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Woman loses appeal over child’s birth certificate after ex-wife had sex with donor
  • Who could have possibly predicted an “informal conception arrangement” might lead to a fight over the birth certificate?

    I wonder if this is more about the bio mother hurting her ex-wife, or going after the donor/fuckbuddy for financial support?

  • We all get them
  • AI art is trash.

    Always block/downvote to preserve space for actual human effort.

  • Microsoft looking to restrict kernel level access after CrowdStrike incident might help us with our current Anti-Cheat dilemma
  • Apple implemented a kernel API for security software and made it good enough that they forced their own tools to use the API.

    MS’s own tools depended on kernel access but they tried locking out 3rd party vendors without building a replacement like Apple did.

    McAfee and Symantec correctly pointed out how this would be using monopolist powers to block competitors.

    Microsoft needs to shut up and do the work to make their kernel secure.

  • Is there a way where we can sign up to differnt instances and put them on one site or whatever so we can have more nich communities?
  • Join any instance, subscribe to all the niche communities on other instances. The general form for linking a community on a remote instance is [email protected]me

  • unlocking a DRM iTunes audio file from before they were unlocked
  • DRM music in 2024?

    Steal the song because you do own it and DRM is trying to steal it from you.

  • How come as of today I can't access [email protected]?
  • Also very on brand of them to say all politics involves the USA.

  • I Hope Trump Kept the Receipt
  • No, they’ve spent years purging anyone who would say no to Trump.

    It’s probably the most obvious reason, money.

  • I think the math adds up
  • People in the top 84% don’t want to be compared to people in the bottom 16%.

  • What's with all the hate for Chinese phones?
  • Why even ask if you’ve already made up your mind?

  • How ordinary failure could have a seismic effect on an industrial giant
  • Ordinary failure in that ordinary process went wrong as opposed to some black swan event like the bolts broke when struck by lightning.

    They’re failing on the easy stuff, while air travel demands they get the hard stuff right 100% of the time.

  • When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression
  • Is this from that 15 year old JIRA bug they refuse to fix which converts bug report text into emojis?

  • Fallout: London is out
  • Big yikes.

    So I have to buy $50 of DLC I don’t want in order to play this mod?

  • Maybe today I'll splurge a little
  • I wonder if it’s a price string like “9.99” being interpreted as a 32-bit int.

  • Phish-Friendly Domain Registry “.top” Put on Notice
  • A .zip TLD does not exactly scream ‘legit’ either.

  • Marc Andreessen thinks comedy is basically dead. He believes AI could save it.
  • Rich old fart wants to replace creativity with a computer. What a chode.

  • Who will win the technology race: VacMagLev, or hypersonic planes?
  • Higher speed trains need much larger turn radius so existing RoW is not suitable. They’re running into the same issue trying to build high speed rail into the SF Bay Area.

  • Who will win the technology race: VacMagLev, or hypersonic planes?
  • A rich asshole can buy a hypersonic plane for suborbital jaunts.

    Vacuum maglev pipes require cooperation from the people whose land you’re going to take via eminent domain.

  • Pet origin stories
  • Where’s your FinDom page on OnlyFans?

  • Buckwheat sourdough bread

    Today’s experiment is a sourdough bread with 20% scalded buckwheat flour. Very soft, sweet earthy flavor.

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    Sourdough baguette with 25% khorasan

    edit: To those asking, tastes good, but slightly underproofed.

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    Some unplanned downtime?

    I forgot we have a Matrix chat server until after Sopuli came back. Thanks to Rynach for rebooting I'll keep my fingers crossed.

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    This crusty ear

    Sourdough bâtard popped a lovely ear

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    Sourdough batard with khorasan

    75% bread flour, 25% khorasan flour, 80% hydration, baked in dutch oven with steam.

