It's movie night. You don't know who's coming but you have to pick a movie everyone vibes with. What do you choose?
It's movie night. You don't know who's coming but you have to pick a movie everyone vibes with. What do you choose?
The Princess Bride
If you have seen it. You are happy to watch again. If you haven't, you will love it.
Is there kissing?
Some day you may not mind so much.
It's got romance, action, comedy, fantasy, safe for kids and families... Covers most groups
The fire swamp is a little intense for the little ones, but for teens and up it's a great choice.
I think it's fine for kids younger than teenagers. Maybe around 8 and up. By the time they are teenagers, most kids are watching anything and everything, included R-rated movies.
Fifth Element
It has the multi pass to everyone's heart.
Super green.
Korben my man. I-I-I-I have no fire.
That's what I was thinking
The largest indoor explosion ever recorded on camera, I believe.
If kids are around, probably Howl’s Moving Castle or another Studio Ghibli movie.
If I am gearing for adults, a comedy like Chef where the premise is lighthearted but not a total snooze fest.
another Studio Ghibli
Grave of the Fireflies it is!
Those movies are so great. Probably stick with the G and PG options if there's a young kid in the mix (thinking of Princess Mononoke, which is PG-13, IIRC). The PG ones often have just the right amount of "safe-scary" elements that it absolutely grabs their attention. Great movies for grown-up/kid conversation-starters to boot, just due to the deep, rich, human themes they explore.
My two year old daughter loves My Neighbor Totoro, we even got her a giant Totoro stuffy for Christmas.
Chef actually made me want to go to culinary school, and what drove me to pursue food service work in general.
Human centipede.
You just said "vibes", not "good vibes".
This reminds me of one definition of art: that it creates an emotion or reaction in the viewer.
Not that this movie in particular is art lol. Feels like a fetish film, if anything.
Art as an experience by John Dewey (not that one, or the other one) would probably agree it is art
But not the tame first one. Sandpaper wanking baby squisher or bust!
Sandpaper wanking baby squisher or bust!
...is not a good sign to hold up while hitchhiking.
Back To the Future
Watched recently with my 8 year old and while it's certainly still a justifiable classic, there's still some things that are pretty problematic in this movie that made it a challenging watch with a kid...
Just made plans to go to a drive in theatre near me to watch all 3 movies
The Incredibles or Megamind
Got Superheros? Check.
Got Supervillain? Check.
For kids? Check.
Fun for adult as well? Check.
Non-marvel/DC? Check.
It's perfect.
Hell, I'm always down to watch Incredibles just for the soundtrack and Edna Mode.
I came to say the Incredibles as well! Heartwarming, funny, quotable, great music, good for kids and adults. A real masterpiece
Monty Python's Life of Brian.
Whoever doesn't like it can leave.I prefer the holy grail but life of Brian is also a top movie
My personal favorite is The Meaning Of Life. Not sure where that puts me.
Clue - it's got a little bit for everyone.
Plenty of adult jokes and themes that toe the line, but subtle enough to go over the head of any kid that doesn't already get it.
Honestly, the most objectionable thing for hyper-conservatives would probably be Yvette's cleavage.
Where tf are all my The Mummy (1999) stans???
Saw it on the big screen last night at the drive in. Flawless as always.
Is playing this weekend in a local theatre
Young Frankenstein.
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Hook. It’s always Hook.
That movie has a 29% rotten tomato rating..
How the fuck?
Aren't those tomato meter scores the aggregate of critic reviews? On cult classics, low-brow, or franchises with baggage, the user reviews are way more likely to match the vibe of a movie.
Funnily enough, it's almost the complete opposite for independent movies made for "film people". Or plots that require critical thinking or deep attention (the latter is my own Achilles' heel)--where the user score is garbage, but the critic score (and thus, the tomato meter) is more likely to match your own (if you're into movies like that).
Hook! Hook! Give us the Hook! Hook! Hook! Show us the Hook!
Recently had a movie night where we watched Oscar. Only one person (the person that wanted to watch it) had seen it before, but it was their birthday, so we all sat down to watch. It is a fantastic comedy of errors movie with Sylvester Stallone. None of us could believe that we had never even heard of it before, because we all loved it so much, and laughed so frequently. Fantastic movie night movie. I can't recommend it enough.
Excellent suggestion. One of my favorites.
I watched that when it was released, and I can't remember that much about it. But I do remember everyone in the theater just laughing our asses off. For some reason I always kind of put in the same basket as Men at Work.
Golf clap?
