Jesus, help me! - No!
Jesus, help me! - No!
So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l
“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”
Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
Jesus, take the
wheellegsThat would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven't a clue.
AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..
I keep seeing this picture with a penguin spotted at the grocery store claiming its northern Canada. Entire comment section in awe
We don't even fucking have penguins in this hemisphere
There's a colony of them off the coast of northern BC. It was started about twenty years ago for a study.
Granted, they are plastic and nailed down, but hey, who cares about details.
HEY! We technically have one (1).
I mean... Zoos are anything.
Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.
I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.
The model is only as knowledgeable as its training data.
This is impressive
Those shadows don't make sense
When you've got someone saying things like: "I am the light" clearly we're beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.
Elbows are too sharp
Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?
Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.
Needs more dinosaur
The left guy is wearing a bike helmet though
The buses weren't running that day.
Taken from a screenshot of 1970s Jesus Christ Superstar movie.
I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters
Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard
It's funny because penis.
Open your mind....
Open your mind...
Open your mind....
It's not a toomah!
Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It's just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.
I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.
It's fucking weird.
Well that's one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.
The Warhammer lore where people worship an AI as literal God suddenly seems so realistic!
Acts 16:25-31 ESV [25] About midnight Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns to God, and the prisoners were listening to them, [26] and suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken. And immediately all the doors were opened, and everyone’s bonds were unfastened. [27] When the jailer woke and saw that the prison doors were open, he drew his sword and was about to kill himself, supposing that the prisoners had escaped. [28] But Paul cried with a loud voice, “Do not harm yourself, for we are all here.” [29] And the jailer called for lights and rushed in, and trembling with fear he fell down before Paul and Silas. [30] Then he brought them out and said, “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” [31] And they said, “Comment 'Amen' on my latest TikTok, and you will be saved, you and your household.”
I guess having your critical thinking overriden by fear (of going to hell), isn't... The best.
I used to see one that literally said "Jesus wants you to download [this app]." Creepy af.
So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.
NPC behaviour, truly.
Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?
How else are the bus drivers gonna get to the bus store.
JESU
24
Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?
He's going to JESU 24
clearly
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he's just fixed JESU 22's shit but he's a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he's off to see JESU 24.
Flood water's risin'. Clearly, they're headed to Noah's boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen
the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.
I'm worried. Should I be worried?
2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.
Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.
propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn't need AI for that.
Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.
This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.
Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It's so shallow he's not even bothering to walk on it.
I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.
Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!
six limbs! He's technically an insect
Some sort of praying mantis?
I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don't get wet
There's only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*
JESU 24
*Fuck off if there's flooding.
Jesus' dad decided to do global flood 2.0 and leave his only son there. mwhahahaha
They are getting better with the number of fingers.
So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it's allegedly supporting?
That's why he's looking at it so intensely with his one eye
There's some lesson here about Jesus being a little selfish, or maybe about Jesus pulling Himself up to help others, or something like that.
When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.
Amen
How many sets of footprints in the sand??
OPEN YOUR MINDSSSS
Amen.
Save me Jebus!
Solved the whole walking on water
trickillusionJesus had a underdeveloped Siamese twin?
It developed just fine, those are some nice extra legs Jesus has.
Amen.
Amen
Jesus Mutant Superstar.
OG Bootstrapper
Amen.
Jesu!
Is this picture implying Jesus is a centaur?
What would you expect from those religious nutcases?
Jesus playing centaur like luffy with kinemons legs
