Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?
Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?
Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.
Do a barrel roll
🙂 🙃 🙂
FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
It's loading.
Walmart near me
Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)
how to exit vim?!
Unplug the virtual cable.
The Rustacean's way
Reimplement vim in Rust
🤣
It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.
Hard reboot.
:qa!but idk why you would
Where did the duckduck go?
To the other sideside.
you better go catch it
Do kids still say music slaps 2024
Only the groovy kids!
There's a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it's usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.
On God. No cap. This shit bussin' and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.
No
I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?
DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.
(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)
DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop.
I laughed at that more than I should have.
It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt
I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT
The T stands for Tony.
Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is "Smooth brain"
I'm sorry, as a random human I don't have anything I can answer with, since this isn't really a question.
How is babby form???
they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?
Help! I kissed a boy, I think I'm prognort?!
Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo
PREGANANANT?!!
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being [email protected] have been dashed.
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
Nu-metal band.
maize
I need to order some
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
Zuck beard real or fake
As real as a wig.
Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"
what are the new shapes
Youzoid™
— wherever you go, whatever you do, you create this one and only shape that has never existed in any time and space. Science is baffled by those shapes, as they are constantly popping into existence everywhere.
Theoretically they can be morphing from Anteyouzoids™ and even into Postyouzoids™ — those require further research.
Green.
now this has gotta be my new favorite
This is my new favorite question.
I have to admit, I totally lifted it from CollegeHumor's "If Google Was A Guy" sketches.
Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn't find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491
do I need to interrogate her to find out what they are
and how I can shape love into them
Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?
In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.
Hot singles in my area.
I think the best billboard I've seen is in South Florida where it has a picture of a sexy woman and it says "Your wife is hot" in big letters. When you get closer, you see it's an ad for an AC servicing/repair company.
I guess you?
orgy etiquette host or group cleans up
Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.
Field tested solutions are highly recommended. Use well defined and structured sorting system, consider color coded bracelets and / or separated thematic areas.
Do flip flops cause flat feet?
how do i shot web?
🕷️
🍆 💦
To properly shoot web at anything, follow these simple steps:
- Aim your shooting adapted limb, abdomen, perforation, cavity, crevice or device,
- Find the sweet spot between accuracy and precision. Eye squint is optional for dramatic effect or — in some cases — even increased accuracy,
- Shoot
Possible outcomes:
- Preferable, you have hit your target. If you possess one of those flamboyant or more cocky styles, this is the perfect opportunity to use your well-prepared one-liner, punchline, slogan or motto. If you are on more villainous side of the spectrum, now is the time for your very intricate and extensive power monologue that is unavoidably the groundwork for your upcoming defeat or demise,
- Unfavorable, you have missed your target. Use your mixed Chill and Charisma perks to redirect the build-up of residual tension, sourness and shame onto other subjects. Great resource on how to handle those situations is the bestseller “You were not born a loser, or how to invite success into your life with unfairly dealt hands, or how I started blasting” by Danny DeVito
How to remove my cat from neighbors house, doors are locked, he’s eating their turkey and shredding their leather sofa, they’re right down the street, how did he even get in there?, legal liability cat destroyed neighbors house
He went through the cat dimension, duh.
You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don't listen to anyone.
He's living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.
This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.
Can you get a cucumber inside?
The cat or the house?
😏
Do you have any kerosene? Lighter?
How much do you love the cat?
Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?
I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.
Yes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhXsEgLMJ0 is a nice explanation.
So about 6 terayears (1.9E+20 seconds) if it's made from the same steel.
This crashes the simulation.
42
Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.
Instantly, unless the rod flexes
Bank of America login page
(This one I actually knew ^^)
asmr
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mmmm *.✧ tingles *.✧
Canis Lupus Familiaris
May I ask why DDG is out? I feel out of the loop right now
The search engine is just down temporarily.
Thanks, I didn't had the time to notice!
Guys it's back
Pack of smokes.
