ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your "leadership", the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don't want in. Actually you'd need a dump truck of gold bricks before I'd even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I've simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You're dumpster-fire bouncers. That's what we think of you.
Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn
Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.
Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.
Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.
Hire contractors? They can just ask, I'll even link them the bad things I've said.
Hey, ICE, I'm posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.
ICE is precisely the kinda thing the "The Department Of Homeland Security" would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn't also full of shit.
Fuck ICE
Yes, I am.
Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
#landofthefree!
I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE, too.
No prob ICE, fuck you.
Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.
We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?
My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.
Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.
Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
Fuck ICE
FUCK ICE
Fuck you ICE, you're a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn't even make it as regular cops.
You bring shame to your own mothers.
Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies
ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).
I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won't give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can't do that. Just ask anyone who's been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
ICE is a buch of racist maggots.
Fuck ICE
ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that's a negative thing in their eyes though.
Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I'm calling it a fucking duck.
I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards
Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.
If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.
i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.
I’ll shit on your shit and they can eat my shit too.
Snowflakes
The victim culture is very strong with law enforcement lol
Fuck ICE
Fuck ICE
I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂
Only pedos work at ICE.
The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.
ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.
ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰
I am
what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american
They're the group that Trump used to black bag protestors during the George Floyd protests and were the guys stuffing kids into cages last time he had the reins.
They're gestapo
I think they're overstepping by wanting to know if people are posting bad things about the agency online, since no one wants to be spied on I can see how this would anger a lot of people
Fuck ICE. pieces of shit
So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.
Fuck ICE!
ICE is jerks.
(Posted from the DHS wifi)
Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.
Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.
ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.
Yes, I am. Any other questions?
I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
For anyone who is undocumented (and people who are documented!), it's important to know your rights regarding ICE:
- Don’t open the door for ICE. They aren’t allowed into your house or workplace without a warrant signed by a judge.
- Ask them to leave.
- Stay silent. Do not talk to them without a lawyer.
- If you ask you your immigration status, your citizenship status, etc, don’t tell them anything. Don’t even speak to them.
- Even if you’re a citizen, still don’t tell them anything. ICE destroys communities, and every second of their time you waste is one less second they will spend destroying people’s lives.
- If you are detained, ask to talk to your lawyer. Note that ICE doesn’t provide lawyers so make sure you get one in preparation.
- Do not sign anything or give them any documents whatsoever without a lawyer in that room.
I wouldn't count on that if I where you. They're cracking down harder than ever, and they're getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
I'm guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.
ICE can gargle my balls
That’s refreshing
wow they didn't say you could, rude
Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
Pedons don't show enough respect for these unsung heroes
Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.
ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
Fuck ICE.
Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. This is not : "Posting Negative Things About" ... "Fucking ICE".
I want them to know. tell them it was me 🖕
Everybody--EVERYBODY--needs to post negative shit about ice.
Fuck ice.
Fuck yeah I am. ICE is a terrorist organization. Fuck ICE.
ICE once bit my sister.
ICE bites kan be vary nasti.
Yes I am.
Fuck ICE. All my homies hate ICE.
Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single "Fuck ICE" comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single "Fuck ICE" comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
Why???
Probably a reference to Reddit's “fourth comment” thing.
Fuck ICE
(Downvote me for this guy)
The hero we needed o7
I am 😁 fuck ICE
But what if you don't like water that's frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there's been a big misunderstanding?
Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.
Any time spent on little old me is time they can't spend in the field
Fire melts ICE so there’s a viable solution to dealing with ICE. Also, ICE gargles with ass vomit.
ITT: Yes.
ICE is the reason the 2nd ammendment exists. The only good cop is a dead cop
This has a version of the article without the "non paywall" landing page/wall.
...and upvoting things about it!
I just saw few dozen identical comments with a bunch of upvotes, so the idea of people randomly dogpiling one single comment for no apparent reason struck me as funny!
I seem to recall a subreddit like that... chains of identical one word posts, 20 comments deep, all with a hundred upvotes... and one poor dude with like -1000.
Put me on the same list whydontcha. Fuck ICE weasels.
Please someone direct me to where I van ho to post negative things online about ICE.
I would like to know where I can personally inform them that I am, in fact, posting negative things about their department online. I'll even send them a fucking link
Fine... Sign me up for another list daddy
I posted in the other thread talking about this. Just so it's painfully clear,
Fuck off ICE.
Yeah, and? They can suck on my left nut if they don't like my criticism.
Besides, my family has been here since the start of the nation. Where are they going to deport me to, Plymouth rock?