Condom, never used.
83 1 ReplyUsed mine twice.
4 0 Reply
Musk still rich
64 1 ReplyMy Arch broke.
57 0 ReplyUse nixos
16 0 Replybtw
14 0 Reply
Back to work.
55 0 ReplyHere's our winner.
6 0 ReplyBack to office.
10 0 Reply
Reddit still going.
57 3 ReplyFor sale: baby
52 0 Replyshoes never worn
12 0 ReplyYou forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that's the one!
2 0 Reply
Boy or girl?
4 0 Reply
Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
36 0 ReplyGerman is cheating!
40 0 Reply
Alarm clock ringing
31 0 ReplyIn our bed?!
31 0 ReplyLiberty is kil
31 1 Replyno
4 0 Reply
I loved you
26 0 Reply"She preferred him."
I don't think I like this game.
16 0 Reply
Actually, it's GNU/Linux
27 1 ReplyI love to say this sassily and where it doesn't fit just because "guh noo" sounds funny
5 1 ReplyThat's not sad.
4 1 Replyit's a glimpse into a sad life
9 0 Reply
Donald Trump exists
28 2 ReplyIt said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!
20 0 ReplyIt's a German fairytale. (I wish.)
8 0 Reply
Good dog, stay.
26 0 ReplyYou fucker :(
16 0 ReplyI made myself sad writing that.
15 0 Reply
Four more years.
26 0 Reply"a sad story"
26 1 ReplyAnd here we have the iq test high scorer.
8 0 Reply
The condom broke.
24 0 ReplyNeed baby shoes?
24 0 ReplyThat you, Hemmingway?
10 1 ReplyYes, it's an abridgement of the most mundane 6 word story:
For sale: baby shoes, too small.
8 1 Replythen who was shoe?
3 0 Reply*Hemmmingway
1 1 Reply
Stained baby shoes
2 0 Reply
endless economic growth
24 0 ReplyMalignant profit-driven cancer.
5 0 Reply
deleted by creator
23 0 ReplyTrump's third term.
22 0 ReplyThis is more of a horror story
13 0 Reply
You tested positive.
22 0 ReplyIt wasn't milk
21 0 ReplyNon-Milk Substance
4 0 Reply
We never learn
22 2 ReplySqueezing cheeks. Urgent!
19 0 ReplyTight couch, ouch!
18 0 ReplyHumble brag Vance
(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)
7 0 ReplyCouch with a zipper,
never've been deeper.Couch with a spring
will hit you in the thing.- intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called
6 0 ReplyWeird intersectional porn.
5 0 Reply
Technically not cannibalism!
17 0 Replybaby, no shoes
17 0 Replyno shoes, baby....
6 0 ReplyNever shoes, baby
5 0 Replybaby, never worn
6 0 Reply
She died first
17 0 ReplyNow I'm sad
4 0 Reply
No more cheese
16 0 ReplyNo, more cheese!
8 0 Reply
Can't escape capitalism.
17 1 ReplyWhere would one go? Socialism?
1 3 Reply
Cat hates you.
15 0 ReplyThe worst fate.
7 0 Reply
Toothpaste orange juice
14 0 ReplyStill no sleep
14 0 ReplyBrown bathroom walls.
14 0 ReplyThai chili curry.
9 0 Replythis burns twice
3 0 Reply
burnt my toast
14 0 ReplyI'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:
Toast got cold Toast without butter
4 0 ReplyToast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.
4 0 Reply
Out of coffee
14 0 ReplyCaptain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
3 0 Reply
War never changes
13 0 ReplyWant to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
13 0 ReplySuicide attempt 12
15 0 ReplyIf you're on number 12 and still here you're lifes a comedy, not a tragedy
7 0 Reply
Task failed successfully
3 0 Reply
God creates man
13 0 ReplyThe prompt said sad, not horror
13 0 ReplyDead Harambe timeline
13 1 ReplyOut of tacos
11 0 ReplyCells dividing uncontrollably.
11 0 ReplyCan't count to three.
