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Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.

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DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses
  • Well, they are resuming the ghetto blaster than can be heard about 6 miles into the DPRK during the day, about 15 miles at night. First time in 5 years. Handsome Dan, Mr. Scream and the Morning Zoo comin atcha all day every day!!!

  • Blazin' Bev's most challenging case yet
  • Intuition? Bedside manner?

  • Advice
  • Call it when you're tired. Getting one more thing checked off your garden "to do" seems more important than ever when you're tired, but you are also more likely to have an accident. Personal experience: I wanted to get just a few more forkfuls of manure spread before dark and put one fork tine neatly into the flesh of my foot. 'Tis but a flesh wound, but don't be me.

  • DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

    www.bbc.com North Korea floats more rubbish-filled balloons to South Korea

    South Korea's military has warned people to avoid touching the balloons and report them to authorities.

    North Korea floats more rubbish-filled balloons to South Korea

    South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

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    Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

    www.bbc.com Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy

    The food authorities said the instant ramen contained such high capsaicin levels consumers could be poisoned.

    Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy
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    Lessons from Captain Janeway
  • This is what I needed today, new Janeway murderhobo hotness.

  • Coffee Sage
  • Thank you, the bureaucratic shitstorm will be over soon, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE. They say that there ARE NO tear ducts or paper pushing p'tagh there! I'm applying for residency!

  • Coffee Sage
  • That is exactly what today has been. Q, dropping into my tub. But it's over. Thank God, it's over. Now I'm the guy in the garden tub

  • I just posted Gowron for the glory of the empire!
  • Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • No mamas were harmed in the making of this joke
  • Perfect marriage of meme and theme, 10/10

  • Self-propelled artillery
  • Juiced up suspension? That (lada?) is not sagging as much as it should.

  • About once a day I suspect
  • Vale, trebuchets fired!

  • Sir Vival and the Fittest
  • Nice one, made me smile!

  • Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F | Official Trailer | Netflix
  • No, Eddie, no! The jokes that made BHC a classic aren't allowed any more!

  • If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed
  • Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....

  • If you name a wheeled vehicle you're immediately executed
  • The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.

  • Can anyone identify this "pest"?
  • Today I learned! Cool! Use it in a sentence this week.

  • Can anyone identify this "pest"?
  • My chickens won't touch them , but will greedily eat all other garden dwellers, caterpillars, grubs, etc. 1/10, defective hens, should I turn them into tendies?

  • Ham Radio @lemmy.ml verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642252

    > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642244 > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241 > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231 > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > > > > > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642244

    > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241 > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231 > > > > > cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > > > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241

    > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231 > > > cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

    > cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288 > > > They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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    This is only a low quality post if you would pick Stonn over Spock.

    Forgive me, I can't post any images directly from Firefox/Android version of Lemmy and don't know htf to use image hosting yet. I want all of the Best Brains to come together for a moment of reflection. I just saw the episode of TOS in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy put their lives on the line against T'Pring the Spicy Senorita in a game of Horny Death Chess. Please, reflect: who would choose Stonn over Spock? Real estate and post code swagger worth having to "consort" with someone who is not your equal socially, aesthetically or intellectually? Was Stonn playing the long game to move up the social ladder? Was there a "Downton"-esque world of servants and farmers back on Spock's estates, just praying that T'Pring didn't take over The Manor?

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    Haipp New New Yar! [Not OP, all credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe]

    AI interpreting images, yawn. AI interpreting language, what a trip! All credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe, of course.

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    creator.nightcafe.studio art by ChrisFrancois. Black pearl resting in a shell.

    Frakkin amazing image of a black pearl by @chrisfrancois on Nightcafe. We need more art like this on Nightcafe. NOT my work, credit to chrisfrancois.

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    Bloom County, salvaged from social media, 2019-ish

    Happy New Year to all my Bloomers. May the Dandelion Republic live forever. ::theme music plays::: What should our theme be?

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    Posted on social media, approx. 2021. If anyone can remember the date, I'll update. I love the splashes of color, I think the recent digital drawing pad work is some of his best.

    Opus cuddling a melon crayon. I ganked this from social media and look at the crisp perfection of this strip at least a couple times a year. Hope you enjoy.

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    If you know, then you know. 'Tis the season to mock Oklahoma and I'm just the former resident to do it.

    I don't even live in Oklahoma any more and only lived in Norman very briefly in the oughts. Therefore, I am the point man on this. Any one who misses making fun of Oklahoma and maybe even misses the state just a little bit, this one's for you. You are not alone. Remember to call your grandma or grandma-adjacent today. It's okay to admit that you might want to trade your original in for a cuddlier, less judgemental update. Maybe it wasn't fresh cookies and mumus on the lanai [or seriously, emotional availability] or other things you needed. The beauty of this life God has given us is that we can adopt grandma-adjacents, old people who inspire us, into our lives any time we like. You can take yours to the Wallsmart or the hair salon and mock people together. The world is wide and there are old people out there who will happily hang out on the lanai with you. Holy Advent and Merry Christmas, keep it between the mayonnaise and the mustard, i.e., keep moving/don't give up. You were born for hope, not for despair. We still have Bill Murray.

