Please don't come inside
86 0 ReplyTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother's wife. To please the lord.
65 1 ReplyMy brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
29 0 Reply10 0 ReplyOkay Nick Mullen.
2 0 ReplyTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground
Can't spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus' real sacrifice.
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65 0 ReplyThat's fucked up and hilarious.
12 0 ReplyNow THAT is why we need AI
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I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he'd put up
60 0 Reply19 0 ReplyRelevant username?
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14 0 ReplyI forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That... became awkward and the after effects....
still a banger.
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at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.
13 0 Replybut does he have the courtesy of a reach around?
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Me too, Jesus. Me too.
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11 0 ReplyOk gooner
11 2 ReplyDude get a towel or something….
7 0 ReplyGuys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
6 0 ReplyHe’s coming?
5 0 ReplyWhen Judas rings the doorbell frantically
4 0 ReplyDon't think these evangelicals don't know what they are doing.
They know exactly what they are doing.
3 0 Reply...i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party...
3 0 ReplyMs. Magdalene knows how to work
3 1 ReplyBlue spray paint…
1 0 ReplyDo not come.
1 0 ReplyBiff must have had a really good time that night.
1 0 ReplyJesús likes to party! Bien por ti.
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