I mean, yeah, all time high. They're gonna go down.
Oh dude they literally had an activity at my old cult where they had everyone make a dozen fake reviews at each of their local buildings. That's gonna be fun.
as far as weird cult scifi movies go, we loved At The Earth's Core starring Troy Doug McClure and Peter Cushing. MST3K does it, but they take out the two best scenes. the one where they get attacked by a fire-breathing big mac box and the one where Peter Cushing yells "you can't mesmerize me, I'm British".
if you can have whole peeled tomatoes from the can but not the diced, that could be it. the salt set off my pancreas when my gut was going through a sensitive decade.
So there's a salt in a lot of canned diced tomatoes (not all) that's used as a preservative that some people can be sensitive to. It helps keep the tomatoes firm while canned. (I worked briefly in a tomato cannery). IIRC it's one of the sodium citrates, but I can't remember which right now.
or falling out after installing a new set of windows
huh, I didn't know both Birminghams had significant rocket industries until today.
one town over, the second best food is the tacos out of a gas station (the best is the greek restaurant, best food in the county. fuck I want another gyro) so like this isn't that far off
you know I just realized I still have an old 7" b/w CRT laying around somewhere in the garage
well they shouldn't have mouthed off to my grandma then.
Fungi and animals form a clade called opisthokonta,
it's always the cladistics fuckers isn't it
yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it's pretty neat
I'd consider moving to texas
We had a blind woman at our church in the 90s. We got her copies of the Bible on tape and in braille and those fuckers are huge. She would have loved CDs.
The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper
And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new year’s sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind us—listen! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!
Oh Tuvix
Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee
Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee
Its a Teenage Dream
The Trekifying of other memes continues
I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF
