Added Bugs to Keep my job

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"
- More commits == More money!!!
Why do u prefer single quotes?
- Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.
- I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I'm still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn't be able to explain why it worked 🤣

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

You're going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.
- Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it's just been long enough that I don't want to lose my latest tweaks

Squash me later

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
- I've been adding the commit shas + messages to the final description, if anyone wants to see my exploratory work.

Initial commit

grats on formalising your (new) project
Initial commit #463

Tests: Add a few test files.

I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!

God read my code and it made Him cry

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I'm guessing the non-technical staff don't get to drink a lot of coffee.
- It's actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.
Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"

"fix for real this time"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

"I'm sorry, guys."

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Join me and use ~ to mean "shit changed just check the diff"
- For those I just commit with the message "ngl there's a lot of changes in here"

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

/* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where "unnecessary" we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

Oof

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

Fixed dead link (fr)

French dead link?

Fix for vendor lies.

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?
- I do Ansible playbooks so not too had to see when I ballzed it up.

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

Diff
- I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that... which was just now when you said it.

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

WIP

You copycat.

Revert this later

Yikes

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

Very progressive.

init: add readme

Fix 3

“Initial commit, come back later”

At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

modified: index.html

Rip

Lol test

haaaands

"Debug"

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

Merge commits 🙅

Fuck it I quit

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release

.

" "

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
- For some definition of interesting …. The quashed commit whose message is a Jira ticket number and title?
"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"

fixed another typo

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

Update

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

Formatting fixes

Changed index.html

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

Lint issue

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

Fixed tests.

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

Ew - rebase all the things!

"cleanup" lol

Fixes

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in <main-project>

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

Update

latest cargo crates updated

Minor text fixes

“Some appropriate message.”

Fixin’ thangz

Stuff

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

WIP

?

some fixes

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details

I think it's great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I'm writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

fix this fucking gitignore

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

Quack quack

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

Fixed boolean logic and bump version.

Options for donation and contact links Nothing important

Fix

Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024

Simplify link

1.1

CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.

I'll never get time to do that "clean up"

WIP

Add links to navbar

removed /32s in favour of /24s. Small layout changes.

h

curl -s https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt

Rolling back demo commit

somebody renamed the interface but didn’t rename the monitoring interface 2

github-sync: local install (WIP, split and rebase)

Submodule update

Comment

Implement add headers

changelog

first release

"Added backoffs and logging for rate limiting"

Offset controls that are grouped together

Oh i don't need to add bugs...

Come to think of it, i think i'll try emojis on my next commit message... just to test...

I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.

Add Exporters MVP