It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.
open source is the only way forward for anything. capitalism has created hell
Does Jesus know where to find midget porn?
Of course, his father is the one that created it.
So you're saying it's in God's sock drawer?
You may be surprised to know, not only does he know where but he makes some too! In fact, he made some with Muñequita Enfadada and it can be found on xnxx!
(I couldn't resist)
Where can I find the best midget porn?
In the mirror
On my hard drive.
@[email protected] this is your time!
How to make resume look good
Add kickflipping to your skills.
Can I grab this one?
I have created quite a few for people and my designs were successful at landing well with employers.
Firstly, most of the time luck is a deciding factor and there is no brute forcing through it, so stay strong and keep searching. There can be a lot of mind games around the recruitation process.
It is easier to explain how to improve a resume based on any input as a base, but it is good to have two versions, one lighter and the other one more strict / professional.
When people were spreading wide nets during the job hunting, that was a minimum — you should present a vibe that at least kinda matches the position. Good to have a printed versions and digital, PDF file is a solid choice.
For some positions, where you are any type of a representative, taking care of customers is one of your main tasks — consider a resume with a picture.
It should not be a factor but obviously, it is. And please don’t have a “zombie” or any “gangsta” face. Terrible picture is worse than no picture.
Another baseline is one page only. If you have a valuable list of actual experiences for more than one page you really don’t need to write a resume most of the time and even if you do, there is a way to compress the education or work history sections to provide a full picture and add some detail for the last or two most recent positions.
Yes, one page, really.
Two most important aspects to really pour your time and efforts into:
- Proofreading. Check it 20 times, seriously. I saw so many resumes thrown into the bin just because there were two spelling errors in two words in the first line of text. Check it one more time, check if your email and phone number are valid and don’t use silly email addresses (in 99% of the cases). Give it to a partner, friend, parent, sibling — ask them to check if anything is or feels wrong. If you are — for any reason — making your resume in language you don’t know, use a professional help, don’t use automatic translators etc.
- Design. Whether it is good margins, readable lists, using font sizes to guide the eye of the reader, sure it is not about using every option in your text editor, don’t go crazy with fonts — styles and amount, if you know what are you doing, one is the perfect amount and two is actual maximum. Well constructed page can attract recruiters or employers and makes your resume stand out or hold the focus for those crucial five minutes.
Don’t use any “crazy” paper, especially with glitter or colored, paper weight can help tho, you don’t want a flimsy napkin or so stiff paper that you could kill with it.
If you are making copies, check if they are good and readable. Please, don’t let it get bent, wet or stained. Have a folder or something to protect it during the transport.
They will often treat it like shit or write on it but deliver it in a neat condition.
If your country requires for legal reasons any clauses to be present — check the official, most recent guidelines.
I hope this will anyhow help you achieve your goals or at least, get you started.
Pictures are actually a bad idea in many places. Many companies just throw out resumes with pictures because they can easily introduce bias against people who don't look "good", whatever that means in the local area.
HR is the first department to see the resumes and they will avoid lawsuits at all costs.
Glitter
Midget porn
how magnet work
MAGic NUTs.
WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING
Cause they're trying to roll it into Disney÷ and push you over there.
This is Be Kind Rewind for Internet searches. Love it
Chenapan etymology
Pan used to bake or boil Chenas
How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig
Much less with LSD than Hydrochloric, probably.
1 unit of acid, a unit of acid being defined as the amount of acid needed to melt a 250 pound pig.
How to pancake
Ermm I you put like an egg, a cup of milk, some butter and pancake powder stuff in a bowl. You mix that for a bit. Than you put a spoonful of olive oil in a pan, you turn on the heat and pour the bowl in then pan, You bake it for while until you can flip it over. It's been a while though but I'm sure the average cook can make something with this 👍
asdf
I like trains... PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
How to center a div
You can center the text in a div with text-align: center
FatTony
Where to find midget porn
(Their servers are out too)
I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.
