All glory to Space King!

And get these filthy girls out of here!

You don't get out very often.

For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn't "going to be the president." Musk IS the president.

"I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor. I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, and i don't like it one bit."

"Oh gee, it's up to my knee..."

"It's a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter."

See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.

Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?

I'm liking the change I'm seeing: fewer CEOs.

Can't murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.

Look around. Read the room. You don't speak for "everyone," kiddo.

It's anecdotal, but i remember those stories floating around the first couple days after, as well.

The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.

This made me far more angry than your frying pan, just gotta say.

Had someone pull a shotgun at a house party once. I called 911. They wanted to know which manufacturer of shotgun before they'd dispatch a car, and finally showed up 13 hours later.

Such an expansive feeling of freedom and protection! They truly are heros! Like a meatball sub.

ETA: if only they'd thought to call the cops at Uvalde.

"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

"A butt tuba"

"These ARE the drumsticks you've been looking for!"

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

I'm always gonna see Pip and Merry with influencer hair now, and it's all your fault!

"Hi, I'm the guy from the video you just watched. He's a clipshow of the video you just watched."