I love finding those excellent movies that have somehow floated just below the surface of the consciousness of my sphere of community.
3 nominations for the Razzie?
Wildly undeserved IMO.
Kung fu hustle
Kung Pow.
I once forgot the name of this movie, but remembered the "one clean chunk" line and immediately found it again.
I've used this movie for movie night multiple times and people who come always love it!
What the F?
Where!?
Probably pornhub.
The Big Lebowski
I know quite a few people who can't stand that movie. Now, that's just, like, their opinion, man.
Shawshank Redemption, for sure. It's not just a masterpiece, it's a masterpiece that has incredibly broad appeal compared to most other great movies.
That's probably the reason why it has been the top rated movie on IMDb for decades even as trends, opinions, and tastes have changed dramatically over the years.
I hate that movie with undying loathing.
Why?
Hahah why?
Please tell us why? Pretty please with a cherry on top?!
It isn't obvious but it's pretty damn violent in some scenes. I didn't realize until I tried this on my friend who couldn't handle it.
The Emperor’s New Groove.
Airplane!
12 Angry Men.
The problem with Airplane is that you have to pay attention to appreciate it. That's a little harder to do with invited guests
The Police Squad TV show failed because nobody was used to paying attention to TV.
+1000 for 12 Angry Men. A fantastic drama for a group to watch together.
The problem with Airplane is that you have to pay attention to appreciate it. That's a little harder to do with invited guests
Get drunk first. ;-)
Or make it a movie night about the movie.
Really, you need to pay attention to any movie if you want to know what’s going on. Except for primer.
Shrek
someBODY
I'll be damned, nobody mentioned Lord of the Rings.
Lock the doors and show them the Extended edition, followed by The Hobbit extended edition.
It's only 20 hours and 18 minutes.
My ex roommate made me watch the extended edition after I told him I never actually watched all the movies. I'm not mad at him. It was a weekend well spent.
I came here to say LotR. Whoever doesn't vibe with LotR doesn't have a place in my house.
Love of Tolkien is sadly not universal. I married a heathen that hates Lord of the Rings. 😩
That's like a mouse not liking cheese.
The Trueman Show is super fun and seems pretty widely likable
Big Lebowski
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
ultra-awkward wheeze-laugh we're all very fond of veroxii, such a free spirit!
21 Jump Street. Lighthearted, don't need to worry about how deep it is or not, but it's well-written, well-executed comedy, and I've already seen it a couple times and know that's not just nostalgia talking.
I think a general group of adults would get a kick out of it.
The second one is dumb, but it plays into it, which I kind of like.
I amar prestar aen.
The world is changed.
Han matho ne nen.
I feel it in the water.
Han mathon ned cae.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned gwilith.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring (Directors Cut)
should be good in filtering out some of the people I wouldn't want to interact with anyway
Evolution.
Haven't met anyone yet who hasn't loved that film.
That's the one with the aliens with the circular writing characters right?
edit: Oops nevermind, it's the dandruff shampoo commercial. Despite that its a decent movie, I agree.
I think we’ve established that “ca-caw ca-caw” and “tookie tookie” don’t work.
Sean William Scott is probably the best part of that movie.
Honestly, probably the best part of any movie he's in. Role Models was great, and Goon is amazing.
Raiders of The Lost Ark.
It's a timelessly classic action/adventure movie that anyone can enjoy. It has memorable characters, great set pieces, an interesting story, an incredible score, and Harrison Ford.
I'm surprised I scrolled a decent way through the list and hadn't seen it posted yet.
Road to El Dorado, Emperors New Groove, Megamind. Those are pretty damn reliable.
“The SUN is WARMING UP?!?!”
"Same time next week?"
Duck Soup, a comedy from about 100 years ago about a selfish clown who fails upward to political leader and ruins the country.
Duck Soup, a comedy (...)
Sounds like a documentary
Well, I guess time travel does exist after all. I don't know why they'd choose to go back to that time period to make a movie about Trump though. Maybe it should have been more obvious and they could have prevented it from happening, but we all know the people who elected them have zero media literacy anyway so probably not.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Great for kids, and the dry sarcastic humor is great for adults. All around great movie.
The one with the random nightmare tunnel?
No. Stop. Come back.
Forrest Gump
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King Extended Edition.
This is the correct option because during the day before movie night you watch Fellowship and Two Towers
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery -- because everyone loves a good whodunnit.
Except my dad. Too much talking, he would say.
The iron giant
If you’ve doing it, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying.
Which will be weird if it is only women and children that showed up.
