Shut up.

i'd look it up, but i'm on my work computer.

i got service connected depression, but i wouldn't kill myself if someone did this. I'd just cringe myself to death.

we're all fucked, horray!

abolishing the monarchy includes abolishing the burger king.

fleshlight

actually yes, there are actually some loony toons episodes which are currently in the public domain. So the only thing keeping this from happening is the will to do so.

I think because of copyright stuff. Once LOTR is public domain, it's free game

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

Exactly,which is why I would only go to him when I'm ready to die

I wasn't super into metal when I was a kid, I was more into funk and blues. But then my son decided to put on some garbage than he calls funk music. I was disgusted and promptly changed the song to sam and Dave.

I'd trust Kevorkian, but only if I'm ready to die.

I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you're saying I should.

Yeah no shit. But 2 weeks from the election isn't the time to try to fix it.

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

I mean, we're only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.

Tell me what you gonna do

This is what we're training LLMs on.

When I woke up that morning, human was on the floor. Sometimes he would play with me like that, he would lie down and I would lick his face and he would laugh and we would wrestle. But his scent wasn't playful. He smelled like yesterday's clothes and vomit and something else that burned my nose. Darling wasn't here, she hasn't been here for a few sleeps. Where was Darling? Human is a good human really, he only forgot to feed me once or twice. He takes me for walks when he isn't sick or sleeping. But i do miss her. when will I see her again?

I've wanted to write a story/novel from the pov of a dog for a while now. This one would be a man vs self story shining a light on depression and how it affects us.

Dumbstruck, Emily ceased inquiring. Damn Edward's dramatizations.