Kids and their computers these days.

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

You must be addicted to dog
- I'm glad I'm only addicted to cat.
Benerial desease is baginal
- Only if you have a bussy tho
Benis :DDD
- Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD
  
  t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD
- Benis = boy penis
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Wild that we let a person cover their vehicle with signs that essentially say "I have severe untreated mental illness and no grip on reality", and society at large says "sure, keep operating that heavy machinery in public".

"I have severe untreated mental illness and no grip on reality"

(Emphasis mine)

That is a vast oversimplification of how people work. It is absolutely plausible to me that someone might believe obvious lies but is otherwise qualified to drive heavy machinery. Analyzing the society you live in is a totally different skill than driving.

For example, if I found out my bus driver literally believes that reptilians run the world, I would still trust them to drive my bus because driving a bus has nothing to do with lizard people. Conversely, I wouldn't trust a bus driver who agrees with everything I believe in but is currently having a panic attack.

This is important to me because I am mentally ill (treated, but mentally ill nonetheless) and autistic (which is treated like a mental illness), and this is the kind of logic that tyrants use to manufacture popular consent to further marginalize mentally ill people.
- Look, I understand the line you are trying to walk here, but encountering a vehicle like this and thinking "this guy just has different ideas than me, but is otherwise trustworthy" is not rational thinking.
  
  There's a difference between believing in conspiracy theories and covering your van with warnings about the nanochips on your body that give you computer generated diseases.
  
  If I learned that someone suffering extreme paranoid delusions like this were in charge of operating a passenger vehicle, I would be extremely concerned with the safety of those passengers.
  
  This isn't some unreasonable thing. I have a lot of compassion for those who suffer from mental illness, but I also think that public safety should take precedent when it is clear that someone is mentally incapable of being trusted with things like heavy machinery.
  
  It's not the ideas expressed on this vehicle that concern me. It's that every part of this indicates a serious and untreated mental health problem. The only way my opinion could be redeemed is if the owner of the van came forward and said it was a joke, or a prop for a movie or something, because nobody with a connection to reality is going to write those things all over a truck and parade around town trying to spread the word if they aren't severely dissociated from reality.
  
  And I cannot stress this enough, nothing about this story has anything to do with Autism. Paranoid delusions are not a typical issue for Autistic people.
- The guy driving this van is probably about as functional as someone in the middle of a panic attack. Very likely erratic and on meth I would not trust to drive.
- So where I live if you have a disease, physical or mental, you go to a doctor and they decide if you're ok to drive or if you need to pass an extra test first where you are judged if you're able to drive safely with whatever disabilities you have. This is besides the standard driving test and written test. Also everybody has to take lessons with a professional.
  
  It's however not perfect because the government doesn't have access to your medical records (which is good). But that means you have to be honest on a form about your disabilities. Plus the doctor visit is not covered by insurance and costs around 200 euros.
  
  Plus if you already have your licence there isn't really a system in place to prevent you for driving if your health declines.
- I just blink my nictating membranes at them and carry on with my powerful government job.
- There's a big difference between a danger that is tangible and immediate, such as a collision with another vehicle, and something that cannot be seen or interacted with, like electricity or a virus.
  
  There's nothing about this that tells me this person can't drive safely.
- If you're a crazy enough that this makes sense, I don't think you should be driving a vehicle even if you're technically capable of doing so. At least not until you get diagnosed and treated.
What's the alternative? Locking up people who haven't committed a crime if a doctor doesn't like what they're saying? This guy probably is schizophrenic but plenty of conspiracy theorists aren't and people saying something true but unpopular sometimes sound like conspiracy theorists.
- I said we shouldn't let them drive a car, not lock them in prison. Calm down.
  
  Ideally we would provide people like this with mental healthcare, and get them medicated so that they actually can operate a vehicle without being an inherent risk to everyone around them.
  
  My point is that, in America, you can basically be screaming "I am extremely unwell to the point of being an elevated risk to myself and everyone around me", and our usual response is to act like everything is normal and nothing should be done.

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:
- Time cube fuck yeah
- Thanks. It all makes sense now!

