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The hidden cost of your Prime Day purchases
  • I checked camelcamelcamel and then I checked my local library. My library had it for the cost of free.

  • If you had a drain that you knew was clogged only with hair, could you unclog the drain only using Nair?
  • They sell these plastic ones at the grocery store where you just shove em down the drain and pull em right back down, all barbed and shit along the length of the snake thingy, and then it comes out looking like you snagged a R.O.U.S. and you realize you forgot to put on your nitrile gloves and fuck it just huck it in the can but they're a buck ninety nine the last I checked. Last time might have gotten a little hairy.

  • John Deere ends support of 'social or cultural awareness' events, distances from inclusion efforts
  • I had a profesor who collected tractors. He had something like 80 of them. When I asked about JD, all he would say was Fuck John Deere.

  • JD Vance, Menstrual Surveillance Hawk
  • I know a guy whose name is Kim. He was always bothered by how feminine it was, so he decided to go by his initials: KD. I don't have the heart to tell him that's Katie.

  • Biden Says He’d Consider Dropping Out if a ‘Medical Condition’ Emerged
  • Ugh. Harris? Really? Why not Dean while we're at it

  • Replicator: Brownie
  • Ooo, I just watched the episode where Vine accidentally bought a planet.

  • TIL the term "Mad as a Hatter" likely came from hat makers using mercury and the resulting mercury poisoning.
  • I never considered Joey Smith getting high offa hat fumes. I just figured he liked the smell of his hair grease or whatever they used for pomade. Fun conjecture to consider tho.

  • Donald Trump does not get post-shooting poll boost
  • We just had an attack of Mormon crickets out west too

  • a or b
  • Wherever you want it baby

  • 'I'm supposed to be dead' says Trump after assassination attempt
  • It's shit like this that reminds me A Christmas Carol is fiction

  • Is this vegan?
  • Well now an imaginary cow is pissed at me thanks

  • After Trump assassination attempt, guns will still be allowed near RNC, but tennis balls will not
  • Either nothing or a ticket for causing a disturbance (don't know what it is in that jurisdiction), depending on how good your speakers are and how assholish the cops are feeling that day. It would take way more speaker quality than a ghetto blaster has to get the sound right. I'm really not sure speakers can get the rip of air from a bullet right. Never heard it done. Just play Paper Planes and you have plausible deniability

  • Trump documents case dismissed by federal judge
  • That's because it wasn't a motor coach. Clearance Thomas has standards.

  • When was the last time you made Jello?
  • I keep some in the medicine cabinet. Gelatin can make a nice throat coating when you have a bad cough.

  • Senators seek special counsel probe of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
  • It might take more delta v but it would be worth it

  • The interior of your house is hot, the exterior cool. What would the most efficient orientation be for a box fan? Pushing hot air out of a window or pulling cool air in through it? (Solved)*
  • We put ours in the ceiling between the attic and the top floor. Pull the air out of the house, open the windows at night. I've heard it called a "whole house fan". I would occasionally turn it on with the windows closed while the air conditioning was running to, uh, make it go faster, but I'm not sure you're supposed to do that. Cooled the place down in seconds tho.

  • The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper

    And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind us—listen! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!

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    He hardly bites, he likes to squeal, he runs around the dabo wheel

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    Oh Tuvix

    Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

    Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

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    Its a Teenage Dream

    The Trekifying of other memes continues

    I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

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    But how does he type?

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