Don't stop me now -Queen
Ooooh can I join and can we wear roller skates?
Killing In The Name by RATM. Or Hot n Cold by Katy Perry.
Age of Aquarius - two birds with one stone?
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
Caught In A Mosh, by Anthrax
4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.
Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
Eat Steel by Gwar has the right energy
Orinoco Flow
Planet Shit by Every Time I Die
First song that came to mind with prior to reading the comments was Beastie Boys Sabotage. Although after reading the comments I appreciate many of the other suggestions too.
Welcome To The Jungle or Black Tongue by Mastodon.
Momma said knock you out
Twisted Nerve.
I'd whistle it during.
Electric Six - Down at McDonaldz
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.
Mother Anarchy loves her sons, im making my motivations extremely clear
What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
Yakety Sax
BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
Straight up laughed out loud. What a mental image. Thanks for the chuckle man.
Ten guys jump one, what a man You fight each other, the police state wins Stab your backs when you trash our halls Trash a bank if you've got real balls You still think swastikas look cool The real Nazis run your schools They're coaches, businessmen and cops In a real fourth Reich, you'll be the first to go -- *Nazi Punks Fuck Off* by The Dead KennedysTake the power back - Rage Against the Machine
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
This is how you remind me
Any.
Based.
I'm shipping out to Boston
That's the one.
It's Not Unusual
The Star Wars cantina song.
How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
Nah, Deadpool already used it, it's like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren't supposed to reuse it.
My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P
yeah if I'm gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
I won't quote it, but yes. First thought.
It's probably a boring answer but Deify by Disturbed. That, or I could go with something completely out of left field like this.
So Much Better by Eminem
Or
I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang
City Hall by Tenacious D.
🎵We'll have 'em screaming in the streets and tipping over cars and breaking windows of small businesses and setting fucking fires! Setting fuckin' fires! And setting fucking fires!🎵
Not the government totally sucks?
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
🤘
Fight the Power by Public Enemy
Or
Justice by Ziggy Marley
The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.
I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
Yakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot
Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.
When the doom music hits
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
Payback - Slayer
Let the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.
Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
As much as I love the original, I must also say for a fist fight I'd rather have a slightly more system of a down feel.
Thankfully there's always Andre to fill in the gaps.
Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.
Fuck Nazi Sympathy - Aus-Rotten
Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
I love The Stanfields and For Whom The Bell Tolls is my all time favorite Metallica song. Want to be best friends?
Hell yeah! Let's ride!
Either Killing in the Name or The Pretender.
Extra points for pizazz if you were thinking of this version.
I Fought the Law - The Clash.
In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I'd be hoping for.
Even in our fantasies we wouldn't get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.
Granted...
However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.
It's time to settle some grievances with the Law.
EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo... beautiful.
Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
This was going to be my answer. Glad I checked before posting.
Tubthumping.
That song was the anthem of the party my first DND campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCF2RdtLMNQ
Against me! - Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious
God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash
Rage, Killing in the name
"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category
Particle Man by TMBG, of course.
Final Countdown
BAM, there it is. Isn't that song always the answer to these posts? Because it should be.
"Won't You Be My Neighbor", Mister Rogers.
To the Hellfire by Lorna Shore.
Definitely something punk...either the Interrupters Take Back the Power or Flogging Molly's What's Left of the Flag.
Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine
surprised nobody's said Free Bird yet
e.g. Kingsman Church Scene
How could it have been forgotten?!
it would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
"So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud"
Les Claypool is a fucking legend.
Someone should put this in a playlist and post it on [email protected]
Special for the occasion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrEB2DA2P0
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan from The Matrix. I want a video of the festivities to watch again and again too.
That Smash Bros. Song with the Latin chanting
Gonna need that beat for footwork.
Justice is so fucking good.
Hocus Pocus by Focus
Knock some of their teeth loose and they can do the whistling part themselves
Followed by Tiptoe Through The Tulips, bwahaha!
Claudeland, by Highly Suspect
A World on Fire - Bo Burnham
I'm surprised to not see any mentions of Eat the Rich by Motörhead.
Or Eat the Rich by Aerosmith
Free Bird, specially the solo on repeat.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida I want to take my time
Both answers are aquarius
I'm going with "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. Seems white castley and ass kicky.
Ministry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though
I fuck around by the melvins
Bootscraper - Lamb of God
Redneck was the first thing that popped into my mind.
In the Air Tonight
Propeller heads: take California
Not because it's the right song or the right words but because the baseline just slaps
Nobody speak - DJ Shadow Music video is perfect - https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY
4'33". Why spoil the experience with distractions?
The final countdown
I always thought someone should do a fight scene to Venetian Snares - A Lot of Drugs
I guess sometimes you need to be the change you want to see in the world
The entire Rage Against the Machine discography. I have a lot of punching to do.
Metalingus by Alter Bridge, gotta get me in a fighting mood.
Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
Super Hero by Faith No More.
It's a good day (to fight the system) by shungudzo, followed up by Nina Simone's recording of Feeling Good.
Kick Out The Jams as performed by RATM.
I was going to say Twist by Korn, but I’m really digging the Barbie Girl suggestion
Oh man, I saw these guys a few times back when I was in high-school, but I haven't thought about them in years.
The PRIDE theme To quote a Napoleon: "This song makes me stand up while shittimg, just to see what happens."
This thread is going to be a huge collection of fire songs.
This thread is going to be used as exhibit #1 at our tribunals.
Snarky Puppy - Lingus
War by IDLES
Bruce Lee vs The Kiss Army by Guttermouth
Gonna be a coin toss between Mr. Highway's Thinking About the End by A Day To Remember, or Gasoline by I Prevail
Honourable mention goes to Winning by C.H.A.Y.
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