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  • Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide
    hard-drive.net Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide

    ARLINGTON, VA – The official Boeing Twitter account posted an announcement today expressing its condolences for the death of the second whistleblower in their lawsuit,…

    Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower's Suicide
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    Racist dog whistle: the right wing has weaponized ‘DEI’
  • It’s not a subtle or clever tactic and it doesn’t fool anyone these days but people still insist on LARPing/concern trolling in comment sections. It’s like a compulsion.

  • Racist dog whistle: the right wing has weaponized ‘DEI’
  • “As the most Lefty Left McLefterson who ever Lefted here’s some right wing talking points I heard on Tucker Carlson’s Twitter show”

    Lmao yeah okay pal 🙄

  • RFK Jr. candidacy hurts Trump more than Biden, NBC News poll finds
  • I thought this was common knowledge months ago.

    It was, at least among people who don't get all their information from Fox News, Breitbart or random neo-nazis on Twitter lol, but we don't stop election polling just because one poll was already conducted months ago.

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    RFK Jr. candidacy hurts Trump more than Biden, NBC News poll finds
    www.nbcnews.com RFK Jr. candidacy hurts Trump more than Biden, NBC News poll finds

    The finding contrasts with a number of other national polls, and it comes amid concerted Democratic efforts to prevent Kennedy from harming Biden’s campaign.

    RFK Jr. candidacy hurts Trump more than Biden, NBC News poll finds
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    Trump Privately Rages About His Sketch Artist, Courtroom Nap Reports
  • It's peak fragility. Trump also tried to get the DOJ to investigate Saturday Night Live for being mean to him.

  • Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
  • I return your pettiness to you. Bye now. 👋

    lmao oh no! Anyway...

  • Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
  • “hands would be magenta” my guy you probably shoulda googled that word before committing to it.

    Magenta is a purple-ish red color which on it's own doesn't really work as a reference to blood, but the author chose that specific color because it's also the name of Blue's friend next door, a dog named Magenta.

    https://bluesclues.fandom.com/wiki/Magenta

    Perhaps you should've googled that before committing to your comment?

  • Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
    thehardtimes.net Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands

    Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once again touched their hearts by viciously beating Dan Schneider to death with his bare hands.

    Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
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    ‘Project Hail Mary’ Sets Launch For Spring 2026; Space Adventure From Ryan Gosling, Lord & Miller, Amy Pascal & Amazon MGM Studios
  • I'm really looking forward to this movie. I went into the audiobook knowing nothing about the story and could not have enjoyed it more, I think it's Andy Weir's best work. But with Lord & Miller at the helm along with Ryan Gosling set to star? I can't imagine a better line up working on this adaptation. It's going to give The Martian (2015) one hell of a run for it's money.

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    ‘Project Hail Mary’ Sets Launch For Spring 2026; Space Adventure From Ryan Gosling, Lord & Miller, Amy Pascal & Amazon MGM Studios
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    ‘Sleepy Don’ Dozes Off in Court AGAIN
  • And you just know he's got some rank-ass hamberder farts too. The White House staff must've been airing the place out for weeks when that stinky fuck left office. My sympathies go out to anyone stuck in that courtroom with Trump for however long this case lasts... Except for the defense of course. Let those mfers huff away.

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    Dick Van Dyke becomes oldest Daytime Emmy nominee at 98
    ew.com Dick Van Dyke becomes oldest Daytime Emmy nominee at 98: See full nominations list

    At 98, Dick Van Dyke becomes the oldest Daytime Emmy nominee: See the full list of nominations.

    Dick Van Dyke becomes oldest Daytime Emmy nominee at 98: See full nominations list
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    US citizen who fought with pro-Russia separatists in Ukraine reported dead
  • On a Telegram channel previously run by him, Bentley’s wife, Lyudmila, said he had been “abducted” by Russian soldiers from a tank battalion, and called on them to let him go.

    The self-declared communist joined pro-Moscow separatists in Ukraine to fight Kyiv in 2014. He later also worked for the state-owned Russian news agency Sputnik and was given Russian nationality.

    🎻

  • Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion
    thehardtimes.net Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion

    Facebook parent company Meta launched what it describes as its “most powerful Facebook profile picture filter yet” in a bid to support Ukraine amidst the ongoing Russian invasion.

    Facebook Launches “Most Powerful Profile Picture Filter Yet” in Support of Ukraine Against Russian Invasion
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    Biden Shields Millions of Acres of Alaskan Wilderness From Drilling and Mining
    www.nytimes.com Biden Shields Millions of Acres of Alaskan Wilderness From Drilling and Mining

    The administration has blocked a proposed industrial road needed to mine copper in the middle of the state, and has banned oil drilling on 13 million acres in the North Slope.

