I'm guessing anyone patronizing a pub that is crawling with cats has already been exposed to toxoplasmosis, to be fair.
You haven't met my mother's Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.
Yeah. The modern method of acres and acres of one species being farmed, with or without pesticides and other performance enhancing drugs is terrible for the environment.
For many animals, you might as well build an asphalt parking lot for each acre of corn or soy you plant. Same goes for Western grass lawns.
The critters that can't adapt starve or move away.
The only truck I've heard is to make sure you repeat their name vocally once introduced, like 'Nice to meet you, Xerxes!'
I always forget to do this, though so everyone at work knows my name and I only retain leadership's names.
'Born to shit, forced to wipe.'
The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.
I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get 'Chinese Symbols' written in all caps on him.
The amazing bastard did it.
I remember in the late 90s the cops in my large city caught flack for buying SUVs in a city with no offroading and zero hills. They gave the same reason. Now all the squad cars are SUVs.
I was wondering the same. Maybe vegetarians/vegans can buy a cow lunch, or something.
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You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn't test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.
What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn't have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S
Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven't worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn't Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?
Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.
Place your digits within the aether if'n thoust verily gamesman.