I'd love to see a Galaxy Quest: TNG tv show, but we already had the Orville.
I'm ugly as shit, and my wife is gorgeous.
I don't doubt it. You know the saying, "everybody is the hero in their own story." I was hoping to gain some insight or relatable thought processes.
Like, imagine watching American History X, but instead of a spiraling cycle of hate and redemption, it's just a guy alone in a room going "Fuck, I hate minorities. Minorities are just the worst. I hate them so much I think I will kill a bunch of people."
If you begin with "females will never touch me because of my big nose and weak chin, so I will call them 'whores' online" then you're already looking at a diseased mind with no redeeming qualities.
Holy Insecurity, Batman! Ugly people find love all the fucking time. "I'm ugly, so no woman will ever touch me, so I am sad and alone." What a crock of shit.
So Gaetz wants to be able to pay his taxes using money from Russian oligarchs?
This is why traffic sucks. Super highways don't reduce traffic, they create it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say, Was (Not Was) did not fact-check their lyrics while writing Walk the Dinosaur. The whole song is basically an acid trip stream of barely-consciousness. One of the writers has said it was about nuclear armageddon, so there's that.
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared.
But where was his beard?
And those flags stood for something. They stood for values, quality, and an uncompromising sense of style. Those flags stood for Old Navy. Where patriotic consumerism doesn't have to cost a fortune.
It's like when people in abusive relationships suddenly realize that their partner doesn't actually care about them, and everyone around them is like "Yeah, no shit. Fucking leave their ass."
Yeah, the whole "live and let live" movement has removed the social barriers to being a fucking moron. Ignorant people holding onto stupid beliefs should be made to feel bad by the people around them.
Hey, I'm just trying to stop people like you getting Trump elected. If you don't think he'd be worse for you, you're probably part of the oligarchy. Or you're a moron. Either way.
The only tragedy here is that you think anyone is fooled about your agenda.
If only they had banned him for being an insufferable dipshit, terrible journalist, and troll of the lowest order
Based on this data, the 15 most discriminatory cities in the U.S. are:
- Waterloo-Cedar Falls, IA
- Milwaukee-Waukesha-West Allis, WI
- Racine, WI
- Minneapolis-St. Paul, Bloomington, MN
- Peoria, IN
- Elmira, NY
- Decatur, IL
- Niles-Benton Harbor, MI
- Kankakee, Illinois
- Fresno, CA
- Springfield, IL
- Trenton, NJ
- Danville, IL
- Rochester, NY
- Chicago, Naperville, and Elgin, IL
You think the Democrats are hiding an Abraham Lincoln on their back bench?
Trump has already been convicted of felonies.
Super...hero? Or....
Because it takes time to build a national campaign. You need 50 different states to sign off on the ballots. The DNC can basically hand-pick a candidate, but they would basically be telling every primary voter to get fucked.
There would be legal challenges in 50 different states, and the GOP only needs one activist judge (and they have 6 on the SCOTUS).
The last time there was a brokered convention was 1952.
Plus, who? Who is the dream candidate? Who is so widely appealing that they would be unanimously accepted by the Democratic party leadership and the voters? Who has the leadership qualities, the experience, the confidence, the name recognition, and the credentials to beat the shit out of Trump? And where the fuck have they been?
No, this is clearly someone originally from Quebec. Because there, one egg is un ouef.
Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: "Is this all the eggs we have?"
Donna: "Yes. What are you making?"
Ron: "Eggs."
I'm ready to be hurt again!
Look, we're obviously not the best team. We have significant flaws, and Embiid cannot carry this team by himself.
But how can you not be hyped after watching Batum raining threes and Tobias on the bench? Embiid took his time getting it together, but he got it done when it mattered.
We can beat the Knicks. We can beat anybody if we play our best.
Maybe we don't. Maybe we lose again and everybody starts thinking about next year.
But we are still in this. The Philadelphia 76ers still have a chance to show the world what they can do as a team. So let's get hyped and enjoy the ride!
A "Healthy Amount of Cheese" is always an Unhealthy Amount of Cheese.
I heard someone say this in a video recipe, followed by way more cheese than you should eat at once. It occurred to me that the phrase means ample, not nutritious.
Hulu sucks. How are you watching the game?
Basically title. I'm curious how others are watch the game. I cut cable a long time ago, and have Hulu live for this season, but it's just awful. Their app sucks, the unskippable ads are all over the place, and tonight it started recording at 4:30.
So what is everyone else using?
Can flies recognize that I'm holding a flyswatter?
Has this ever happened to you? There's a fly in the house, buzzing around you, so you go to the cabinet to get the swatter. But as soon as you start wielding it, the little bastard disappears. You set it down, and now he's back, taunting you.
Ok so obviously flies don't taunt, but do they have the capacity to recognize, even instinctually, that I'm holding a deadly weapon?
So, Five Centers, huh?
Anybody else want to see all five on the court together and just have them make a giant wall around the paint? No? Alright, me neither then.
So what the fuck is Morey doing?