I've started reading Jumper by NameDoesNotMatter. I would like to formally apologise about all the harsh things I've ever spoken about that film.

Fine, the cast is unlikeable and the action scenes are just fisticuffs in the air, but my god, in comparison to the teenage dreck that is the book, it's a masterpiece. At least they tried to build a credible back story for the main character.

In the book, he literally thinks everyone is out to sexually assault him (and somehow they seem to), he solves his problems by throwing money at it, instead of any actual creativity, and the author desperately tries to portray him as a mature-for-his-age adult, despite the fact that his first reaction to anything is crying followed by petty revenge.

I'm just flicking through the pages, pausing at any plot bits, and then flicking on.

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoW19TUfg8

Please, sir, tell me why there's no black Superman, KKK kryptonite? "God only makes Caucasian super-heroes." Please, sir, tell me why we stick a man on the moon when life on earth's so cheap? "Son we gotta do our bit for the world trade deficit."

Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

Please, sir, tell me why there's so much vagrancy "Layabouts get a job." - Well, there's an opening for a part-time Unabomber Please, sir, tell me why my life's so pitiful but "the future's so bright." Well, I'd look ahead but it burns my retinas

Please, sir Please, sir Tell me why If "God is love," I'm so dysfunctional

You can regularly sync your memories with your copies (either one way or both ways)

There Are No Flowers in the Real World by David Lapham

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_Comics

Compare this to this 2020 blog post, which had the source binary at 60MiB

https://guix.gnu.org/blog/2020/guix-further-reduces-bootstrap-seed-to-25/

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nENIu0D4mJ0

Yeah, bam, bam, bam, heyya, whassup, yeah We was like that you know Yeah, and I bet you got layed back Yeah, I'ma uh, I'm a just sit in here for a couple of hours Man, don't sweat it, yo, we gonna catch some stuff, dude Oh no, I'm kinda tired Nah, we got a basket, we're gonna fill this basket before we go, yo Aight, bro Cause there are otha fish...

It took a second to register up in my branium My dome, my head, my skull, my cranium My eyes have had enough, it was time to do some talkin I had to creep through the hound-dogs that were stalkin

This slimmy caught me peepin, this means she wasn't sleepin on who I was, so she crept in like a hawk In a minute's time, we adjourned to the floor Ooh! I hit a high note cause of the way that she was walkin

We got into the groove, I didn't bust no, uh, hip-hop moves I just kept it nice and smooth Next thing you know, we got together, word, I thought we'd be forever Didn't have an um-ber-ella, now I'm soaked in stormy weather whether two birds of a feather fly or fall it'll be together

Never sympin, and leave your love life limp There'll be no suicide attempts for this slim-trim kid Cuz you know there's otha fish in the sea, that is, in the sea In the sea that is

[Chrous] (In the sea) You know there's otha fish in the sea that is x 3

I reminisce, try to clear up all the myths for an imaginary kiss with you again Not even friends, though I wish that I could mend like a tailor and be Olive Oyl's number one sailor I ams what I am, still I falls like an anvil

She's heavy on the mind sometimes it's more than I can handle But men aren't supposed to tumble into the den B Macho, but I hancho like Pancho will give in Family oriented, but not Oriental

A dame is supposed to claim ya even if you drive a Pinto A hero is a sandwich, and a Manwich is a meal A marriage is a paper, are they fakin or for real? What's the deal dabbers? Will you go tumbling after your man and take a stand or will you help him roll faster?

The reason why I ask you is because I'm sick of this B--ch lickin drip drip from a niggaz benefits He doesn't even suit ya and he's surely not ya size I'm surprised that you slept on a heart that's worldwide And when ya open up ya eyes, babe, my mate, I really wish that ya don't bruise a limb, as ya swim with otha fish in the sea In the sea that is

[[chorus]]

Now, if there ain't no mountain high enough Why ain't you climbin up? My hand has been extended every since the day I lent it to ya I thought I knew ya, but I didn't even know ya Bro, you're stupid, cause ya thought you'd catch a Cupid and you found that love ain't two whiffs of shit So I resign or quit It ain't even about the hips, or the lips or the tits or Even the pussywhip, Elizabeth, this is it Because I slipped and I tripped into a shoe that didn't fit

And now the next man is stealing my heart away I'd charge him like a bull, but his pull never fades me The kid is going crazy, they steppin with my lady They workin on a baby, I'm pushin up the daisies, but hey diddle diddle, I won't play second fiddle To no man and stand firm on this And seal up on the bliss with a big juicy kiss Just call me Big Gibraltor miss No, I won't diss, I'm just like on to otha fish in the sea In the sea that is

(Chorus 3X)

You know there's otha, you know that there's otha

(chorus repeats 20X) In the sea, baby (4X)

Lyrics: https://www.paroles-musique.com/eng/Murder_By_Death-Brother-lyrics,p02831615

Fourteen years have passed since that day Your stories are the same but the ends have all changed You carried on like you were some type of god Some things will never change

We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she's got they still can't say It took all this to get us back together again

How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past Screwing over the ones that you love In the name of some new drug

So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brothers but you're the only one that's mine x 2

The bondsman came to my door early the next day He said "I come lookin' for you brother You don't know what kind of trouble that he's in"

How long is this going to last You can't keep reliving your past Johnny law keeps a poundin' at my door 'Cause you screwed up some new score

So he's standing in the doorway like he owns the place With a look of smug satisfaction on his face I'm gonna give you up Of that he's sure as hell But I take one look at him and I know I'll never tell

So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night See you somewhere some place some time I know there's better brother's but you're the only one that's mine

So brother, raise another pint Rev up the engine and drive off in the night I still look out for you no matter what you heard. They can knock all of my doors down but I won't say a word x 2

Fourteen years have passed since that day and still nothing has changed.

