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Anon recommends a cast iron pan
  • I have a cast iron griddle that I use once a year at my mom's house. I leave it in the outdoor grill when I'm done using it and don't even clean it. The next time I go to use the grill, I take out the cast iron griddle and just leave it out in the elements and it rusts like crazy.

    Then, the day I'm ready to use it again, I scour the shit out of it, heat it up to 500-600°, throw some oil on it like a greased up whore, and get the lowest quality seasoning on it.

    Then I use it to grill some ears of corn so they don't turn black from the soot of all the wood I burn to heat the outdoor grill. Once the corn is done cooking, I close off the grill and tell the cast iron griddle to go fuck itself.

  • Am I Legally Allowed to Get Married in Israel?
  • So, it's a bit more complicated and yet simple than this graphic makes it seem.

    Same sex marriages performed in Tel-Aviv (think of it as NYC, LA, as Vegas all wrapped into one) have been legally recognized for some time.

    As for interfaith marriages, no part of Israel will perform an interfaith marriage of any kind.

    All that being said, marriage is seen as a religious union still in Israel, and all religious laws are guided by the insanely backwards and incredibly shitty ultra-Orthodox (a bunch of uppity, holier-than-thou, hypocritical assholes) community. The Israeli government and the rest of the Israeli community recognizes nearly every type of human, monogamous, and non-child international union.

    As a result, any of these "forbidden" unions is easily resolved by a short, cheap flight to Cyprus. In fact, most Israelis seeking any sort of license/certification does so by flying to whatever other country because it's so much quicker and easier than trying to get anything done in Israel.

    Is it stupid? Yes. Does it make sense? No. Is Israel a shitty country run by a bunch of people who shouldn't be trusted with a matchbook? Debatable, but mostly yes.

    And news articles like this really aren't helping anybody.

    Nothing less than the Jewish character of Israel is at stake.

    The Jewish character of Israel can eat my fat Jew farts.

  • You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first
  • There absolutely were consequences. A longer-than-it-should-have-taken investigation was done from which they discovered that killing your employees is very naughty and were told that they shouldn't do that anymore. In return, Amazon made a very sincere "whoopsie-doodle 👉👈, I sowwy. But we didn't directly kill these production assets, so no harm no foul."

  • Pre-Mac OS X games

    Hopefully this is the right place to post:

    I've been trying to help my mother declutter her house, primarily of the stuff my father left behind when he died nearly a decade ago. I recently found a good number of discs for Mac from pre-OS X. I unfortunately don't have any running old Macs anymore and have neither the time or space to do anything with them.

    I hate tossing out anything that someone else could use and selling my dad's stuff makes me feel gross. If anyone is willing to cover shipping, I'd be more than happy to send them whatever Mac games I come across.

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