Is Elon threatening to rape Taylor?
It wouldn't surprise me if Elon unironically agrees with Trump that if you're famous they let you do it.
Shouldn't that be 'if you're rich' so they can turn around and sue?
Sounds like a threat to me
She definitely isn't going to consent to being impregnated by Elon so the only conclusion is that he will rape her to get her pregnant. Whether he intended to threaten her with rape or not, he is threatening her with rape.
Maybe he's misunderstood. Maybe another one of his children doesn't agree with him and he wants to get rid of it. He'll take the cat in exchange. A somewhat understandable offer.
Yes
Obviously not, what are you on?
Caffeine and a sense of humor.
If at 53 I'm sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else's.
I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.
The French had a brilliant device just for that...
That's some high-level incel shit right there
Men who are inferior to their fellow men, are always most anxious to establish their superiority over women. -Mary Wollstonecraft
Always reminds me of that study where men with skill issues are more likely to be hostile to women in game chat.
That's a great quote. I'm surprised I've never seen it before.
Talyor: I'm voting for Harris.
This fucking guy: Fine. I guess I'll impregnate you.
I hope EVERY Swifty of voting age reads this and votes.
Can we vote to remove Musk from the internet? Cause I would vote for that.
here's my vote:
could we also vote to remove his head from body
It might happen if Kamala wins and she keeps Biden’s FTC and DOJ. I’m sure he’s breaking at least one law
You could stop daily reposting his stuff here and circle-jerk around it. Ofc it's disapproving jerking off to musk, so that's fine, yeah.
Elon isn't trump...
This isn't even cringe, it's borderline sexual harassment
Nothing borderline about it. It is sexual harassment.
Coming from a man who has settled several claims of sexual harassment, has children with various people who have reported to him.
I would love to see her sue him for it too.
Well, what if he's saying he'll hand over one of his children to her? Not create one with her.
Hard to tell, he has a lot of them.
Sorry I just woke from a coma, I’m sure such things get quickly taken down by Twitter’s mod team.
30 seconds later
What? He paid 44 billion to remove mods???
It did finally click why Taylor used a pic of her and her cat tho....
Like I knew the "childless cat lady" shit blew up in their face, but it never landed that Taylor is a childless cat lady, and for better or worse she's someone a shit ton of women love.
She did also literally sign her endorsement as "childless cat lady."
She also said the only reason she isn't being politically neutral like she typically does is because Trump posted AI pictures of her claiming she supports right-wing policies. She's now encouraging her massive fan base of young women to vote, a group that probably would have been apathetic beforehand. That's another massive unforced error for the Trump campaign.
At least we got this gem of a reply.
Best thing she could do is publicly disavow twitter for that and move her business elsewhere.
You have to keep posting to Twitter because that's where the people are.
However, if you post to BOTH Twitter and Mastodon, you allow people to move. It wouldn't take many people doing this to start the wave.
You have to keep posting to Twitter because that's where the people are.
Taylor Swift is clouted up. She can move away from Twitter and people will follow.
Does she even use twitter? The announcement was made on her instagram.
I'm sure his kids would volunteer, hunger games style, to be Taylor swift new adopted child.
I'm confused. Is he self aware?
Does he know that this is cringe, and yet posts it deliberately to increase engagement? Like a Facebook algorithm that has escaped and gained sentience, is he a demon driven to maximize user's time on app at all costs?
Or is he the proverbial egotistical billionaire, surrounded by yes-men who have helped to lodge his head so far up his own ass that he actually believes tweets like this are cool and witty?
Sadly I think it's the last one. Of course I can't read his mind, but I honestly think he is just as lame and broken as he seems.
yeah he's the richest person on the planet. the people around him are just on their knees with their mouths open hoping he'll piss out money they can lap up, so they are most certainly yes men
I was just thinking about how had nature taken it's course and he not had his ass hair transferred to his dome how much he'd look like Dr. Evil these days.
YES
I hope her response is just "Ew. No."
Though its more likely she'll just ignore him.
Ignoring is the best move.
But a one-word "Weird." response would be entertaining.
Oh absolutely.
I'd just find it hilarious for her to respond, but leaving the idiot alone is absolutely the best course of action.
Ignoring him would be the best course. He might flail and try harder, but just keep on Not Feeding the Trolls.
Best to ignore, narcissists feed on attention, good or bad
“ew”
This is a step beyond sexual harassment. It’s viscerally disgusting.
Well he's got plenty of kids he doesn't want
"How about you take care of the children you already have for a change and keep at least 500 yards of distance to me forever?"
I wish she would leave x and takes her followers with her, that would hurt that platform the most
Every time I saw her announcement it was a linked Instagram post. Does she regularly post to Twitter?
There is nothing she can do to damage x worse then he has. She should be firing on every platform including truth social
That was some weird shit.
Why are people still using the dead bird site?? Get out.
I wish i could, but then i'd have to make an account first
Elkins using it to bait other people into using it, so he will have an user to gets some advertisers signed up for
Fucking gross, Elon.
He’s such an asshole. And what’s worse, if he’s called out for being such an asshole, it only encourages him to keep doing it.
True signs of a sociopath.
Looking at this for a while a few things come to mind:
- There's a likely chance theyve met in person before (as billionaires)
- If he wanted to get any direct message to her it'd be a snap
- His ego is so big he can't imagine that any woman wouldn't be enthralled by him, surely any who act repulsed are simply acting.
- This post is not for her reaction at all, but for his fans to hype him up with reassuring tweets(?) of "he got her!"
All I can imagine now is that in some past meeting he being as cringey as possible brought up them having a child would have had brains and her looks. She laughs awkwardly and leaves as quickly as possible.
If such an offspring were possible, (rape? Egg theft?)
I would hope it got HER brains as well as looks. And her work ethic. Rerecording her entire oeuvre to wrench her copyrights back, for instance.
Even the fact she says she's made her decision, given her reasons, and left her fans' choice up to them shows more intelligence, and respect for their intelligence, than E-boy or T-toddler has ever displayed.
I just don't understand how he thought this was something he should put on a public forum.
Maybe a snide/sarcastic remark along friends, sure.... It's still not in good taste, but at least it's contained to people you should trust.
But.... On Twitter?
Why?
Making rude/inappropriate comments, however, is very on-brand for Elon.
It's a compulsion. He literally cannot not have attention.
He lives in a positive feedback only environment. It's making him literally insane.
Surrounded by yes men.
His audience is far-right bigoted dimwits. They like seeing him respond to literal Nazis with thinking face emojis and they like whatever the fuck this was.
I keep waiting for this guy to be knocked down a peg and it never really ends up happening. The only time he seemed genuinely embarrassed was when he had to back out of that Zuckerberg fight.
There's that time he was forced to buy Twitter
Him being booed onstage at the Dave Chappelle show, or him being widely regarded as a terrible SNL host would've taken non-weirdos with some ability to self-reflect down a peg. For weirdos like him and Trump I'm not sure there is any "taking them down a peg". They're so enamored with themselves that they'll never believe they did anything wrong or are incapable of anything.
Look I gotta say I'm not seeing this. Of all the things that would inspire someone to look inwards, I don't see "not being a good guest host of a late night comedy show" or "booed at someone else's standup comedy routine" as being good examples. That's the kind of shit high schoolers think adults care about.
I thought the Cybertruck would be his wake up call, but somehow that is the best selling EV pickup in all of North America.
You don't get knocked down when you have as much money as he does. He could lose 99% of his money and still be one of the richest men in the world.
He could lose 99.999% of his wealth, and still be among the richest 1% in the world.
To be in the richest 1% worldwide you need to be a millionaire. He's worth $242 billion. If he only lost 99% of his wealth, he'd still be a billionaire, and still be 1000x richer than people who were merely in the top 1% worldwide. To be in the top 1% in the US you'd have to shave a 9 off that. He could lose 99.99% of his wealth and still be in the top 1% in the US.
You can get knocked down without being destroyed. Like if he were just forced from his CEO positions they would be great.
This is good basis for a sexual harassment lawsuit, right?
No. No power imbalance, no damages. Maybe a case for a restraining order.
That's prolly grounds for a suit
She is the one to do it. What's even more idiotic is he is openly flirting with a defensive lineman's fiance. The dude can wreck Musk easily.
One he’s not flirting, if you thing that’s flirting you need to check yourself in to a psychiatric facility before you harm yourself or others.
