Next time try just one big bean
this is kind of cursed.
This is usually what I imagine when someone says 'kidney bean'
I always see this scene and get so sad for him. That's a lot of food that he put a lot of work into and was proud of his work. Watching him try to shovel it back into the pot hurts. I know it's meant to be played off for humor, but I see next to none in that scene.
That’s because you have empathy and Kevin is generally a wholesome character.
Do yourself a favor and never watch Seinfeld.
If you take away the laugh track, it is astoundingly clear that the main cast are all just evil, narcissistic sociopaths, they never do anything that doesn't benefit themselves, and they have no problem at all ruining other people's days or even lives, their metric for whether or not something was a good idea or not is entirely whether it worked out well for them...
... ironically with the exception of Kramer, who actually attempts, from time to time, to do good things for other people which will not benefit himself, he just goes about them in often dubious ways.
I have a friend who I suspect has never raised animals, tell me about the "funniest moment on broadcast tv" in excruciating detail. It was the episode of WKRP when they threw turkeys out of a helicopter and instead of flying, they dropped to their deaths. Apparently, that's really funny.
He also recounted an episode of Night Court when a couple got in trouble accidentally killing a bunch of baby chickens in a propane explosion.
If I didn't already, I would have sworn off sitcoms from that.
I cry every teim 😭
Whoever is responsible should not be trusted with any sensing information.
Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?
Here's my contribution:
This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW!
I'm gonna be "that guy" and say they're pulses.
This guy never stopped. He's true blue.
You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.
There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.
Steinbeck off the top fucking rope.
They sent a fuckin poet!
I read an interesting editorial or letter or whatever by the guy who had the idea to fortify cornmeal with niacin and pretty much overnight eradicated pellagra in the southern United States. He was humble about it, it was just a lesson in how the simplest interventions can have a huge effect.
Let's get to the red meat! Time to dish!
It's easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.
That's the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?
Sudo root delete beans
You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon
WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!!
They spilled the beans
Why are there that many beans and a Chick-fil-A box of some sort near a computer? I'm so confused lol
This gentleman is eating beans
Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.
I understand the baked beans and the tragedy that befell the beans and the chef. But what the hell is the yellow on the keyboard.
Looks like queso, so maybe this was at a Chipotle or Qdoba.
Post-digested baked beans?
Where did the nacho cheese come from?
You're only beginning to ask the right questions. Look deeper.
The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.
Are you going to eat all of those spilled beans without spilled nacho cheese? What is wrong with you?
I too am curious
I'm glad somebody else was wondering that!
Why were the beans even in the office?
I've seen some line cooks quit spectacularly before, and if that's what this was, then it's both not surprising and the most spectacular adios bitches I've seen.
Damn, that computer is hungry!
Are those the motherboards?
This is beans! This is food!
Back to beans!
Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.
The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.
This is a distressing image
The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.
This looks like the manager's office at a Taco Bell. I don't think anyone is sitting there all day.
We are in for a week of bean memes
BEE MEMES?
They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don't like the politics but they don't realize they are missing the hot bean action
Yeah. I block authoritarians on sight because fuck that shit. So hexbear was gone within a month of joining lemmy.
KFC or smth?
FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.
Not with that attitude.
You have to drown your phone in them for that.
Whoever did this is the king of the
You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.
Get them back in the safe right fucking now.
That's not how you do "Netbeans"! Also Java bad!
I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.
Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺
at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk
Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!
Follow me for more financial tips!
My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖
I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.
If I was your boss, I'd be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!
Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?
What did you do Kevin?
damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans
BEANS
BEANS
I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11
What is the office doing in the kitchen?
I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???
Are you saying you don't?
Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?
This has not bean your best day
I've bean there before
BEANS
Bean-master level unlocked!
At least the safe did it's job
This nibbler eating beans.
What would you need 2 vaults for?
The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.
The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.
Standard restaurant set up.
That's really smart. Thank you for the explanation!
One for each of the bowls if beans
Vault 31 is for people in cryo-sleep. Duh.
I prefer vault 11. Human sacrifice ftw
In case you want to use it more than once.
Is there some context i am missing?
They spilled the beans
I was hoping it could have bean a better joke.
IT’S BEAN TIME!!
How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job
RIP.
Bean nice knowing you
And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.
oh no, not the beans!
Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...
I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.
I've never bean so disappointed. 😔
Come on guys, the beans go in the safe
I know this won't help but for what it's worth those look delicious.
NSFMR
Kevin’s famous chili?
