I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
55 1 ReplyI'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.
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Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!
53 0 ReplyI just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
36 0 ReplyI missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
33 0 ReplyThat sucks, I'm sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
14 0 ReplyI hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
29 0 ReplyQapla'!
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I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
24 0 ReplyTurtle's gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
12 0 ReplyYeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
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Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!
20 0 ReplyI woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
18 0 ReplyThat was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
7 0 ReplyIt was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!
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I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!
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17 0 ReplyImage search yielded solid results...
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Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!
17 0 ReplyI played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
16 0 ReplyJust don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
9 0 ReplyChild abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!
15 0 ReplyI hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.
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I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊
15 1 ReplyAte lunch, for the glory of the Empire!
14 0 ReplyLiterally what I was going to post for the glory of the Empire!
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I read this meme, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
13 0 ReplyI have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
13 0 ReplyThis invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
12 0 ReplyI gave my shorts to my wife so she could wash them, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
13 1 ReplyI cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
12 0 ReplyMay I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
10 0 ReplyMy cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Washed the dishes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
12 0 ReplyI chewed some vitamin gum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
12 0 ReplyI just ate a burrito for the glory of the Empire!
11 0 ReplyI took a sip of my hot chocky... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(not me in the image btw:-P)
11 0 Replynot me in the image btw:-P
Too late. How many horny Klingons tried to hit on you FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
8 0 ReplySo far just you - thanks for the love tho, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
11 0 ReplyCrushed three apples into juice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
11 0 ReplyI took, just took a shit, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Qapla!! 🖖
11 0 ReplyI sit on the toilet, for the glory of the empire
10 0 ReplySat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!
10 0 ReplyCried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
10 0 ReplyI hope things start going better for you soon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I brushed my teeth FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
10 0 ReplyI watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
9 0 ReplyYou're supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Space mining in Deep Rock Galactic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
9 0 ReplyMarking construction documents for design correction for the glory of the empire!
9 0 ReplySmoking my lettuce for the glory of the empire!
9 0 ReplyThe Devil's lettuce FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
6 0 ReplyFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Have you tried smoking dried prunes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
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I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.
8 0 ReplyI updated the Firmware on a 4k Monitor FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
8 0 ReplyI drove my daughter to ballet class for the glory of the empire!
8 0 ReplyFlipped the zucchinis over in the pan, for the glory of the empire
8 0 ReplyPumped some iron for the glory of the empire!
8 0 ReplyDo you even lift for the glory of the empire?
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Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
8 0 ReplyI ripped a bowl FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
8 0 ReplyI dropped an old dresser off at Goodwill FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
8 0 ReplyMasturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!
9 1 ReplyThe Emperor requires your full research notes with MLA citations within the hour!
(For the empire)
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I did a little fence repair for the glory of the empire!
7 0 ReplyHad a sip of coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
7 0 Replybuilt a spreadsheet FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
7 0 ReplyJerk off for the glory of the empire!
7 0 ReplyI got my eyes checked by a doctor, for the glory of the empire!
7 0 ReplyI just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire
7 0 ReplyFilled a truck with PVC fittings for the glory of the empire!
7 0 ReplyI drank rum and coke for the glory of the empire!
7 0 ReplyDrinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Cumana
Both mother and daughter
Workin' FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
3 0 ReplyWell placed Andrews Sisters reference FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I took a big steaming dump for the glory of the empire
7 1 ReplyI just got back from taking my daughter to an antique mall to add to her vintage Raggedy Ann collection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
(My baby turned 14 today, I'm trying not to cry about it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!)
6 0 ReplyHappy birthday to her FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
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Put on Law and Order FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
6 0 ReplyGroggily woke up, still having a small cold...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
6 0 ReplyI put in my work hours for the week, for the glory of the empire!
6 0 ReplyI'm mindlessly scrolling through lemmy, for the glory of the empire!
6 0 ReplyDoomscrolling FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
6 0 ReplyI just farted for the glory of the empire!
6 0 ReplyI watched a few episodes of Battlestar Galactica for the glory of the empire!
6 0 ReplyI survived 29 rounds of zombies on shadows of evil FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
6 0 ReplyI read some Lemmy FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
6 0 ReplyTook a nap FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
6 0 ReplyI tucked my daughter into bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
5 0 ReplyClimbed stairs to piss for the glory of the empire!
5 0 ReplyI ate a salad ...... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
5 0 ReplyI just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!
5 0 ReplyI got stoned for the glory of the empire!
5 0 ReplyDigitized old family photos FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
5 0 ReplyFried pork chops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
5 0 ReplyYeah no...
I just... You know... fiddled the banjo... cranked the cat, cuffed the carrot, played five on one...
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
5 0 ReplyI cleaned a shelf in my studio for the glory of the empire?
... Oh well. At least one shelf of three dozen is tidy.
5 0 ReplyI read that shitpost, for the glory of lemmy!
5 0 ReplyI ate 2 edibles for the glory of the empire!
5 0 ReplyI added over 1000 mods to my Cyberpunk 2077 installation for the glory of the empire!
e: and now i just wondered why so many people are taking a dump for the glory of the empire for the glory of the empire!
4 0 ReplyPowdered my balls FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!!!
what? I like my balls nice and powdered, don't you?
5 1 ReplyThere is no shame in monitoring personal hygiene FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! (so long as it's your personal hygiene FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!)
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i just started my computer science worksheet for the glory of the empire
4 0 ReplyI just ate a slice of pizza, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
4 0 ReplyDrove home from work, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
4 0 Replyi just read a chpter out of a novel for the glory of the empire!
4 0 ReplyI just popped a pimple that's been bothering me for weeks on my penis FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
5 1 ReplyI just typed a comment I guess FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
4 0 ReplyI brushed my teeth for the glory of the empire!
4 0 ReplyI ATE napoleon for the glory of the empire!!!
3 0 ReplyBonaparte, Dynamite, Pizza or Ice cream?
5 0 ReplyBonbon?
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Just ate dinner FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
3 0 ReplyI made pizza for the glory of the empire.
3 0 ReplyBeing bored like hell on a watch a jumping casle untill the kids may enter ... for the glory off the empire!
3 0 ReplyI had a morning pee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE KLINGON EMPIRE!
3 0 ReplyI was working on creating a new font to install for personal projects for the glory of the empire!
3 0 ReplyI'm developing a desktop app whose sole purpose is browsing a furry porn site (e621) for the glory of the empire
4 1 ReplyI played Trivia Murder Party 2 for three hours with my friends, for the glory of the Empire. Qapla'!
3 0 ReplyI just drank my coffee for the glory of the empire
2 0 ReplyI am currently on YouTube watching Certifiably Ingame's STO story series chapter on the Klingon Civil War - for the glory of the Empire!
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