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ThatWeirdGuy1001 ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world

Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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Right to jail
  • Y'know what. Not even jail. Straight to hell. Straight to the bottom of the deepest prison in hell.

  • Just going through the motions
  • The fact that a lot of people can't actually terrifies me.

  • Chipotle is 're-emphasizing generous portions' after social-media complaints
  • Even after working there I still love their food

  • Two types of Medieval castle latrines
  • I wonder if they used it as fertilizer or just dumped it somewhere.

  • Forget star signs, what key do you press to wake up your computer from sleep?
  • I just smack the keyboard or press a bunch of keys at once.

  • What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote)
  • Job: Cook

    Person: Manager

    "No one wants to work anymore"

    No one ever wanted to work motherfucker. That's why we're fucking paid to be here. If you weren't paying us we wouldn't fucking be here. But you pay us the bare fucking minimum and expect us to work like we're paid immense luxury wages.

    Take a sandy brick and insert it as a suppository.

  • Cybertrash
  • I saw one driving to work the other day and honestly they look goofy af.

    It's like watching someone drive around in a car rendered with ps1 graphics.

  • Anon struggles with financial difficulties
  • If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

  • Anon feels regret
  • Yeah. Insults. That's how angry people learn.

  • Silver lining
  • Burning in style ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  • Trump and J.D. Vance Lose Their Minds Over Kamala Harris โ€œCoupโ€
  • No the point is to use the word so often that it loses its meaning and then anyone who uses it will be instantly written off.

  • He deserves it, dadgummit
  • Don't they all die at the end?

  • ...whoa.
  • Iirc cats see us as giant, dumb, hairless kittens.

  • dumbass
  • That's because most just bring back most of the original cast and maybe a director. They usually don't have the same writers.

  • And why your brother is your father and the father of your child๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Pretty sure it's why animals fight when mating. If you're not strong enough to keep your dick in and fight at the same time you don't get to mate.

  • Anyone else noticing more and more duplicate posts?

    I'm not meaning similar posts or the same post but in different communities. I've been seeing duplicate posts in the same community by the same people with the same upvotes/downvotes. A literal duplicate.

    Sometimes it's like I'm scrolling the same feed on repeat with a seamless transition.

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    Is there a way to gift someone a game from my Playstation library?

    A couple months ago I tried to buy Ghost of Tsushima but in a drunken stupor accidentally bought Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice. I didn't realize my mistake until I was like an hour into the game (again, drunk) so when I contacted Playstation trying to get a refund they told me I was ineligible for a refund due to already installing the game (even though it installs immediately after purchase).

    So is there any way I can give it to someone else? It's not my type of game and I'll never play it so I'd rather see someone actually play it.

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    It's not that serious.

    Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.

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    What do you do with Nazi memorabilia?

    I own a long dagger/short sword. The hilt is in the design of the German eagle with its wings spread out as the hand guard and in the middle of the hand guard is a swastika. The scabbard is also adorned with swastikas on the top, mid section, and bottom.

    I don't want to own this piece as I don't want to be seen as a Nazi sympathizer or anything of the sort, but I don't want to sell it to someone who actually is a Nazi sympathizer or something like that.

    What do I do with it besides trash it? I don't want to trash it because it's decent quality. It's not historic in any way (which disturbs me to think about) but it's well made.

    What can I do with it?

    *The item in question is not historical

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    Me to myself everyday.

    I hate waking up and immediately jumping up to do shit

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    Borger ๐Ÿ˜

    It's a bit out of focus but still clear enough to see.

    I made myself a BBQ burger. BBQ sauce, ketchup, lettuce, red onion, bacon, with cheddar cheese.

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    Life uh uh uh... finds a way.

    I don't even think there's dirt in there. It's an old birdbath with the top removed.

    9

    I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton.

    And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.

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    Does Lemmy have a bump system?

    By bump system I mean someone interacting with a post causing that post to move higher in the main feed.

    If so what are the specifics? Is it just upvotes? Just comments? What about if someone archives your post?

    Also what's to stop someone from trying to manipulate their own post by adding new comments to try to raise the post in the feed to get more interaction?

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world ThatWeirdGuy1001 @lemmy.world

    Me whenever someone brings up futuristic dystopias.

    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than this.

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    Me every time someone brings up possible futuristic dystopias.

    Seriously, it doesn't get much more dystopian than what we already have.

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    Just received an irl shitpost from a random text.

    Never thought I'd get an irl shitpost before.

    8

    A salad my friend made at work for some photographers at our new restaurant.

    I work at a newly opened restaurant and we had photographers come in to take pictures of the food. My friend is in charge of our salad station and created this masterpiece.

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    New health goal achieved!

    I am peak physical health

    2

    Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

    This question popped into my head after an ADHD moment of deconstructing the concept that humans willingly drink cow milk on an industrial scale. Would you drink milk if it was human women pumping the milk themselves?

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    Just to keep it going

    It's denim all the way through

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    Newest edition

    The eye is a little fucked up but I'm getting it fixed once it all heals.

    9

    Just enjoying my jup of jea

    Inspired by recent trends

    Edit: I just noticed this thing is a pipe/mug in one

    8

    Are humans the only animal that wipes things off?

    I know the title is poorly worded but I can't really think of how exactly to word the question.

    I was watching a cat try to find a place to sit that wasn't covered in snow and it made me think about how humans wipe off snow covered seats or just dirty seats in general.

    Is that a uniquely human thing or are there other animals that exhibit similar behaviors?

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    How do I stop hating children?

    Almost all my life I've absolutely despised children. Pretty much from the moment I stopped being a child I've hated being around children.

    It doesn't even matter what the child is doing. Whether they're laughing and having fun or screaming and throwing a tantrum. The sound of a child being loud activates an almost primal rage that I can barely contain.

    I've had to leave social gatherings/restaurants/grocery stores all because if I'd stayed I'd have made a complete ass of myself by screaming at a child just for existing.

    It's even worse with infants which makes me feel horrible because I know they can't help it. I know the kids don't know any better and it's our job as adults to get them through childhood, but my blood boils when they get loud or demand attention.

    Has anyone else dealt with something like this? Is there anything I can do to stop from getting so angry?

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