"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"
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There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
Great memory. I'm just rereading this series, and it's so so chock full of these quotable hilarios.
Resistance is useless!
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
You think that's air you're breathing?
There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
This is my favorite store in the citadel
These words are accepted
Airsick lowlanders
HA!
Good news everyone!
I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
i use arch btw
"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
Ba-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
Griffith!!
That's rough, buddy.
I'll be in my bunk
Perhaps you were going for the head?
The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
Can I get a rock and stone?
We're Rich!!
Mushroom
I am that guy
Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
There was a button, I pushed it
Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
Give dactyl
They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
Thank god fish aren't into cash.
No luck catching them swans then?
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
*sigh* Bapenada?
Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.
He's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Hoo Rah!
"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
Machine, turn back now
ULTRAKILL
You hear about Pluto?
It's messed up right?
Man you stole my comment hee hee
A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
So what is it?
Only joking!
The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
That causes nasal demons
ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
Complete Global Saturation
Get up.
"Barry, other Barry"
Holy shitsnacks!
Käse oder Schinken...
Cyno up! Dock your shinies!
Just who the hell do you think I am?!
Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?
Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
We'll bang, ok?
Basically... Run
RASENGAN
So say we all.
You hear about pluto?
Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
Best block, no be there.
Ave, true to Caesar.
Wow hi bonjour
It's ticking all the boxes.
We are the hammer
What a lovely butler he's so violent.
"You wouldn't throw a rat"
from nowhere, mankind can't go there
Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
pootis
turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
don't think you understood?
And thats why you always leave a note
Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
When you fucking see it!
"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
There are other receivers.