11 0 ReplyMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
11 0 ReplyOh no.
3 0 ReplyThis isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you:
Try finger but hole
3 0 Reply
Remembering cringey memories.
11 0 ReplyEvery friggin day.
4 0 ReplyRemember when you
2 0 Reply
You were late
11 1 ReplyWelcome to Jonestown
10 0 ReplyDick went flaccid.
10 0 ReplyBeen there too
4 0 Reply
Bent my wookie
10 0 ReplyGrandmother at twenty.
11 1 ReplyEgads! This is quite terrible when you realize the implications.
2 2 Reply
Shaka, walls fell.
9 0 ReplyMutually assured destruction
9 0 ReplyThe cancer's back
9 1 ReplyMy poop red
8 0 ReplyWas it beets?
1 0 Reply
Dick don't work
9 1 ReplyI swallowed shampoo
8 0 ReplyProbably gonna die
2 0 Reply
Want fart, afraid
8 0 ReplyForced ad watching.
9 1 ReplyThis is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
8 0 ReplyYour wife died.
8 0 ReplyYou're under arrest.
3 0 Reply
Friends, family... Gone!
8 1 ReplyDiced, spiced... Grilled!
2 0 Reply
Queer Moroccan. End.
8 1 ReplyCrowdstrike strikes crowd
7 0 ReplyThird world war.
7 0 ReplyNew motorcycle, tetraplegia.
7 0 ReplyHedgehog mom crushed.
7 0 ReplyPlease come home
6 0 ReplyPregnant at 55.
6 0 ReplyGlobe is warming.
6 0 ReplyAlas, still depressed
6 0 ReplyPlease God no
7 1 ReplyStill not dead
6 0 ReplyIs this Loss?
6 0 ReplyChewing aluminum foil.
6 0 ReplyPlease don’t forget
5 0 Replytriumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
5 0 Replyjoke needs explanation
1 0 Reply
Cooking fell over.
6 1 ReplyI wanna die.
6 1 ReplyGarbage bag ripped.
5 0 ReplySo long, friend.
5 0 ReplyCrib for sale
5 0 ReplyThe kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.
2 0 ReplyIf it was 5 words, 'crib for sale; never used'
3 0 Reply
45 and 47
7 2 ReplyWeird and Sad!
2 0 Reply
I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
5 0 ReplyIt's not yours
5 0 ReplyYour cat died
6 1 ReplyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
5 0 ReplyNone that I tried.
1 0 Reply
They were young
5 1 ReplyYou're not hired
4 0 ReplyTrafficked by mum
4 0 ReplyThe house's gone
5 1 ReplyDon't love him
5 1 Replyexpired inner child
4 0 ReplyWater pipe burst.
4 0 Reply(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
4 0 Replytext without punctuation
4 0 ReplyMajor data loss
3 0 Replyundeleted by administrator
3 0 ReplyTook the kids
4 1 ReplyGone and forgotten
3 0 ReplyTell my wife...
3 0 ReplyIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
3 0 ReplyDog leaves room.
3 0 ReplyCat leaves lap.
2 0 Reply
I am sad.
3 0 ReplyCan't afford treatment.
3 0 ReplyOnly getting older.
3 0 ReplyThe only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.
3 0 Replya sad story using only 3 Words
2 0 ReplyBaby shoes, sold
2 0 Replystill they remain.
2 0 ReplyO, no right
2 0 ReplyTried but died.
2 0 ReplyThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
2 0 ReplyEveryone wore black.
2 0 ReplyThat's just a metal concert though
3 0 Reply
Blinds raise more
2 0 Replymounting rootfs failed
2 0 ReplyNot my leg.
1 0 ReplyToilet rise watering.
1 0 ReplyWeird men rule.
1 0 ReplyMustache jizz giveaway
1 0 ReplyJust keep waiting.
1 0 ReplyBaby adoption: cancelled
1 0 ReplyHi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
1 0 ReplyNo wheels, cardboard
1 0 ReplyDropped my ice-cream
1 0 ReplyFist pump, bro
2 1 Reply