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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. ๐Ÿ˜…

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  • I was called "quarter machine" and kids kepts trying to shove coins down the back of my pants during 6th grade camp after someone pantsed me the first week in.

  • Samyang: Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy
  • I've tried so many spicy things and I have the same thoughts. The hottest thing that still retains flavors, imo, is a habanero. I've tried tons of peppers and the sauces featured on Hot Ones and, yeah they are certainly hot; but there's not really any nuance and anything you put them on will taste entirely like the sauce. Even with just a dab.

  • ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
  • Just a Tears of the Kingdom reference. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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  • Flavored vape bans led to increase in teen smoking
  • "Gimme a drink that burns like fuck going down and tastes like old wood."

    "Here's your whiskey. And for you, sir?"

    "I want the same burning, but can mine taste like pine sol?"

    "Here's your gin."

  • Perfect
  • People: "Ugh, he's always looking at his phone. He should talk to people."

    Me, chatting, texting, sharing memes with people on my phone: "๐Ÿคจ the fuck you think this thing is for, yo?"

  • Emerging Psychedelic Mushroom Alternative More Toxic Than Fentanyl, New Research Suggests
  • They're referencing the study, but not making any specific claims in the title other than "people are using a psychedelic alternative mushroom that's more toxic than fentanyl."

  • Emerging Psychedelic Mushroom Alternative More Toxic Than Fentanyl, New Research Suggests
  • The title makes the claim that the LD50 is lower.

    The title:

    Emerging Psychedelic Mushroom Alternative More Toxic Than Fentanyl, New Research Suggests

    Does not make that claim. It is also written in a way that can be confused with saying that amanita is psychedelic. However, reading the article makes it easier to understand the word vomit of that title better.

  • NSFW
    I wish I was Asexual.
  • Don't even have to go that far. Nevada has legal prostitution.

  • NSFW
    I wish I was Asexual.
  • I mean, you could get neutered. It works for dogs ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • How many alts do you have on lemmy
  • I started with just one on Lemmy.World, but then like a month after the Appocalypse when the server was being hammered and someone pointed out it could be lessened by simply using other instances, I made two more. This one on Yiffit.net which became my main, and one on "shit just works," just in case.

    I sometimes get on the Lemmy.World one for mod reasons, but I haven't actually ever used the shit just works one.

  • Apple refuses to call Apple Intelligence 'AI'
  • They just want to Think Different.

    Unfortunately that often means being stupid.

  • How does a $3.99 canned food item come out to $4.45 in California?

    There's no sales tax on unprepared food in this state (I'm also paying by EBT with food stamps) and the CRV for the can is only $0.05. where the fuck is the other 41 cents coming from? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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    Have you ever clicked on an ad on purpose?

    Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

    Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

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    Is there a "canvas" of the universe? Do we even know? Would a canvas follow the same laws as the paint?

    Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

    The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

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    What foods from the shows would you like to try if you could?

    There's a few for me. Yamok sauce. Various synthohols. The desserts Troi's always eating (or being). But most especially gagh. I wouldn't let the fact it's some kind of living worm distract me from the way all the cool people describe it. If Riker likes it, I think I would too and I certainly wouldn't want to look like a p'taQ in front of Riker.

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    Have you ever just suddenly felt like someone punched you in the face (or elsewhere), for no obvious reason?

    My right eye just suddenly feels like I have a black eye out of nowhere (didn't injure it or anything recently). It doesn't happen often, but this is something I've felt before. What the fuck is that? Did a ghost punch me in the face or something? I wanna hold some ice over it but I'm not sure it would do anything since nothing actually hit me.

    Edit: Not like a migraine; it's not a pressure behind my eyes, it literally feels like I've been punched and am nursing a black eye. The lower eyelid is tender AF, too, if I touch it. I posted this before I went to sleep and I just woke up about an hour ago and it still hurts.

    Edit 2: You know what? It might be from wearing my VR headset. It was on kinda tight last night and the way it sits, most of that pressure is right at the top of my cheeks, just under my eyes. I might have burst some blood vessels and gotten a bruise.

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    What happened to "stoner" comedies?

    Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?

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    I'm upset that I didn't have continuous capture turned on on my PS5...

    Playing Bloodborne and Father Gascoigne straight up did a 180 while in the air during his 2nd phase leap attack when he had ๐Ÿค much health left after I dodged behind him to land the final blow. Like what the fuck ever, dude. Just die already so I can make your daughter cry instead of making me cry. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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    What would be the best way to fix the little stopper switch for one of the motors on my Aquilla?

    One of the stepper motors' switch things (the metal part that hits the bar to tell the motor it's at one end of the track) came out and it's either bent too much or snapped off (it's so small I can't really tell) and it doesn't go back in place, which means I can't use the printer because the motor with the head on it doesn't know when it has reached the end of the track and just tries to keep going if I don't stop it.

    My first thought was to print a new piece but... That won't work when I have to use the printer to do that. The motor itself is great. It's just that stupid little metal triangle thing used to give the teeny tiny switch some more surface area to be pressed.

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    I want a Mixed Reality thing that works the opposite of how I am seeing it done right now...

    Right now it's augmenting reality with fake shit. Like you see the real world and can put non-real things in it. What I'd like to be able to do is be in a fake world and bring real world objects into that.

    Like, say I'm in VRchat just sitting somewhere hanging out it would be cool if I could bring my drink, my food, my vape, etc into the game so I don't have to fumble around looking for them with my hands. I haven't found anything that does this though... :/

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