In the US, and basically everywhere else, being born into the right family is 95% of what makes someone "wildly successful", so I'm not sure that's totally wrong. He just didn't have to earn it like he should have to.
Ya p much. At 18 isn't really enough time to really earn success. You have to have been incredibly lucky in one way or another.
Or, more likely on this case, I'd guess moderately successful with help, and on the wrong side of the dunning-kruger to realize what "wild success" even is
In the mirror universe, in 1952, a young Fred Willard was walking through a chemical plant when he fell into a vat of preservation fluids. Instead of drowning him, the fluids embalmed him alive, making him ageless, immortal... and evil. 72 years later, having mastered the art of crossing between realities, he now stalks our world, neither dead nor alive, seeking carnal pleasures and absolute power. He is... THE ALPHA MALE.
Or a fellon, seeing how the whole alpha wolf BS these guys base themselves on turned out to not exist in nature. That behaviour only exists in captivity.
But I guess that saying « he’s an alpha male » instead of « he has way too many problems to solve before being able to come out » would be funnier and accurate.
Oh shit, the young Jimmy Carr mannequin at Madame Tussaud's came alive and is now a real little boy.
On a side note, I couldn't remember Jimmy Carr's name, but googling "brittish standup annoying laugh" returned Jimmy Carr in the first result. I wonder what would happen if you googled "ventriloquist dummy turned standup comic most likely to be into snuff porn"
Update: it doesn't return Jimmy Carr, and don't google yourself :(
Depends what you call wildly succesful. If you got straight A trough all classes until you're 18, or you already have your own business and it actually makes money, I would call that wild success
On my 18th birthday, I had a college scholarship, a job in an auto repair shop, a pilot's license, and I owned a new pickup and a new motorcycle. I had a girlfriend who looked like Joan Jett if she had grown up listening to Green Day instead of AC/DC. And I didn't look like the tendon sticking out of a chicken tender crossed with a 14th term senator. I was pretty successful for an 18 year old.
Fake name, but a real white nationalist running the account and, shockingly, talking about real Secret Jewish Tunnels that he probably wasn't actually involved with but are hilarious.
No fucking way. Looked him up and Dick Stroker is real. He looks old as fuck. Fortunately he's young in age so I hope he figures out that going extreme right wing is the wrong path.
There's a plastic surgeon who specializes in genital reconstruction surgery (so he works on a lot of trans people and the like) whose name is literally Dr. Alter, lol.
But even the content of the tweet is so obviously ridiculous, to have zero doubt it's true says something.
Also, the fact that the entire post is just someone making fun of someone else's appearance speaks volumes as well about maturity level.
You've got to wonder is just being white and wealthy enough to give you that much self-confidence in life even looking like that? Is it really that effective?
"Wildly successful"? At what? Graduating high school? Or, since probably home schooled, passing the GED.
No shade against the home schooled; quality varies wildly, and indoctrination rates are high. Public school systems can try to indoctrinate you, but the vaccine is your peers.