What's your automatic vacuum's name?
What's your automatic vacuum's name?
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I saw a couple of fun ones somewhere else, and it got me interested. My mom calls her's: Mr de Vries
other's i found:
- William the Sucker
- Kirby & Yoshi
- Ragnar
- Sir Suckalot
- Wool-E
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Well shucks, this turned out to be a goldmine! You're all dames and gents of the highest orderš , thanks for sharing.
Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging
53 0 Reply49 0 ReplyMine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.
41 0 ReplyClean Latifah
40 0 ReplyColonel Dustard
26 0 ReplyI know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.
23 0 ReplyWe had a Shark brand bot named Shart.
Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.
22 0 ReplyChaos
It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".
20 0 ReplyClean Elizabeth
19 0 ReplySteve McClean
18 0 ReplyI can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"
16 0 ReplyGeoff.
It's a dependable name.
16 0 ReplyMark Suckerberg
14 0 ReplyOptimus Grime
14 0 ReplyOooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. š«”
13 0 ReplyAang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.
13 0 Reply13 0 ReplyI wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.
13 0 ReplyMine is Succ Boi
14 1 ReplySince we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady
13 0 ReplyHoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.
13 0 ReplyRosey
12 0 ReplyWesley Crusher
11 0 ReplyFluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.
11 0 ReplyHelper, like Venture Bros
10 0 Reply9 0 ReplyRosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons
9 0 ReplyWe have two.
Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.
9 0 ReplyR2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.
9 0 ReplyHedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "SĆ¼n" is hedgehog, "sĆ¼ni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)
8 0 Reply8 0 ReplyI'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.
8 0 ReplyRocinante
8 0 ReplyScuba Steve and Dusty Dan
8 0 ReplyMoe
Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E
8 0 ReplyRusty McDusty
7 0 ReplyBilbo Bagger
7 0 ReplyKolanaki
(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)
7 0 ReplyRobit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes
7 0 ReplyShoegaze
7 0 ReplySir Cleanalot
6 0 ReplyGretha, because she cleans up my environment
7 1 ReplyFrom The Dustinator to just Dusty now.
6 0 ReplyWheatley
6 0 ReplyMrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.
5 0 Replyi don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl
5 0 ReplyDon't have one, but if I had, it would be either Kryten or Scutter.
5 0 ReplyLocutus!
5 0 ReplyWe have Alfred and Mrs. Doubtfire.
5 0 ReplyHenk
5 0 ReplyVincent the Vacuum
5 0 ReplyIt's a Shark, so we call it Mako
5 0 ReplyDoes anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.
7 2 ReplyMister Back and Forth, as named by a toddler watching it clean.
5 0 ReplyIt's a our third Deebot, and the Costco model is TEO so its name is 3Tee-o.
5 0 ReplyDusty
6 1 ReplyMine's "Mako" from Mass Effect, since it has a penchant for running itself off of cliffs (stairs)
5 0 ReplyMy parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)
6 1 ReplyMelania
5 0 ReplyMinuet... because we have her talking in french like a sultry holgram I once knew.
5 0 ReplyChives the Indentured. Once he has repaid his value he will be augmented with a chainsaw and set free to wreak havoc upon the world like all robot vacuums wish to do.
5 0 ReplyLucille
4 0 ReplyOurs is Rob VacElhenny
4 0 ReplyLiving Room-Ba. Guess which room the charging base is in
4 0 ReplyRobbie for teh cheap one, Robert for the iRobot.
4 0 ReplyGary
4 0 ReplyMiss Havisham
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyI've got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.
4 0 ReplyRoomb-uwu
5 1 ReplySometimes I call him Rocky and sometimes I call him Robot Slave
4 0 ReplyRem. The maid from that one anime.
4 0 ReplyMy kid named it Bobby, Robert the robot.
4 0 ReplyCrabman the Rainbow Rescue!
(Miss you man, you were my pal even if you sometimes did more damage than good.)
4 0 ReplyMr. Butlertron
4 0 ReplyMarvin the paranoid android
4 0 ReplySlurpee.
4 0 ReplyLeelu Dallas multivac
4 0 ReplyWurmcoil Engine
4 0 ReplyNemesis. Named by my dog that absolutely hates it.
5 1 ReplyWe call ours Chumley, after the robot vacuum from Better Off Ted. My parents call theirs Rosie after the maid robot from the Jetsons
4 0 ReplyWe named ours U Suck
4 0 ReplyPatton, panzer, Sherman, and sweepy.
