Anon learns to love the bath bomb
Anon learns to love the bath bomb
drop your childhood stories:
>be me, age 12
>hate showering more than anything
>it feels gross and i hate getting wet
>my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner
>i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan
>let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom
>quickly wet my hair with sink
>mom buys it, i get dindin
>after a month she gets suspicious
>realize i have to step up my game
>now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap
>also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist
>she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet
>come up with final version of my genius plan
>i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo
>then i'll rinse off in the sink
>all while the shower runs
i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode
Kids are great. Mine spend 5-10 minutes refusing to do a two minute task.
Kind of like how I spend three or four days avoiding a ten minute phone call.
I am currently on month 6 of not calling the dentist about a painful tooth
That sounds awful. I hope you get your teeth sorted out. Somehow.
Fuck me i think I'm on my way to living the pain you had to endure... Maybe I can get another few years like you... maybe
dude, i feel you. going to the dentist sucks so much i sometimes will just deal with a painful face instead.
"dinner is ready in two minutes"
Two minutes later, dinner ready
"but I just started a new game!"
🙄
Don't accept that lol
"Why did you do that when you knew dinner was going to be ready in two minutes?"
"dunno"
:/
“but I just started a new game!”
Too bad, you either quit that game right now or no videogame/computer for you for the next 2 days.
This is a right of passage. Growing up there are times when you find out that the easy way to go about doing something is the way your parents were trying to pound into your head all along
If this isnt fake op may actually be on the spectrum. Washing yourself with the sink Is also called a catwash.
been plenty of times i ve been way to overtimulated to handle a full shower its much more manageable to wash and dry hair and body parts separately one by one.
Op learned what many autistic people do. Inventing an alternative method while masking it into the socially acceptable method.
It's also called a whore bath. He might just be a whore.
A friend of mine is a non-native English speaker. He teaches at an elementary school and works with 'English as a second language' students. He casually mentioned that he always tells his students to take a 'horse bath' in the bathroom sink after recess if needed. He was traumatized when I told him that he'd misheard that phrase for his entire adult life.
That's pretty retarded.
How I feel reading 90% of the stories how anons go through their days.
I'm gonna assume you said autistic but it was taken to be derogatory and while the phrasing you used implies that, it is literally a reaction to symptoms of autism. That hypersensitivity to physical feelings fucking suuuuucks
I’m constantly amazed at the variety of possible human sensory differences.
My problem is not spending the whole day in the shower.
The white noise aspect of the shower is amazing. Have you ever turned off the lights and just stood under the water in the dark? It's pretty great, in my opinion.
are you guys that bitch made that saying retarded on a 4chan sub is crossed out
Yeah ngl as someone who grew up being called retarded for being autistic I really hate how this word has become a slur.
Like every time people create a word for a specific type of person it becomes a slur. At some point people need to just get the fuck over it.
I also just don't get the point of censoring. I don't have any particular feelings about the word retarded, but I'm also autistic. Do I get annoyed when people use autistic as an insult (i hope it never reaches actual slur status because I'll never accept it as such), esp for stuff that has nothing to do with ASD symptoms at all? Sure. Does it make it better if someone crosses it out in a screenshot, or censors it in a quote? Lolno.
A kid named
saying retarded on a 4chan sub
Are we ignoring the fact they did this until they were 16? I mean like, if this ended when they were 12 that'd be pretty par for the course kid idiocy. But 16? Damn dude.
The person might be autistic, the sensory issue of shower but being fine with sink rinse sounds a bit similar to my own sensory problems and in that case the age range wouldn't be that off. At least the parent got the kid to clean itself so hopefully it worked enough to be hygienic
4chan
He is still at his moms house bro in the year 2024
I was 75% that... I was just dumb and my parents heard the sink running at the same time and opened the door and confronted me lol.
Had to do x km/day on the static bike, because fat.
Got no time for that.
Old static bike, with mechanical revolution counter.
Unscrew spinning cable that feeds from the bike into the counter.
MacGyver Lego contraption, with motor, with a pointy bit that fits where the cable would go.
Motor goes brrr, do required km in seconds, plug cable back in, rinse and repeat;, parents never find out (I "exercised" while they were working).
Still fat. 😞
Stationary bikes suck, riding on a real one is way more fun. I don't blame anyone for hating that
This seems like some "Einstein working at the patent office" type shit to me. I would have never thought how to do that and I hope that mechanical aptitude has stuck around somehow.
Also, anon is autistic.
And still doesn’t shower
Anything that starts with "be me" is pretty much universally idiotic, so this is no surprise.
be me
come up with a new synonym for idiot
I mean I hated being told to do things so this would 100% be something I would at least consider doing
God I was a pig headed, grubby little preteen I relate to this in spirit so hard.
Pushing boundaries by never doing exactly what you're told: always put your own idiotic spin on it, or else the adults win!
How do you rinse off in the sink?
In hard mode, obviously.
Maybe his mom told him the bath was a sink, just a big one.
Rag
You’re allowed to say Retarded here on not-Reddit.
I think.
You’re allowed to do anything anywhere. All acts are permissible, in the grand scheme. I just don’t care to. Now bothering the people who want to say it, that’s my jam.
Lemmy seems to hate that word more than reddit funnily enough. It was my first instance of learning that Tankies have a FUCKED sense of priorities
Depends on the instance! Our dot ml friends can't say or even see it from others.
I've tried saying removed but it got censored.
This is a test to see if it's instance or community based.
I said fag-got and it got censored. What a fucking joke. Why is a British suet pudding fucking illegal to say? What do they have against British food? Fucking faggits
This has nothing to do with bath bombs.
Thus is a troll. No one says "dindin."
People write it like that because it's silly