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    What do Bloom County fans call our particular fandom? Thoughts?

    While we blow kisses towards towards the Bhagwan's seventy two gold Rolls Royces, should there be a name for us? Bloomies? Friends of Bill ze Cat? Boingers? Steve's Clients? Enterpoop Crew? Berke's Berkes? Help , it's important, probably.

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    Building Families in Space- Radiation Exposure, Space Wars and You

    Fascinating and based article from Scientific American on why it will be difficult to conceive babies in space and carry a pregnancy successfully. I didn't know that International Space Station astronauts lose that much bone density from microgravity during their stay. For an adult in his or her thirties or forties, that might be too much mineral to get back, even with ideal health and reconditioning regimens after getting home. Women with osteoporosis have prescription drugs they can take to slow down this type of mineral loss, do we even know how those work in microgravity?

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    Kansas @exploding-heads.com verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Bulk Food Shopping on the KS/MO Border and I don't mean C@stco

    lemmy.world Bulk Food Shopping. I don't mean C#stco - Lemmy.world

    There’s much more to bulk shopping for staples than the big box stores. EZ Prepping has a searchable directory of stores and markets, so you can shop like a stone cold Mennonite saver. Things I’ve noticed about shopping at Amish or Mennonite stores: 1.) Many are not listed online, you have to find t...

    There are many more ways to bulk shop for food than you think. You could skip the membership fees and go to the Kansans and Missourians who grow most of what they sell AND can show you how to slaughter a chicken. Win/win.

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    Bulk Food Shopping. I don't mean C#stco

    ezprepping.com Find Amish Bulk Food Stores Near You (400+ Locations) | EZ-Prepping

    Find Amish bulk food stores, grocery stores, and market locations near you using our simple locator tools including an interactive map, filter by state, or search by state, city, or Amish store name. Buy high-quality foods (groceries) in bulk or furniture from an Amish store that is in your home sta...

    There's much more to bulk shopping for staples than the big box stores. EZ Prepping has a searchable directory of stores and markets, so you can shop like a stone cold Mennonite saver. Things I've noticed about shopping at Amish or Mennonite stores: 1.) Many are not listed online, you have to find them in the local paper or word of mouth. That's how I found "Sunny Gardens" in Lamar, MO. 2.) Call before you go, as many of them change their hours based on seasons and stock availability. These are mostly family-run, small places. If Grandma is at her heart appointment and can't man the cash register, then that's it for the day. 3.) Bring your own shopping bags. 4.) Less packaging on everything. They buy in bulk and re-sell most items in smaller packaging labeled and sold by weight. 5.) Take your time shopping, they're also selling chickens, nursery stock and a bunch of other stuff, they'll get to you when they can. Again, family-run. 6.) Bring cash, these are low volume places and the credit card transaction fees, IF they take credit cards, might be punitive for the owners. 7.) There might be a minimum charge to use a debit or credit card. 8.) There probably won't be a public bathroom. 9.) You will meet cool people who know how to raise their own food. The ladies at Sunny Gardens didn't mind being asked about hyperlocal gardening stuff- climate, planting dates, soil, what works and what doesn't. Asking "what is worth my time to grow around here?" can unlock a wealth of experience and information. Don't just go by books, Rodale Press doesn't know shit about what to grow in Missouri or Kansas and I'm calling them out, right here, right now. Rodale, you are not the be all and end all. There are neatly dressed old ladies in kerchiefs who will tell you how it is.

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    how I feel dealing with log in issues on lemmy.world and kbin.social

    REPOST MEME. When I used auto complete at login to fill in my email addy, I broke Jerboa and had to uninstall. Downloading Connect instead. I use the Play Store, because I need gratification without actually finding a solution. I reported this to the admins. LEMMY IN ARRRGH I'VE GOT FOMO YOU OWE ME DOPAMINERGIC BLISS

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    My grandmother died yesterday morning. She was 95, allegedly. She could be demanding, sarcastic and mean, but I never heard it or saw it.

    She hadn't let water touch her perm in decades, except at the salon. She loved her possibly immortal cat and watching real estate flipping shows. She wore a ton of makeup, only "Merle Norman" brand. I know you're busy, but call your grandma today. (Calling someone else's grandma is ok, too.)

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    REPOST: Ukrainian soldier says several Russian snipers failed to hit him even after he was wounded because "they kind of sucked" Україна Ukraine - kbin.social

    A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave die only once. Call your babushka, let her know you love her. [Auto- Translated, please forgive if it's lacking]: Боягуз гине тисячею смертей, хоробрі вмирають лише один раз. Зателефонуйте своїй бабушці, дайте їй зрозуміти, що ви її любите.

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