Who could have possibly predicted an “informal conception arrangement” might lead to a fight over the birth certificate?
I wonder if this is more about the bio mother hurting her ex-wife, or going after the donor/fuckbuddy for financial support?
AI art is trash.
Always block/downvote to preserve space for actual human effort.
Apple implemented a kernel API for security software and made it good enough that they forced their own tools to use the API.
MS’s own tools depended on kernel access but they tried locking out 3rd party vendors without building a replacement like Apple did.
McAfee and Symantec correctly pointed out how this would be using monopolist powers to block competitors.
Microsoft needs to shut up and do the work to make their kernel secure.
Join any instance, subscribe to all the niche communities on other instances. The general form for linking a community on a remote instance is [email protected]me
DRM music in 2024?
Steal the song because you do own it and DRM is trying to steal it from you.
Also very on brand of them to say all politics involves the USA.
No, they’ve spent years purging anyone who would say no to Trump.
It’s probably the most obvious reason, money.
People in the top 84% don’t want to be compared to people in the bottom 16%.
Why even ask if you’ve already made up your mind?
So that’s $50m gross against a development cost that’s probably twice that, right?
Ordinary failure in that ordinary process went wrong as opposed to some black swan event like the bolts broke when struck by lightning.
They’re failing on the easy stuff, while air travel demands they get the hard stuff right 100% of the time.
Is this from that 15 year old JIRA bug they refuse to fix which converts bug report text into emojis?
Big yikes.
So I have to buy $50 of DLC I don’t want in order to play this mod?
I wonder if it’s a price string like “9.99” being interpreted as a 32-bit int.
A .zip TLD does not exactly scream ‘legit’ either.
Rich old fart wants to replace creativity with a computer. What a chode.
Higher speed trains need much larger turn radius so existing RoW is not suitable. They’re running into the same issue trying to build high speed rail into the SF Bay Area.
A rich asshole can buy a hypersonic plane for suborbital jaunts.
Vacuum maglev pipes require cooperation from the people whose land you’re going to take via eminent domain.
Buckwheat sourdough bread
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Today’s experiment is a sourdough bread with 20% scalded buckwheat flour. Very soft, sweet earthy flavor.
Some unplanned downtime?
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I forgot we have a Matrix chat server until after Sopuli came back. Thanks to Rynach for rebooting I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Sourdough batard with khorasan
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75% bread flour, 25% khorasan flour, 80% hydration, baked in dutch oven with steam.
420 Festival at Golden Gate Park is Cancelled
420 is cancelled this year in Golden Gate Park. Officials blame a tough economic environment for the cannabis industry and city budget cuts. Instead of the usual festival, there will be a volleyball and kickball tournament.
![Golden Gate Park 420 festival canceled. Volleyball planned instead](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/43e36f8f-20d7-455f-8b10-5bce3df0a0d7.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
While the sponsored event is canceled, you can’t keep thousands of stoners away from Hippy Hill.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
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- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 200g boiling water
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 500g bread flour
- 340g warm water
- 200g starter
- 16g salt
> Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size
Sourdough batard with scalded khorasan
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- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 200g boiling water
- 100g whole khorasan flour
- 500g bread flour
- 340g warm water
- 200g starter
- 16g salt
> Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size
Calvin Coolidge was America's Coolest President
I mean it’s right there in his name. Also I did a book report on him in middle school. Actually he was an ineffective president who steered America right into the great depression, but he had a good one-liner.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
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75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 10% scalded flour, 77.5% hydration. Cold retarded then baked in a dutch oven with ice.
Sourdough bâtard with khorasan
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75% bread flour
15% whole khorasan
10% scalded whole khorasan
77.5% hydration
Baked with ice in a dutch oven.
Sourdough bâtard
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Same dough as my baguette
- 75% Electra Light bread flour
- 15% whole wheat khorasan
- 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
- 77.5% water
- 2% salt
- 25% starter
Bake with steam at 450F for 48 minutes
Sourdough baguette
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- 75% Electra Light bread flour
- 15% whole wheat khorasan
- 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
- 77.5% water
- 2% salt
- 25% starter
Bake with steam at 450F for 45 minutes.
Is it time to stage a baking addiction intervention?
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Heard this is great bread flour. Going to make some sourdoughs with a little whole khorasan for flavor.
But man, 50lbs. I might have a problem.
Bug: Bottom icon bar keeps disappearing (v1.14)
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Starting with version 1.14, the bottom icon tray keeps disappearing. It can still be clicked but won’t stay visible, I just get white space at the bottom.
Using default theme and system dark mode settings (daytime). Phone is iPhone 14 ProMax with iOS 16.
Sourdough baguette with scalded khorasan
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- 80% bread flour
- 10% scalded whole khorasan flour
- 10% whole khorasan flour
- 77.5% hydration
- Bake 38 minutes at 450°F with steam