I love how the comments boil down to:
- Young [completely ordinary item], and
- Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."
People just want any opportunity to vent.
Tbf I'd want to vent about that too
Young electron
Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?
Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread
Young Back Pain
Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain
Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name
Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow
Shit, 'beat' me to it.
Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream
"Young eye pain"
Dude, "Young Eye Scream" is right there...
Young Pocket Sand
Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D
young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch
Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.
check me as I race down these streets; no clutch
Young PKW
Young Chapstick
MC Eucalyptus is in the motherfuckin' house, y'all!
Young social anxiety
Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.
Classic
Young Aspergers
Mood
I'd be willing to pirate your first album
That's the highest praise I've ever recieved as an artist
Young Herpes
"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"
Young existential dread.
Young D20
Young asthma inhaler
Young Epipen
Young Imposter Syndrome
Young Empty Wallet
Young Penis
wait.
You. List. Now.
After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.
Young Depression
Young Keys
Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!
Young crippling depression
F
Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.
I got 99 problems and I am them.
Young Lactose Intolerance
I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase
Young flatulence
I prefer young gassy
Young Wallet
Young Wallet, represent
Young Childhood-Trauma
Young cuts
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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM
your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go
B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty
Young Student Loan Debt
Young Mitochondria
Young Athsma Inhaler
young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower
Young Diabetes!
Young snus
Young Kleenex
young chode in the cut
Young Ennui
Young hand sanitizer.
Young Droopy Eyelid
Young Scrotum
Young Keychron K7 pro
Ah yes. My personal bluetooth jammer.
Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.
There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots
Bleep bloop dont worry im not a bot bleep blorp
Young bot
Wait wait
Young Prostate
Young crippling anxiety in the house!
Young Lower Back Pain
All these are terrible
Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally
Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!
Young Glasses
Young Aches
I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’
Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur
Young Huawei
wait
Young Xiaomi
Young Shame
Young Childhood Trauma count?
Young dreadlocks
Young Skidmark
Young Flask
Young Golfer's Elbow
Young Water Bottle
Young Muffin-Top
Young Depression
Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?
Young nervous tic
Young Heart
Young pants
Young cellphone
young french phone
Yung-Heuristics in da house!
Young Deviated Septum
Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)
Young Eczema
Young Stash Canister
(using this one)
Young Charger.
Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun
Young Suicidal Throughts
Lets see here:
Young Villain
Young Trouble
Young Wisdom
Young Flo
Young Jung
Young Thrilla
I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.
I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...
