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(oc) anyone hungry? I could use so(m)e help.

  • Sorry, I wasn't trying to body shame you, it's a beautiful penis.

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    (oc) anyone hungry? I could use so(m)e help.

  • Calm down, it's just a joke from Porky's.

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    (oc) anyone hungry? I could use so(m)e help.

  • Have you been screwing around corners?

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    Paralyzed Man Unable to Walk After Maker of His Powered Exoskeleton Tells Him It's Now Obsolete

  • He should send it to StezStixFix.

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    Rule

  • He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they're waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

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    Klap

  • That works doubly if you're talking to someone with peanut allergy who's asking what was in that cake while choking.

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    Anon races against the jock in P.E.

  • Yes, Kramer, there's a statue of limitations.

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    The more the merrier

  • "Yeah, he like-a my sloppy seconds."

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    Walking through the strip mall

  • Oh, so THAT'S why it's called that.

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    Duncan

  • Duncan MacClawed

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    Toxic Masculinity rule

  • Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.

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    How much do you think gender matters on Lemmy?

  • No spirits! Only people.

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    Toxic Masculinity rule

  • I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.

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    Anon shares his dating preferences

  • tongue in cheek

    Giggity

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    Promised Land

  • You're offal

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    Anon plays Overwatch

  • This Art dude sounds like an asshole.

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    Need a lift?

  • Chiqui ti ta tell me what's wrong

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    Need a lift?

  • A squid monster.

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    Savage Sword of Conan #147 cover art by Earl Norem

  • He cumming.

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    WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

  • That's just shark propaganda

    • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world Slovene @feddit.nl

    Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop?
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    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Slovene @feddit.nl

    I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press.
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