Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!
Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!
We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I've never had communication so effortless. It's like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that's how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
Does she exist?
Big time.
i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.
Good shitpost.
Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.
I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.
I met my spouse of 15 years (so far) on Craigslist personals. My big selling points were a picture of my actual face and a detailed essay about what I wanted.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
...that's literally just most dating apps? The categories and prompts only exist because people generally suck at writing about themselves, or even understanding what other people might want to know.
I'm also biased, having found my partner on an app 🤷♂️
So this is how I find out I've been dumped.
She's just doing this to make me jealous
This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.
It was generated organically and heavy users know where it is from haha
That's my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!
Motherfucker, that's my girlfriend!
Quality shitpost.
You picked NICHOLE? Instead of ME, NICHOLAS? HOW DARE YOU?!? 😡😡😡
(Btw you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🤗)
"Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)"
I don’t understand. 😵💫
New pasta arrived
kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.
Praise His Noodliness for his great beneficence!
Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn't it?
losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!
I have to give credit for this scammer knowing the Lemmy audience. Would they have as much of a chance of replies with a generic supermodel picture here?
That's a neat observation
Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was "single and in my area", so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.
No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:
I’ve got so many messages from her too. Strangely, it’s always a very similar picture that looks like her laptop got hacked.
Everyone wants to hack fedi-chica.
lol jealous much?
So ... this person is actually secretly connecting y'all together by having you bond over the shared experience?
Amazing!
Hole brothers! So holesome!
I kind of recognize her... who was she?
Edit: Oh shit the spammer that's DM'd me... that's why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.
I'm pretty sure the spammer is using a screenshot from one of Ro Randin's videos. Worth checking out the channel if you haven't, they make great videos.
Has anyone actually messaged this “person”? I assume this is some kind of scam but I am always curious where they go and how they work. But not enough to investigate personally.
I messaged them the first time I got a message, back before anyone else had ever posted about it. I've gotten a few random DMs from confused people not familiar with how this site works, and just assumed it was one of those.
They didn't respond back though, and then I started seeing others posting about it. They also keep making new accounts to spam the same exact message. I keep blocking and reporting them, and I've still gotten 3 more just this week.
The first message I got I asked if I knew them and got zero response.
Maybe it’s not a conventional scam but just a way to get followers.
I've been offering free rimjobs on lemmy and I'm still lonely 😖
You should start offering Skyrim jobs.
Your loneliness status won't be affected tho.
The forbidden Rimworld mod could work too...
Rimjobs are only free if your time is worth nothing!
Send mass PMs with a single blurry picture, look disinterested, and don't bother with any sort of personalization.
Having a personality is a turn-off for men, I've heard.
How you gonna hear the conversation from all the way down there?
Downvoters are just jealous!
I get it. It's nice to finally remember what this feels like after everything. Finally something solid to hold onto.
No, it's just in the wrong sub, downvoters are objectively correct.
Looking forward to the lemmyshitwedding
I hope they have so many lemmyshitbabies
I’m def tripping mushrooms for the livestream lemmyshitbirth
That person has messaged me like 6 times all under different usernames. I block each one. This is hilarious.
Jokes on you, true love only knocks six times.
Am I missing something here?
The picture on the right is used in a commom spam message on the fediverse. I have no idea what the author of the spam is even trying to do with it, but I've received it from a couple of different accounts
Probably testing spam response rates and mechanisms. There's some security concerns here.
There was a spam bot on the fediverse using this (the woman's) image and the name Nicole, it would tell you that you could call her "The Fediverse Chick".
Still is.
Oh no
Are we dating the same fediverse chick?
She is just federated.
Considering the nature of the Fediverse, it would make sense when the Fediverse Chick is the online manifestation of the Omni Girlfriend.
One girl... One fedi
I dated her for a bit... Somehow I never actually saw her eyes
They're a beautiful shade of AI.
She's shy.
Why do you look like a stock image
Headshot from years ago/furthered the joke by matching my profile picture.
BUT since you asked: my favorite part about it is that I'm not wearing any pants, but nobody knoooows. Seriously, I wasn't wearing pants. And I was sitting on a crappy futon. But whatever gets me jobs, I guess.
I wouldn't hire anybody with a terrible futon, good call cropping it out.
i have you tagged as "not wearing pants"
Your futon would likely be less crappy if you wore pants. I mean, if you're gonna have a blowout, might as well do it on something you can throw in the wash.
Very dapper stock image despite the lack of diaper
I can't believe she cheated on me, i'll report you to the LW admins ):<
I can't wait to have your save-the-dates pushed into my inbox 4 times a day!
I thought me and Nicole had something special. Nooooooo. Now what will I do.
Something tells me that Nicole is monkey-branching...
Is that where your wishes are misinterpreted in some ironic tree-based twist?
No, it's getting in a new relationship before leaving the previous one.
I guess after messaging thousands of people someone's bound to reply lol
Worryingly, she genuinely looks like an ex of mine from like 20 years ago.
She really does.
Troll level 9000. This whole thread...
<chef's kiss>