OMG I was really hoping someone would get the reference and you did!
Where can I find UX/UI design jobs/work in the Caucasus?
Hang a poster with your face and resume up and wait for responses.
Space movie 1992
The edit is a nice touch.
I guess nobody's gonna ask why you just happen to have a picture of the Space Jam movie poster on your hard drive?
Not that I have a problem with that. I actually have the opposite of a problem with that.
Sonic anal vore.
Sorry.
I was afraid to click, to be honest.
gooned out popperbate edge session definition
Well that's not very wholesome, I thought it was a sex & drugs thing from the context. I'm disappointed in Grant O'Brien.
how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread
What is this pimple on my toe, and why does it have eyes? I think it barks too
Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.
Test
Err
Moonlight Glaive Paladin Build BG3
Why is it always 650 bucks on star VS the forces of evil
it's almost 2x3.50
You know my first motorcycle was a Yamaha V-Star 650. Your question made me double take haha
Pictures of Red panda.
Movies about sad communists
Animal Farm
Death of Stalin
Das leben der anderen
Will FatTony also replace Google?
Donald Trump naked on a trampoline
what is a man?
One of:
- The power in his hands
- His quest for glory
- The woman in his arms (because she has big titties)
- The way he fights every day
It's probably the titties.
Now you're a MAYUN
A miserable little pile of secrets.
A miserable pile of secrets
A person who no longer asks that question.
If I stick my finger in someone else's but, will it be me with the finger stuck in the but, or that other person?
Yes
local loans fast now
!w List of search engines
- Fat Tony Search engine
- DuckDuckGo
When DuckDuck is no go just use FatTonyNoBaloney.org
Sharp pain in chest. Eat battery to recharge? Or stay up to no sleep record day world taco fly think membership
A sharp stabbing pain in the chest could be a sign of an injury, such as a strained chest muscle or a fractured rib bone. Energizer is strongly recommended; tacos are not to avoid heartburn.
To qoute google "drink piss every 24 hours"
ddg is online again.
Was I a good search engine?
I'm told you were the best.
DuckDuckGo is out?
Am I pragnet?
You are currently growing a hamster fetus inside you. If you consume any water based substances it will likely terminate the pragnetcery induction unceremoniously. I would advise twerking near the microwave whilst making pizza rolls to warm and rock the early formation for best results. Deliver the pizza rolls to your top, as they can still consume such.
Show me: recepies with tide pods.
- tide pod sandwich
- Take a slice of bread
- Put tide pods on top of bread slice
- Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
- Done
- tide pod baked eggs
- pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
- Crack open an egg in the pan.
- add tide pods
- cook for about 3-5 minutes.
- Done
Didn't include a 5 page life story before the recipe. 3/10.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:
Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad
The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.
🤯
collatz conjecture proof
TRUE
but
up to 2.95×1020
Why can’t Metroid crawl
How do I get past this level?
Should I consider trading Ronald Acuna or is he going to turn it around
How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.
Please hurry.
- trim the nails
- with an Emery board, lightly scuff the nails
- put on a solid base coat or a layer of builder gel
- decide on a key phrase that will do maximum damage, like "work harder" or "no handouts" or a similar 10-character phrase
- paint on letter on each finger
- show your fingernails to someone at any political rally
- die a martyr in the service of capitalism
Cal alits and abp lore
google
Glue on pizza
how to build Teller-Ulam design in shed
disable compile time id check for renderat controls aspnet webforms
Mrijuana
wait what's wrong with duckduckgo
Bing broke some stuff and ddg uses bings api
M231 FPW for sale black market
(Do not ask)
Warum sind Gurken sauer
Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.
What's the point of using an added custom data card in power apps forms if it doesn't have an update property? (I don't actually expect any answer as I'm pretty sure Microsoft builds shit like this to purposely troll new learners. I just need to vent some frustration.)
Duck is working fine, dumdum
Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️
