Sorry dude. Order's in from Flavortown. Scouts gotta watch their backs
This one time at band camp I was in the hospital when they pulled the iv, the blood hit the ceiling. The nurse freaked out and ran out into the hallway, leaving me to put pressure on it to stop the blood loss. There was a bunch of gauze right there, across the room, I just couldn't get to it. Lots of fun.
I'm a politics wonk and this is the first one in decades I haven't watched. I just don't think my liver can take it.
At some point we forgot we were just fuckin with people and the memes became reality AL GORE WHO ARE YOU DOING STUNTS FOR
Everyone here seems to be missing the point. The government's already doing that to way more than the nazi. Why only defend the nazi?
My experience is that you start work and the next day is off so you just lock the doors and keep working, but maybe there are financial institutions without backlogs idunno.
Before superPACs, a way to get around campaign finance limitations was to coerce your employees to donate to your political candidate of choice. If the law limits you to a five thousand dollar donation individually, but you have five thousand employees to whom you can give a hundred dollar bonus each and you can force to donate it to your candidate, that's five million you can try to sneaky around the campaign finance laws. That's why they ask for your employer.
For instance, GDP is a pretty crazy way to measure economic health.
I know a lot of economists who agree with you, it's just everything else we try to use to measure economic health on a macro scale seems to be worse. When your best tool is only 40% accurate, it sucks.
So you're saying I just need a sous vide thingy that works in salt water (or to clean the damn thing afters) and a big tub, that's actually pretty doable
Not my bathtub, no. It's too small.
Only got to do it once. Make a name binder and you're set.
You get a mug a year here. It's illegal in my state to pay (the donor) for anything that comes from the body.
Is this really the best use of the ACLU's limited resources?
The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper
And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind us—listen! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!
Oh Tuvix
Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee
Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee
Its a Teenage Dream
The Trekifying of other memes continues
I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF
