Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Yokai
I probably say something
And it gets me in troubleSuicide.
In a blaze of TexMex
Shmurdered Murdered....
Uhhhh.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Oh, no…
Having the time of my life
Self Explanatory actually.
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
Oh god
RIP
Obesity, and bounciness.
Sleeping with the fishes
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
No idea
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
You wouldn't understand
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
I guess I'll explode
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
By Japanese sword thrust
Don't! Commiting sudoku is not the answer D:
Too many pineapples
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
hmmm...
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Thor dropping a mountain on my head.
Unlucky
Eh, kind of intentional. If you're gonna fuck around, you're gonna find out.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Nihilistic fruit
Mind control cereal
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
Jesus Christ, that'll be gruesome...
If it's on camera you'll be hugely famous
I don't think I wanna know
It will be a hell of a party!
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
He died doing what he loved!
Ceasefire Violation?
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Derogatory slur
Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.
My dog finds and eats squirrel peanuts semi-regularly on walks. It's cuter than when he tries to catch them directly.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Raptured by the One True Dog
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
Bridge collapse
Took me a second to realise it's not "Theme at Bridge" and think "What the 'eff does that mean??!!"
Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.
Not the Fediverse Chick?
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The fucking Russians, of course.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Furiously stroking my willy.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
exit 0
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
In a squeezer
Ouch...
No idea
I'm already gone...
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Boiled alive
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
Cat.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
Jaywalking.
Dunno
Error caused by an invalid pointer
Corrupted save data
Too much taco bell
anonymously
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
I get murder suicided
Just broke.
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Tree fall maybe?
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
My nemesis showed up.
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Some catty wampas, likely.
quickly
Impressively.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Napping with a kat?
In the dark.
A human centipede but made of weasels
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
That's a good question...
Well shit.
Struck by railgun fire.
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
Killed by giant snake.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Someone wants me dead
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I literally have no idea.
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
I've played enough roguelikes I'm primed to expect an excruciatingly detailed accounting of my own death now. Unfortunately, that's not mentioned in any religion.
Being the boss
Suicide.
alone and unknown :')
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
the nose Balrog
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
Not at all I guess?
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
