For like 80 years, the west prepared for war with Russia. Russia played the long, quiet game and just parasitized our politics, and our economies. They’re winning without ever firing a shot. It’s impressive, albeit infuriating.
Will you please stop ejaculating on the fruits, I can’t believe I have to tell you this again
He’s not here to serve his country, he’s here to exploit it.
I refuse to install any work related software on my phone. Not only because I don’t want to be contacted after hours, but companies often “require” full read/write access on your device, so they can remotely wipe their data if you quit or get fired.
Fuck that.
I sure did, which is a pretty typical assumption when people think about beings from a different planet.
Probably, but there’s also DistroSea
Blipblop: “Those creatures on that planet are perplexing. Constantly at war, decimating their natural resources, consuming everything in their paths. Like a cancer overtaking an organism. Should we contact them?”
Morklorp: “Are you fucking crazy?”
Just guessing, but should it be pointing at 404.txt, not /404.txt
eth0? No no, we need wlps0n1pn2d4es6vsd9c69420
Sorry, I just have to ask-
What in the fuck are you talking about?
That’s what you call “a bigass fuckin boat”