Thinkpad clitoris
What are you a fuckin parrot?
Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
That's my band name
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
Sigh...Pussy.
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
Brick
ಠ_ಠ
Mmm, crunchy.
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Motor oil
mm, delicious
Arsenic.
You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Aw he dead.
Asshole
Well, if you insist...
Biscuit
It's a great name.
Thank you.
Taco
Creme brulé
Tamale!
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Child.
Turkish delight
prostitute
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
Bok Choy
Baked beans
Tequila coke
The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Dog food
Pho
Pudding
CHICHARRONES!
He is meaty ziti now
Pussy
Dog is such an uninspired name though...
Asshole
Tortilla chip
Beans!
Dog
Sushi
Werther's Original
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
Sausages
Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
Chocolate.
Bologna sandwich
Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .
Your sister
Please do... she needs it 🥺.
potato
I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
Oreos and milk
Oh no, he's called Grinder.
Mars
Chuck roast.
Cum
Crouton
Ravioli.
Future dog name
Split pea
Ginger cookie
Cookie
Pop tart!
Big mac
Kefir
A surprisingly fitting nameIdk what it means but I like it
Kefir is a fermented dairy drink. It's kinda viscous but also fluffy and very white, so yeah. Fitting name.
Fried fish
I hope Meatloaf can sing...
Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!
Waffle.
Chili
ice cube 🥰
Quiche
Peppermint Bark...
It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol
Soupe Vichyssoise
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.
I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
Brisket
Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.
Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.
Cute name!
Rice.
Peaches
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
egg roll
Chili (homemade)
pork chop
Egg Scramble
Mandarin.
Macaroni
I think I'm winning: Pokebowl
Hot Dog
Shrimp
Hotpot
Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁
Alfredo
Grape
Salsicca, which I think translates to Sausage. Sausage is a good name.
Mamba
Taco 🌮
Hot Cherry Loca!
Maple Chipotle Almond
Flauta. I like it.
Milk chocolate
Quaso
Peanut!
Mandu
Slider. He looks like a slider!
McNugget
Doggie
Stroopwaffel!
Chicken nuggets
Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos
DiGiorno
Pita or Hummus
Gold fish
What, the market ran out of mackerel?
Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕
Yogurt. Not bad actually.
Focaccia cheese melt.
Cheezy for short!
Bratwurst
Samosa!
NGL burrito is pretty perfect!
lentil tomato?
Cookie
TOMMY BURGER
Elmer!
Chimken 'Fredo
Generic ez cheese
Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
Miso soup
Rib
Muffin!
Popcorn
Nacho
Fruit 'n' Fiber
Choripan
Hawaiian sweet bread!
Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.
Shit, didn't know you guys speak English, lol 😂.
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
Croissant.
Lasagne
Snickers
Pozole 🥲
pizza pocket
Babka
Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.
Puppy. Uncreative, I know.
Poutine
Awesome….Barqs!!!
Banana
Spagetti :)
Taters
Burritos and Hotdogs.
Spaghetti
pizza
Chicken
Labneh
Meatball
Cheese bread
Kimchi Udon!
Lentils.
Popcorn! Perfect.
Chicken and mushroom pie
english muffin
Crackers. Fitting because he's white 😂
Bacon
Rum.
Breakfast
Ramen
Sandwich
Cereals
(Blueberry) Cupcake
Pepperoni
meatball
Poke Bowl
Taco
Avocado ranch salad it is!
Pringle
Sausage patty
Everything Soup
Lil Smokie.
Or pigs in a blanket
GRITS
Pumpernickel toast
Devil Dog.
Mac 'n cheese
Beans.
You :3