Apollo 13.
Mostly factual, great pacing, gripping story, excellent acting, and an honest feel-good ending,
In fact, that and The Incredibles are two movies that I could show to almost any crowd with confidence.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Its a really long movie but it's got everything. RRR
Its got bromances, romances, comedy and tragedy. It's got plenty of over the top action and musical dance numbers. 10/10 movie.
I randomly stumbled on that movie recently and I agree. What a fucking film. It does 100 things I would hate in an American movie but somehow they pull it all off in a priceless and charming way
Ya got me, RRR?
Requiem for a Dream
Any of Simon Pegg's movies (the trilogy of sorts).
Was going to say Hot Fuzz. You can watch it multiple times and it is still funny.
Something that everyone will love, like The Room or maybe Samurai Cop or maybe even Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
Depending on the group, sometimes old Jet Li flicks will work, too, like The New Legend of Shaolin / Legend of the Red Dragon which has some great baby-kung-fu.
Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.
Don't neglect Miami Connection.
For me, I could watch Muppet Treasure Island over and over. The perfect movie.
For a movie I need to play for others: A Goofy Movie.
Dredd
Everyone loves ultra-violence, right?
Since someone already said The Princess Bride...
Penguins of Madagascar, The Movie
It is the funniest film I have ever seen. Starring John Malkovich as the villain and Benedict Cumberbatch as the other villain.
I'm open to trying this after reading your explanation. The Lego Movie was also surprisingly amazing.
So many puns...that must have been a riot to record.
Repo Man. If they don't like it, I don't want them around.
The old one from like the seventies?
Good movie.
It's 1984.
Ghostbusters.
Amelie
Tons of people won't watch anything with subtitles.
True but that dude is "from Alberta" so it's a possibility that he's living in quebec... that's just a theory however
The truman show
This is a perfect time for the Christmas cracker approach - you're unlikely to be able to pick a movie that everyone agrees is good, so pick a movie that everyone agrees is bad, and bond over shared mockery.
Space Truckers (1996) - Dennis Hopper, Charles Dance. Terrible movie with some wacky bullshit, cube pigs, neon space twinks, and a cyborg love prosthetic.
Moonfall (2022) - another classic from Roland Emerick where most of the movie is nonsense but there is a seed of a brilliant idea buried in there.
Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (2014) - it starts with a giant shark catapulting a fishing boat from Manhattan to Giza, and gets more and more ridiculous as it goes on. Featuring Christopher Judge in one of his less believable roles.
Moonfall was quite entertaining and simultaneously so bad. And the mooning (pun intended) over Elon must be making everyone who worked on that movie (presumably in 2020-21) absolutely cringe. I did.
Contact.
Why build one when you can build two for twice the price?
Def a point in the column of it was all an elaborate hoax to grift some government funding.
You like to make enemies. Great choice nonetheless the less
Either "Tucker and Dale Versus Evil", or "The Cabin in the Woods".
If I want everyone to leave as quickly as possible, then "Martyrs", Antichrist", or "A Serbian Film".
Since no one has said it yet, original Ghostbusters.
The Empire Strikes Back
Empire Records just felt good and I think it could pull that off with a crowd.
We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning day!
Everyone vibes with? No such movie exists.
If I look at it as : everyone I know vibes with.. Again no such movie exists.
If I look at it as what certain people people would like.
Red with Bruce Willis
Knight and day with Tom Cruise
Lord of the rings
Day after tomorrow
Entrapment with Sean Connery
Replacements with Keanu Reeves
Super Troopers.
"You boys like MEXICO?!?!?!"Haha, it boils down to a few choices for me, including a few non movie series.
My immediate answer: Violent Night. It's such a good, weird Christmas movie with Santa being a badass, an actual engaging story, tons of gore and tons of humor. You can't go wrong with David Harbour either. In my opinion, it has a lot going for it that makes it worthy both in and out of seasonal viewing.
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If we COULD choose non movies, just as added fluff to my post, I'd choose either Fallout or Impractical Jokers. A second choice for me would be The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's quick, simple, stylish and a fun watch.
Roller Town. Largely because I'm trying to introduce more people to the fever dream of a movie that is Roller Town.
Free on YouTube, highly recommend if you're into comedy and absurdity. Just go in blind, have fun!
RoboCop or Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Last Crusade is a fun watch and imo better than lost ark
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The Princess Bride, because no-one could hate The Princess Bride!
