His reaction still makes me laugh, and I've known about this for years.

god damnit

[snip -- literally nobody gives a shit]

I would bet good money that both door handles are equally filthy, by nature of it being a school. Kids are walking talking germ incubators. We all are, but kids especially. And that's before we even get to the kids who are intentionally malicious little bastards -- I guarantee you, in some school districts, with some kids, signs like these would just be asking for an aspiring Poo-casso to smear their shit on the door handles.

or at the entrance to an ancient Egyptian tomb.

jokes on you, existence is pain! Life is a torment nexus! And it always has been, some of us just realized it sooner.

boots with the...

I can't tell whether this means Coletta is criminally underrated or I'm just way too into them.

between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.

Anything can be someone's fetish. Anything.

For you, maybe, not for me.

Telefrag Elon Musk, then. His exact position. Assuming this turns him into a fine red mist and we don't just have the real-world version of "clipping errors" whereby we are both annihilated or merged in some horrible way.

2017, in Erie, we got 5 feet of snow in a 24 hour period over Christmas. Not sure what buffalo got but I imagine they had quite a bit themselves, as well.

I suggest you keep it to yourself next time, then, as you have only furthered the image that vegans are smug asshats who can't shut the fuck up about being vegan.

Maybe that's what you want though, it's just a suggestion. c:

"Thanks, MAGA" needs to become a mantra for the next four years. Remind these shitheads whose fault it is for their misery at every turn, as they have made it abundantly clear that the attention span and long-term memory of the average American is woefully poor.

Two can play at that.

You are now breathing manually, you notice you can always see your nose in your field of view, and you are aware of where your tongue is sitting in your mouth. Enjoy.

... YES. HE IS.

THIS IS WHAT WE, AND HE, HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS.

>it's all morons complaining about vaccinations

oh fuck off.

you don't now, but you will.