    Biden Shields Millions of Acres of Alaskan Wilderness From Drilling and Mining
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    Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal - The Verge
  • Yeah, it’s an extremely popular sentiment on the internet to scoff at software update related recalls as if they “don’t count.” 9 times out of 10 the person making the claim is a Muskrat, because this is a very common thing with Teslas and daddy Elon must be defended at all costs but every now and then they’re just a run of the mill moron unwittingly parroting Muskrat talking points.

    A recall is a recall whether the issue can be patched OTA or whether you have to drive to a dealership so they can spend 30mins swapping a random seemingly inconsequential part. The specific mechanics of the solution do not change the fact that a problem required a recall to be issued to consumers. Perpetuating the notion that these recalls should be considered “less important than a real recall” is dangerous to the point of stupidity.

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry
  • I'll be sure to forward that video to thehardtimes.net. Hopefully they'll tease the ghost of Carl Sagan equally to settle any concerns of unfair treatment.

  • An Atlanta Movie Exec Praised for His Diversity Efforts Sent Racist, Antisemitic Texts
  • But this seems like a failed attempt at blackmail where the blackmailer is trying to follow through after not being paid. Not someone bravely standing up against discrimination and bigotry.

    I think this is one of situations where everyone is an asshole.

    Yeah this didn't come to light out of altruism or a "coming to god" moment where their conscience suddenly came into play. But I also don't care how or why bigots get exposed. No sympathy for an asshole getting screwed over by another asshole. If these are the kinds of games you play and this is the company you keep you're gonna get burned eventually.

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry
    thehardtimes.net Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry

    Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson thanks to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

    Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry
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    ‘Meta is out of options’: EU regulators reject its privacy fee for Facebook and Instagram
  • Plural, more than one. They are out of options.

  • Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox
    hard-drive.net Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox

    NAPERVILLE, Ill. — The Call of Duty trolls were telling the truth. My mother has confirmed that she has slept with numerous individuals, across numerous…

    Mom Confirms Extramarital Affairs with Everyone on Xbox
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    Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains
  • Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

    As it is, the first time this was posted, biologists and pharmacists discussed the merits of the claims and came to the conclusion that this was unlikely to be real.

    Link please? Kinda feel like I shouldn't have had to ask for that based on how you chose to begin your comment but here we are.

  • Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains
    news.ucr.edu Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains

    Scientists at UC Riverside have demonstrated a new, RNA-based vaccine strategy that is effective against any strain of a virus and can be used safely even by babies or the immunocompromised.

    Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains
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    Movies and TV Shows @lemm.ee ZeroCool @slrpnk.net
    Quentin Tarantino Scraps ‘The Movie Critic’ as His Final Film
    variety.com Quentin Tarantino Scraps ‘The Movie Critic’ as His Final Film

    Quentin Tarantino confirms that he will no longer direct 'The Movie Critic' for the film he said would be his last.

    Quentin Tarantino Scraps ‘The Movie Critic’ as His Final Film

    Quentin Tarantino is no longer planning to make “The Movie Critic,” which he had earlier said would be his final film as a director. It was confirmed Wednesday that the director had given the project a thumbs down.

    “The Movie Critic” would have been Tarantino’s tenth feature film, but sources say he won’t be looking to rewrite the script or revive the project, instead making plans to move on to something new.

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    Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up
    newsthump.com Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up

    A New York judge has reportedly offered Trump a one-day reprieve from his fraud trial to attend his son Barron’s High School Graduation – on the condition that he successfully identifie…

    Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up
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    Senate dismisses the first impeachment article against Mayorkas, declaring it unconstitutional; trial ongoing
  • What a stupid and unnecessary waste of time.

    Yep, that applies to the entirety of the Republican controlled House during the 118th United States Congress.

  • Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation
    toronto.ctvnews.ca Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation

    A suspicious package delivered to Queen’s Park was determined to be powdered gravy following a police investigation in Toronto on Tuesday.

    Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation
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    The Beatles' 1970 documentary 'Let It Be' to stream on Disney+ May 8th after decades out of circulation
    www.usatoday.com The Beatles' 1970 film 'Let It Be' to stream on Disney+ after decades out of circulation

    A Peter Jackson-restored version of the long-shelved 1970 Beatles documentary \

    The Beatles' 1970 film 'Let It Be' to stream on Disney+ after decades out of circulation
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    Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial
    www.theonion.com Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial

    NEW YORK—Noting that the former president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly difficult to move ahead with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the only potential juror uninformed enough to serve at his father’s trial. “While the majority of other individuals in the pool ...

    Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial
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    Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow
    www.hollywoodreporter.com Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow

    Paramount will release the video game feature Dec. 20.

    Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow
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