What your coffee preparation method says about you
What your coffee preparation method says about you
I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.
I am an embedded developer.
Sometimes when I'm too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.
I never have time for waiting for the kettle to boil so I do this on the daily.
I use this:
Except my stove top is electric.
I use LinuxMint by the way.
القهوة العربية مع الهيل؟
That's the best.
I prefer mine with chocolate actually, but I do like Arabic coffee with cardamom.
As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install
DeLonghi Magnifica EVO.
I use a French press and Linux Mint.
Would drinking tea be a haiku user
Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW
I do French Press, where does that put me?
I'm French Press and I use Fedora.
PopOS
I feel like with french press being all manual PopOS isn't the right fit.
I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.
And then Android is a Starbucks cup.
What if i use AmogOS?
You will have to film yourself preparing coffee
Edit: and upload it on YouTube
I use a drip machine, btw
Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).
I left Debian but Debian didn't leave me, it seems...
Forgot cold brewers.
Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn't described here.
If you're wondering, I prefer the French press.
KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options
It reminds me of most modern microwaves that have bazillion different options and buttons, meanwhile most people just use like the +30 sec button, stop and maybe just maybe the defrost button.
Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone's still using that old thing.
Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.
$400 for a drip machine?
Must be a Mac user.
It does make good drip coffee though. But best drip coffee imo comes from pour-over, but that can be less convenient and consistent than an automatic machine.
270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁
1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.
The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.
Moccamaster<3
I use debian btw
Why is this so accurate (even though I've tried many other distros and coffee makers)
Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.Me too. And a lot of chatter (how are people managing to burn the coffee!?). Classic. Stable. Easy to maintain. Need to take care to get the best results.
But also it burns the coffee
I've used a moka pot nearly every day for 10 years, never burned my coffee with it. I'm not even sure how you'd do that unless you just completely ignore it when it's done and leave it on the stove forever.
It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.
I can't imagine how you burn coffee with a mocha pot.
Like, you'd have to go out of your way and intentionally try to burn coffee with it.
I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?
Uboontu. It's the exact same as Ubuntu but you get Ubunto Pro equivalent for cheaper.
As a french press user I put the beans in the press vessel, start the water kettle (double checking that water is in), forget about it all so water will have to be reheated, pour water over beans, forget about it all for 15-83 minutes and then finally get to enjoy my coffee.
Will drink it all. And wish I had made more.
What OS for me?
IMO, probably Gentoo, but compiled from source.
And the last time you recompiled the kernel was, at most, 3 days ago.
LFS guy: chews the unground beans
NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.
…in a container
Well, dammit, now I gotta go try NixOS. Gee, thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole, like I have time for yet another one!
Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).
But apparently my coffee is Arch.
So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.
ChromeOS? lol
WSL2
I just need to run this script and I need it fast
Mac os. Windows wouldn't be coffee at all
Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks
that's good postum!
Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.
I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.
I use mint xfce, BTW.
Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn't align
I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I've been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don't want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.
What distro does this mean?
That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods
Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?
I guess french pressers use BSD.
looks pretty cool to me
yeah I like this, describes the experience well :)
I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.
I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...
It says there are at least two of us!
Three now!
CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.
Repost
My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.
Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?
Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?
Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?
Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.
My surface uses Fedora
And my computer uses EndeavourOS.
Yeah that checks out.
Fedora and Arch are both pour-over, which is a subset of drip coffee. Would be nice to pick distros that really show that family tree.
The jug is bloat
Filtered directly into the mouth.
Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.
French press but I use arch btw
I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.
My cheap ($100) espresso machine takes less time than a Mr. Coffee/drip machine.
I like the reliable simplicity of my machine but also the gadgety, mechanical, ritual of the thing. It’s an active procedure with parts that have to be loaded, locket together and there’s knobs and buttons and it makes all kinds of fun noises. Sure it’s probably superfluous to the method of creating a tasty caffeine vehicle. But I enjoy the process of making it work.
Filter into a Thermos?
Maybe Tumbleweed? You get bare coffee, with a well built stable base.
Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.
I have a Cuisinart grind and brew, which is pushing a decade old at this point. Love the thing and will replace it with something similar if it dies before I do. But, I use Ubuntu on my server and Arch on my desktop. So, not this meme fits, but it is funny.
All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.
Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.
I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^
Also French press (this one) here. It’s great for hot coffee, but I prefer to use it for cold brew. Course grind and let it sit in there for almost a day at room temperature (I put either plastic wrap or an upside down plate to avoids surprise ingredients). Then plunge and pour into a cup for drinking and a storage container for the fridge.
Mostly Xubuntu but also SteamOS and EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma DE.
Does it affect the taste too much if you put the top on with the plunge down just a little bit? That's what I usually do when doing cofe, but then it's just five minutes so probably doesn't affect as much.
Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.
I use arch by the way
Hah, this checks out for me.
When I used to use windows, my machine would get progressively slower as I used it. But when I switched to Linux none of that is happening. I haven't reinstalled in 2 years and it's still flying fast af. I wonder to this day as to why the fuck did windows slow down my machine with time
Changes by shitty apps wanting to start with windows and register for context menus.
I've had windows machines run fine for 10 years, and some having trouble at 6 months. The difference being the problematic machines I've made tons of changes, installed tons of risky apps.
I've also run registry cleaners as a test, and it's made a world of difference.
In short: crappy apps make windows run poorly.
...oh no.
I use a v60 btw