One, two, three! My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so This I know fo sho!

But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the door Don't try to fight the feeling Because the thought alone is killin' me right now Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking to together Like we don't know how

Hey ya! Hey ya! x 4

You think you've got it Oh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it when there's nothin' at all We get together Oh, we get together

But separate's always better when there's feelings involved Know what they say -its Nothing lasts forever! Then what makes it, then what makes it x 2 Then what makes love the exception? So why, oh, why, oh Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here

Hey ya! (y'all don't want to here me, ya just want to dance) Hey ya! Don't want to meet your daddy (oh ohh), just want you in my caddy (oh ohh) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Don't want to meet your momma, just want to make you cum-a (oh,oh!) I'm (oh,oh) I'm (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! (oh,oh) I'm just being honest! Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas! Yea? Now, what cooler than being cool? Ice cold! I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? Ice cold! Alright x 16 Okay, now ladies! Yea?

Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin' I want to see you on your badest behavior! Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor! Ah! Here we go now, Shake it x 9 Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Hey ya! Shake it x 8, suga! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

Now all the Beyonce's, and Lucy Liu's, and baby dolls Get on tha floor get on tha floor! Shake it like a Polaroid picture! Oh, you! oh, you! Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh) x 3

Now in HD!

How many of you practice your karate.

Hi all,

I have an issue where I'm trying to setup my instance, and get as far as being able to register as an admin and login when using localhost, but not on my example domain.

When accessing my instance at https://lemmy.mydomain.com, for all appearances it appears to but up and running (I get a nice CSS theme)... but I simply cannot login. It gives 404 post responses.

Proof of failing login:

curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' lemmy.mydomain.com/api/v3/user/register returns: <html> <head><title>302 Found</title></head> <body> <center><h1>302 Found</h1></center> <hr><center>nginx/1.25.1</center> </body> </html>

But if I change my domain into localhost:

curl -H 'content-type: application/json' \ --data-raw '{ \ "username":"tetris11", \ "password":"mypassword", \ "password_verify":"mypassword, \ "show_nsfw":true \ }' localhost:8536/api/v3/user/register I get

{ "jwt":"XXYYXXYY.XXYYXXYYYX", "registration_created":false, "verify_email_sent":false } or on repeated attempts: {"error":"user_already_exists"}

My API is up but cannot be reached by https?

My lemmy.hjson

```

database: { # put your db-passwd from above password: "db-password" }

replace with your domain

hostname: "lemmy.mydomain.com" bind: "127.0.0.1" tls_enabled: true federation: { enabled: true } setup: { # Username for the admin user admin_username: "tetris11" # Password for the admin user. It must be at least 10 characters. admin_password: "mypassword" # Name of the site (can be changed later) site_name: "Welcome to the My Lemmy" # Email for the admin user (optional, can be omitted and set later through the web> admin_email: "[email protected]" }

remove this block if you don't require image hosting

pictrs: { ## This port appears to be hardcoded url: "http://127.0.0.1:8080/" } }

```

My lemmy-ui.service

``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy UI - Web frontend for Lemmy After=lemmy.service Before=nginx.service

[Service] User=lemmy WorkingDirectory=/var/lib/lemmy-ui ExecStart=/usr/bin/node dist/js/server.js ##Environment=LEMMY_UI_HOST=0.0.0.0:8536 Environment=LEMMY_UI_LEMMY_INTERNAL_HOST=localhost:8536 Environment=LEMMY_UI_LEMMY_EXTERNAL_HOST=lemmy.mydomain.com Environment=LEMMY_UI_HTTPS=true Environment=RUST_LOG=info Restart=on-failure

Hardening

ProtectSystem=full PrivateTmp=true NoNewPrivileges=true

[Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target ```

My lemmy.service

``` [Unit] Description=Lemmy - A link aggregator for the fediverse After=network.target

[Service] User=lemmy ExecStart=/home/lemmy/.cargo/bin/lemmy_server Environment=LEMMY_CONFIG_LOCATION=/etc/lemmy/lemmy.hjson Environment=PICTRS_PATH=/var/lib/pictrs Environment=PICTRS_ADDR=127.0.0.1:8080 Restart=on-failure

Hardening

ProtectSystem=yes PrivateTmp=true MemoryDenyWriteExecute=true NoNewPrivileges=true

[Install] WantedBy=multi-user.target ``` My nginx.conf

``` limit_req_zone $binary_remote_addr zone=lemmy.mydomain.com_ratelimit:10m rate=>

server { server_name lemmy.mydomain.com; access_log /var/log/lemmy.access.log combined;

location / { proxy_pass http://0.0.0.0:1234/; ## lemmy proxy_http_version 1.1; proxy_set_header Upgrade $http_upgrade; proxy_set_header Connection "upgrade"; proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr; proxy_set_header Host $host; proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for; }

listen 443 ssl http2; # managed by Certbot listen [::]:443 ssl http2; ssl_certificate /etc/letsencrypt/live/lemmy.mydomain.com/fullchain.pem; # mana> ssl_certificate_key /etc/letsencrypt/live/lemmy.mydomain.com/privkey.pem; # ma> include /etc/letsencrypt/options-ssl-nginx.conf; # managed by Certbot ssl_dhparam /etc/letsencrypt/ssl-dhparams.pem; # managed by Certbot

} ```