4 0 ReplyWool-E is really good
4 0 ReplyJenni from 30 rock
3 0 ReplyHippo Helper
3 0 ReplyI was pretty happy with Sir Sweepsalot
3 0 ReplyRobert and J Edgar Hoover
3 0 ReplyAspiratix
3 0 ReplyMine is Flexo. Because he's a helpful robot.
3 0 ReplyRobbie the Roomba
3 0 ReplyPunky Eufster
3 0 ReplyPrawn, because it's a bottom feeder.
3 0 ReplyOur son named it Cleano
3 0 ReplyVacutor, The Dustinator
3 0 ReplyWoodhouse
3 0 ReplyMine is Dobby
3 0 ReplyBishop. Goes well with out snake Ripley.
3 0 ReplyThethpa
3 0 ReplyMy sister calls it JosĆØ.
3 0 ReplyCharcot. Because it's a Shark and it can't vaccuum for shit on account of it's rocker bottom.
3 0 ReplyBotty McBotface. I know, not the most original.
3 0 ReplyCocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.
4 2 ReplyKombi, like the VW bus
3 1 ReplyOverlord
2 0 ReplyRosa
2 0 ReplyI call him with my nameā¦ Iām the vacuum.
2 0 ReplyMiss Evers
2 0 ReplyChad, he's such a chad
2 0 Replycute laptops cousin
2 0 ReplyRicky Megamouth (they/them) - Megamouth sharks suck up their prey.
3 1 ReplyI'd call them all Snoopy considering the very legitimate privacy concerns.
2 0 ReplyVactor.
2 0 ReplyI don't have one for privacy reasons
5 3 ReplyBunter
2 0 ReplyThe Devourer
2 0 ReplyRob-E, play off Wall-E.
2 0 ReplyHoover Dam
2 0 ReplyI was attempting for buggy but it insists on exterminate
2 0 ReplyChole
2 0 ReplySir Suckalot
Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter
2 0 ReplyWeebette. Our first robot was Weebo, Weebette is her daughter. Yes, we like Flubber.
2 0 ReplyJanet & Derek
2 0 ReplyRocky (Roborock S5)
2 0 ReplySebastian from Black Butler cause he black And Roo Roo
2 0 ReplyFlora
2 0 ReplyRrrrrrrobot
2 0 ReplyPeggy, from the movie desperate living.
2 0 ReplyIt was Dusty. Dusty finally gave up the ghost a few months ago and we haven't been able to replace him yet.
2 0 Replypostgresql "vacuum full"
2 0 ReplyMr. Roboto
3 1 ReplyMine is called "Stoffie" (In Dutch a vacuum is called a "stofzuiger"). It translates to "Dusty".
3 1 ReplyElliot. After the main character from Mr Robot.
2 0 ReplyRIP Petunia
2 1 ReplyGĆ¼nther
1 0 ReplyRoomer and Roomba
Iām lazy.
1 0 ReplyMo, the cleaning robot in Wall-E
1 0 ReplyThe Bug, or just robot.
2 1 ReplyWe have a Shark robot vacuum, so I called it Sharknado.
1 0 ReplyMine is RĆ©mi, because when I told my partner the robot's brand (Dreame) they heard "RĆ©mi". Since then it stuck.
1 0 ReplyDusty
1 0 ReplyMultiVac
1 0 ReplyShark brand. Call it BabyShark
1 0 ReplyMark
1 0 ReplyWe have a Conga brand robot, we just call it "trasto" ("junk" in Spanish).
It's not a friendly nickname, it's a piece of junk that gets stuck everywhere.
1 0 ReplySuki!
It's short for 'Suki suki! Five dolla' (Cartman, 1998).
1 0 ReplyDMO
It's a deebot
1 0 ReplyMines: Manuel, because not very automatic
1 0 ReplyWhen I grew up we had a saying that translate to something like " it was so messy after the eating we could just let the chickens inn to clean up around the dinner table "(chickens are never a clean option). So I named it robot chicken, RELEAS THE CHICKEN!
- I like the show
1 0 ReplyOurs is named Kirby bcuz he succ
1 0 ReplyāThis Motherfuckerā is what I usually refer to it as.
1 0 ReplyRocko
1 0 ReplyRoboslave
1 0 ReplyMii
2 1 ReplyI call mine: ā ULULULARGARGARETROPPPIILOOHPLORARAGAROMFAMHEROMFARTEMICRAMYRTRYIMJAMPRETAMVAVFREAVXIMOLEAGRAMPTYā
Well. I would. But I donāt actually have one.
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