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
If they can't vibe with that I don't want them ever coming over again
I'm gonna go off the beaten path a little here and go with Jonathan Demme's "Something Wild", chances are the guests haven't seen it and that film is one helluva ride, it's got a little bit of something for everyone - comedy, romance, thriller, you name it.
Emperor’s New Groove.
Because nothing is better than Eartha Kitt hamming it up for a whole film.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
I'll jump on this with the equally enjoyable
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Well growing up in Utah there's a lot of people that would not tolerate anything. Gotos are Princess Bride, Sandlot, most Disney movies.
Eurotrip
You kissed your sister!
Back door sluts 9
But I haven't seen 1 through 8, how will I know what's going on in 9?
Time for a marathon night.
Lord of The Rings
A Knights Tale
Evolution
I pick a random movie because I'll never satisfy everyone.
Minor stipulation, it would be from my personal collection of movies, which I know I like.
Mrs Doubtfire is a classic that's still funny today
Mulholland Drive. Not only is it the best movie ever made, it also has everything: love, romance, crime, horror, humor, action, mystery, ...
I can’t stand David Lynch and find nearly every thing he’s made insufferable. I will not be vibing with your choice.
To be fair, it wasn't a completely serious answer to the question. I do really believe what I said but I'm aware that Lynch isn't for everyone.
Speak no evil, the original. Perfect family movie :p
Nothing But Trouble, so they don't come back
Titan AE, Treasure Planet, Terminator, LA Confidential, El Dorado
Titan AE is an interesting choice for the prompt because the movie flopped specifically because no one vibed with it. Don Bluth's art style is often taken as shorthand for "this is for kids" but the movie really isn't; like one character snaps another one's neck on screen. So no one knew what to do with it and defaulted to "not seeing it."
Right, because they marketed it wrong. The movie is quite good and me and my friends actually watched in theaters when it came out and enjoyed it, but this is also why I added a couple of on there movies in there.
Oh man Titan AE was how I discovered Lit, was really into them back then. Still love Over my HeaD!
It's an odd choice but Naked Lunch. Strange adaptation of a strange book. It gives everybody something to talk about.
My partner is still processing that film eight years later. She thinks she’ll be able to watch it again in another couple of years. I think I’ll keep her away from the book, whatever happens.
The book is MUCH stranger and dark. There is also the real like stuff they added in the movie.
The author shoot and killed his wife in a William Tell stunt in real life. He then fled toTangierr where he would go out have sex do drugs and come back to his room and write what became Naked Lunch.
His real life friends and authors Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac visited him collected the pages he had written showed then to a publisher and Naked Lunch was born.
The friends in the beginning who show up later to visit are based on Ginsberg and Kerouac.
freddy got fingered
Proud.
Pink Flamingos. Fuck em, run it.
Fight club!
Any Gaspar Noe movie will do just fine.
Anything by Aki Olavi Kaurismäki. If someone can't appreciate masterpieces of Finnish cinema, I'll be happy to show them the door.
D.E.B.S. It’s a campy fun love story in the 00’s spy comedy style
It’s not quite as funny as But I’m a Cheerleader, but I can see how that one would make some people uncomfortable.
Red Lights or Leaves of Grass.
Schindler's List. If they don't like it they're a Nazi. Eliminate. Cry because the movie is sad. Just vibes.
Dead Leaves
Horrible Bosses.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.
Get something so bad that everyone comes together to make fun of it, making the night more fun in general.
If we're going that route then Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Double feature:
Ed Wood
Plan 9 from Outerspace
PULL THE STRINGS!
Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines
An increadibly fun movie that plays with all nation's stereotypes equally mercilessly, add a ridiculous setting and you got a brilliant movie.
Calilou 2: Ice-Scream.
Hot Tub Time Machine
Lord of Dragon Lord.
The Passion of Joan of Arc because if they don't like it I can harangue them mercilessly for having bad taste :)
Le Nèg' from Robert Morin
When I was that age my parents took me to see Midnight Cowboy and The Stepford Wives at the drive in
Obviously going for Glen Or Glenda.
Paddington 2
Harry Potter. It’s a good movie, everyone know about it. It has some family friendly themes, with some action, romance, fantasy, and since people know about it it’s easy to immerse yourself in the story or just pick up if you miss a part (for bathroom or kitchen breaks) it’s fun to watch sober or high.
Fails because the creator is a terf
Argh. You’re right. Damn.
I would noped out immediately
Put a webcam on TV and streaming it to TV
That sounds like the start of a horror movie
Hehe true.
if you make the webcam face the tv you get fun video feedback to dance in.
