Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.
That's a fucking normal ass haircut wtf
Nah, not even. That's a Flick, the minimal-effort 90's-00's version of the Greaser's pompadour.
Bad hair? Lemme 'mullet' over.
Broccoli hair? (quick duckduckgo) oh, you mean an 80s perm?
I just assumed they meant the ramen do.
When was this guy a kid? I'm in my 70's and only a few jocks ever wore anything like that.
When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look
Nothing says "I will put something in your drink" quite like that haircut.
Is there a popular men's haircut that doesn't say that?
I used to get annoyed at the people cutting my hair when I'd ask for a crew cut, and they'd style it like this. It was everywhere in the late 90's / early 00s, and I was never a fan.
When it was zoomed out, I thought it was a pillbug
I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.
That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.
What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.
When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice
The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.
But I'll like the viking hair styles more.
But I'm just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don't want to visit a hairdresser every few months.
I was born in the 70's so i just get violent flashbacks
This is definitely one of the more ridiculous and unattractive coifs out there, and it spans generations. Ben Affleck or Alister of Dragon Age anyone?
How about we let people style their hair however the fuck they like. I see all these comments ridiculing different haircuts as if being fucking apes with hair going in slightly different ways at different lengths blabbering on about which way is better wasn’t the ridiculous part.
culture peaked
The Era of Aquanet.
This picture may represent humanity at its peak.
I hear it's better to burn out than to fade away. I think that's the anthem of 2025 America.
Denim pants, shirts, jackets... jfc they had it figured out
“What do ya waaaant?”
Is this supposed to be a dig at guys with long hair? Guys with long hair are sexy. Not my fault you feel intimidated by their masculinity.
Lol. Not at all.
Yeah, but you didn't have to go get a perm done for that style. You just got a $15 hair cut.
It is the right of younger generations to confuse older gens with their style and older ones to be confused/offended by them. A tale as old as time.
No way, broccoli hair is significantly worse than almost any other hairstyle.
You couldn't convince me broccoli hair was not started as a meme to see if people would make themselves look dumb to follow a trend.
May I remind you of the existence of the one true stupidest haircut ever invented: the mullet. The great equalizer of looking bad. Not one person on the entire planet Earth can wear it well.
What makes it so bad?
Yeah, the haircut in OPs picture is normal, if they wanted to show and idiotic haircut it should have been the manbun.
I've never had hair like that, but the pic seems like a pretty normal haircut I've seen from mid-90s through to now
It's basically just a crew cut...AKA one of the most popular short haircuts of all time!
Yeah but the signature of this was the propped up "wave" in the front, I remember that being huge through elementary and middle school in the 90s
Isn't that a Caesar? It's combed forward which makes all the difference.
The early 90's mushroom haircut trend was worse by far
Once the butt cut was peak hair.
Is that five different people?
It’s back bay-bee!
I’m just waiting for the other early 2000s hair trends to come back. Frosted tips, insane amounts of gel to spike it up, maybe some pukka shell necklaces? Maybe some Hawaiian shirts? Maybe those big ball chains? Converse? Just bring back third wave ska?
I'd like to see 50-60 year olds doing up their hair like the Static-X guy.
Well given that broccoli hair is just another word for the perms from the 80s, just give it 20 years and it'll be back in again. You could even be ahead of the curve, just give it some new name, christmas cake hair for example if it's all about frosted tips, and start wearing it in 15 years time. You'll become famous for "starting" a "new" trend!
If you can’t bully children for their terrible haircuts, why even perpetuate their creation?
Calling it a broccoli haircut is unfair to broccoli...
It's the haircut of Gen Z fuckboys. The scum of the generation, not the generation as a whole
more like curly pube topper
Speak for yourself, I had frosted and fire tips.
Billabong sweater, or T-shirt over long arms. Oakleys, baggy low on the hip jeans and (possibly JNCO even if I prefered other brands) DC skateboard shoes. Soundtrack - The Offspring - Conspiracy of One. I would jack back into 2000 in an instant
Round our way it is still mullets and Ned Flanders moustaches.
Good for them. I could never pull that off.
What the fuck is broccoli hair?
Exhibit B:
What do you even ask for at the barbers to end up with that?
Skin fade to pot noodle, please mister?
Do we know if they actually perm their hair? With as many haircuts like this that I see, they can't ALL have curly hair right?
Tbh I still find that haircut to be quite attractive. Cannot say the same for broccoli cuts.
I just never do anything with my hair. I let it be free to be however it wants.
"me had hair?"