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

I knew it. There was a friendly dog at a store yesterday that the owner let me pet, loved people! ❤️ Good day...

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Maybe. I'm more concerned if they're better with sour cream and onion or guac.

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit
- Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

Not making light, but this person's first language is likely schizophrenia.
At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language
- It's tragic because a lot of these people aren't just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.
  
  Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.
The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

Probably the computers fault.
You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

You know where you're going to start your farm when you retire?
- Someplace that's cold and far above sea level (for now).
- I don’t know if I should feel happy or sad because there seem to be other devs dreaming the same retirement dream.
I love computers, they are consistent and literal and logical. Can't say the same for most people.
He is right, I do indeed get incredibly irritated by computers

People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

Huh.

Those aren’t fleas. Fleas don’t exist.

i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.

It's really hard to reliably treat schizophrenics since they often don't want to be treated. I don't expect that this guy would take any pills without being forced to. (And then the medication isn't perfect.)
- "Everything that you think about who you are is in fact the result of a mental defect. But, if you take these pills we can make you a different person" is the toughest sell in the world. And the psychiatric community needs to wise up to that fact.

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

By "forgot his meds" you mean "forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place," right?
- And by "forgot" you mean "couldn't affotrd,' right?
Not at all, people believe in magic sky faires and put stickers on their car about it... Hell lots of cop cars abs court rooms have nonsense about said sky fairy on it. In bobo we trust .. Aside from scale, there's no real difference.
The trifecta!

Do these people think they're convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

I'd bet money it's scitsophrenia, so no this person has no idea how crazy they look. They're just doing their part to fight back against whatever the hell they think is happening.

Fuck yeah I'm gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip

No one tell them about the computer in their truck!

That truck was created on a computer.

That truck has a computer in it

This would look better on a Cybertruck

That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

No no, it's 62. It's a conspiracy that's 10 bigger.

Hey, kid. I'm a computer

Who wants a body massage?

He's right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".

well at least it doesn't look exactly like something that you would find in possession of a serial killer after they're caught.

A smart serial killer wouldn't draw that much attention to themselves. Or so I've heard
- yeah it's usually in some basement or something instead, that's why i said you find it after they're caught.
  
  although it would be really funny if this guy got on the news for doing something bad and his neighbor would give an interview like "wow, we had no idea..."
In this case it’s much more likely we’re dealing with a cereal killer.

Beneral diseases.

BENEREAL
- That sounds worse than venereal. :O

It's like a Dr Bronners bottle on bath salts.

Hmmm.... maybe they ate (smoked? Boofed?) bath salts in the bath while cleaning with Dr. Bronners.

Now I've never met this person and neither am I in any way qualified to make a psychological diagnosis, but that dude has scitsophrenia.
If you want a real trip, look into the philosophies of the creators of modern cereals, like Kellogg. Shit like Raisin Bran, Grape Nuts, and hell even Graham Crackers were invented as part of this weird moralistic pseudoscientific health crusade nonsense going around at the time. It's pretty fucking weird.
- You forgot the OG: Corn flakes

Aria 62 in C Major.

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

I'm afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy's for their own nefariousness.
- Honestly, sounds like my dog. She would throw pretty much any other dog under the bus, especially the ones with the gall to approach her fence.

Aria 62...

Beautiful piece of music.

Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

Dr Bronner, is this your truck?

Dr. Bronner's All-One! Magic soaps with the Moral ABCs introduced by Kipling's "If"??

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

We must defend the PPS! (Physical Psychological and Social) From benereal disease. OK Computor

It’s the Twitter mobile!

I don't know... Count up those characters and see if it fits.

So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?

Edit: I have no idea what I was trying to say there at the end

History is a computer chip, obviously.

It's somewhat surprising that someone who is this entrenched in a belief system would make this mistake. s/venereal/benereal/

I used to know a guy named Ben and this describes him perfectly.
It's pretty clear that writing is not this guy's strongest suit. Whether that's a consequence of poor education, learning disorders, or whatever schizophrenic weirdness is going on inside his brain to cause this to barf out of it, I couldn't tell you.