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    420 Festival at Golden Gate Park is Cancelled

    sfstandard.com Golden Gate Park 420 festival canceled. Volleyball planned instead

    420 is cancelled this year in Golden Gate Park. Officials blame a tough economic environment for the cannabis industry and city budget cuts. Instead of the usual festival, there will be a volleyball and kickball tournament.

    Golden Gate Park 420 festival canceled. Volleyball planned instead

    While the sponsored event is canceled, you can’t keep thousands of stoners away from Hippy Hill.

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    Sourdough bâtard with khorasan

    • 100g whole khorasan flour
    • 200g boiling water
    • 100g whole khorasan flour
    • 500g bread flour
    • 340g warm water
    • 200g starter
    • 16g salt

    > Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size

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    Sourdough batard with scalded khorasan

    • 100g whole khorasan flour
    • 200g boiling water
    • 100g whole khorasan flour
    • 500g bread flour
    • 340g warm water
    • 200g starter
    • 16g salt

    > Pour 200g boiling water on 100g khorasan flour, mix until fully hydrated, rest 15m > > Add another 100g khorasan, 500g bread flour, 340g warm water > > Mix with dough hook 3 minutes @ speed 2 > > Cover and rest for 1/2 to 3 hours to autolyse > > Mix with dough hook speed 2 for 8 minutes, develop gluten to windowpane > > Add 200g starter and 16g salt > > Mix with dough hook for 8 minutes @ speed 3 > > Final dough temperature should be 74F > > Cover and bulk ferment at room temp for 12 hours > > Divide and preshape dough, rest 15-30 minutes > > Shape dough, proof on counter 1-2 hours > > (Optional) Retard dough in fridge 6-48 hours > > Bake with steam @ 450F 38-50 minutes depending on loaf size

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    Calvin Coolidge was America's Coolest President

    I mean it’s right there in his name. Also I did a book report on him in middle school. Actually he was an ineffective president who steered America right into the great depression, but he had a good one-liner.

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    Bâtard crumb and ear

    Recipe is 75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 80% hydration.

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    Sourdough bâtard with khorasan

    75% bread flour, 25% whole khorasan, 10% scalded flour, 77.5% hydration. Cold retarded then baked in a dutch oven with ice.

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    Sourdough baguette with khorasan

    Bonus crumb shot: !

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    Sourdough bâtard with khorasan

    75% bread flour

    15% whole khorasan

    10% scalded whole khorasan

    77.5% hydration

    Baked with ice in a dutch oven.

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    A community for bread bakers! @lemmy.ml deegeese @sopuli.xyz

    Sourdough baguette

    Included 25% whole grain khorasan

    Baked with steam 37 minutes at 450°F

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    Turkey melt on homemade sourdough

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    Sourdough bâtard

    Same dough as my baguette

    • 75% Electra Light bread flour
    • 15% whole wheat khorasan
    • 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
    • 77.5% water
    • 2% salt
    • 25% starter

    Bake with steam at 450F for 48 minutes

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    Sourdough baguette

    • 75% Electra Light bread flour
    • 15% whole wheat khorasan
    • 10% scalded whole wheat khorasan
    • 77.5% water
    • 2% salt
    • 25% starter

    Bake with steam at 450F for 45 minutes.

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    Is it time to stage a baking addiction intervention?

    Heard this is great bread flour. Going to make some sourdoughs with a little whole khorasan for flavor.

    But man, 50lbs. I might have a problem.

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    Bug: Bottom icon bar keeps disappearing (v1.14)

    Starting with version 1.14, the bottom icon tray keeps disappearing. It can still be clicked but won’t stay visible, I just get white space at the bottom.

    Using default theme and system dark mode settings (daytime). Phone is iPhone 14 ProMax with iOS 16.

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    Sourdough baguette with scalded khorasan

    • 80% bread flour
    • 10% scalded whole khorasan flour
    • 10% whole khorasan flour
    • 77.5% hydration
    • Bake 38 minutes at 450°F with steam
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