Two, my farts would wreck Musk, that’s why he pulled out of that Zuckerberg v Musk fight and pays for private security and pisses himself when he “thinks a car is following him”.
Three, I would sign over every asset I have and will ever own to see Swift’s partner beat down Musk at some black tie event. Not just single jab type shit, but like lay Musk out then just viciously heel stomp that fuckers face while people in tuxes are wondering wtf and one coked up dude is shouting “world star” from behind the crowd level of chaos.
That's really weird.
He needs sexual harassment panda to explain it again.
Does he mean what I think he means or is he saying he will buy her a child cause that’s how he thinks money works?
Or does he mean he will give one of his children?
There is no good implication.
Given how many women he's knocked up, and the way he talks about it, I'm about 95% sure he's got a breeding kink that he's using his fame and money to act it out in real life. 🤮
I would be totally unsurprised by this. Dude bought Twitter so he could systematically make himself the center of attention.
"It's one child, Taylor. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
I read that in Sterling Archers voice, but other than Musk he is at least ignorant cool.
Does Taylor take in his trans daughter who wants nothing to do with him? 🤔
"Don't get high on your own supply". Violated the golden rule. Social media causes mental illness, when taken in large doses may render you fucking insane.
I think Elon musk's case, the drugs came first.... After that came social media and mental illnesses.
Easy there Internet White Knight. Her boyfriend is a football player and smarter than you.
Taylor Swift should just make her own social media company. Put mastodon on a server and call it a day for X dot com lmao
Dude literally bought a party in progress just to get invited to it, then all the cool people left and he's there mistaking himself for one of the cool people. So, so sad. They're all at a new party, chopping it up, he's at the old party and it's all men, boys really, angry ones. It is repulsive.
Nothing is more lame than buying the party so you can be cool.
i hope he gets ripped into shreds by said cats
Obviously he's lying. He's a cat-eating immigrant!
He has been for a while.
He can't give her a child, that cave diver got there first.
Elon sure sounded like he had some insider knowledge when he made that accusation, didn't he? "OK Fred, if you don't stop trying to steal my limelight I'll tell everyone you were at the club". He probably used to bump into him at Epstein's island.
What, now you're also accusing the cave diver of being a pedophile?
I really hope her response is “why would I want to have YOUR baby, when I’m dating a real man?”
All this dude does is pop out kids with different women. He's got, what...12 now? With Wilson, Grimes, Zilis and a surrogate. Why the hell do women bother and get ditched with his kids to take care of? He's like some bored prince screwing the servants and leaving bastards everywhere. I mean, is he gay? Not criticizing anything about being gay...but his inability to form any lasting relationships with women might indicate something.
Nah, he's just a massive narcissistic cunt bag.
He is giving Nick Cannon a run for his money
Well, technically he didn't say anything about having sex. Maybe he was thinking about kidnapping a child and giving him/her to her. 🤔
Hmmm. Press X to doubt
If we lived in a reasonable world, any major social network would be firewalled and closed off while they got fined to oblivion after this extreme display of fostering of misogyny. Elon Musk is an argument for socialism, specifically the one that drags him into a jail cell and appropriates the wealth he would have misused for society. Neither SpaceX nor Tesla really needs his parasitic presence any longer, and I doubt this one trick pony could be successfully steal another revolutionary venture to finance into.
I'll fuck you good, I'll fuck you real good, baby. Best 12 seconds of your life. And I'll kill your cats.
-Elon Musk
At this point he's got kids lying around in places he probably forgot existed, might as well give her one, the kid would probably be grateful...
Ew, no.
i think i'm ootl. what's the context here?
Taylor Swift endorsed Harris, and she signed it "childless cat lady." (There's a little history of the term being used recently by Trump or Vance)
And Musk is responding in the dumbest way, when nobody even asked him
Narcissist, jealous of other people getting the limelight. His post is a perfect example of how he would have been in so much of a better spot now had he hired PR people to help him control his urges to say stuff, but I guess that itself goes against the personality ego.
disgusting troglodyte, keep dreaming. i doubt that taylor swift has the same brain impairment that grimes had.
Yes indeedy he be seedy. And so greedy hates the needy
Creepy
Free cat-sitting?
What a jerk.
I laughed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
