Meet my new puppy: Ass!

Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

Taquito

Fits pretty well if you ask me...

Cheese Stick ain't a terrible name tho

Ibuprofen

Wood glue.

Puppy

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

Richard!

Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹

Banh mi

Puppy 🗿

Totino's Pizza Rolls

Cock

Ass

Kefir

Technically I drank it but it was thick so it was my meal

Pancake

Brownie

Sushi. Almost seems kind of fitting.

It was back last August, so... does Ensure count?

Also, I knew a guy who had a little yippy dog named Mr. President. Best dog name ever.

Croquette and I think it's a great name

Tripple Choco Cookie.

Knuckle sandwich 😞

Potato!

Bosco stick, I guess "Bosco" isn't a bad name for a pup.

A black man's ass

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

Richard.

Toast

Pot roast, think it fits pretty well

Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

Phò Gâu

Katsu

Happy with that!

Sprout

Taco 🌮

Waffles!

Cimmanim Roll!

Actually, Alfredo is an amazing name for that little goi

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.

C A K E

Chips and queso

sigh...pussy

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'

Chicken caesar wrap

Carbonara

My girlfriends ass?

Enchilada.

Perfect.

Burger

Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"

When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.

Hello Fruit Snack!

Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos

Ramen

Schoggigipfeli

Cake

My little sweet gummy bear

Soy milk

Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

Maki

Chickpea <3

Cacio E Pepe

Leftovers

Tomato

Fist full of granola

Or Fist for short

Popcorn

Ice cream with big juicy balls

Hotdog

soy milk

(kinda fitting actually)

Udon

blueberry protein milkshake

Wendy's

sirratcha pizza

Africana

You must be very bendy.

Pizza

Sweet cinnamon popcorn

Egg Salad Tortilla Chip

Meatloaf.

Chip

Not bad actually

Almonds

He can go with Almond

Banana

Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)

Ginger chew

Jack Fruitburger

Tikka (Masala).

Gai Satay

Radish

ox heart

Cake

Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though

Muffin :3

Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog

Popcorn!

Sammich

Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce

Potato

Hi, Chip!

Quesadilla!

Chicken tits

BORGER!

Street taco

Rice

Jammy dodger

Tums

Bread

Strawberry

Or alternatively: Breakfast.

Ida

Waffle

Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Awe... little Burrito. So cute.

Salami

Boba

Powder

aww that's a cute name for the kyoot little pup

Worms

Hog Frites

Twas at a brewery eating some bomb pork fries. Could dig it.

Corndog 😎

Mexican Bowl

Burnt Cookie

Berry Danish

Grape

Rumination

Smarties :3 tbh not a bad name for such a cutie 🥰

Dog? It's an okay name I guess

Heck sausage

Spinach salad

Meatball 😁

Golden cup (goudkuipje in Dutch)

Panino

Pik-nik

Wokkel

Potato ball

Either that or empanada, since i'm still in the process of eating the potato ball.

Yummmms

Donut

Not bad.

Falafel

Turkish delight!

Sandwich

Peaches

Apple

Mushroom Soup

Honeybread

Cheese Noodles.

apple and cinnamon pastry triangle with a slice of spam

Potato

Mashed Potato

Ritaline