Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this.
Americans will take the piss out of beans on toast and then eat this.
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
39 0 ReplyOK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
25 8 ReplyAnd tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
14 6 ReplyWhoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???
14 3 ReplyDoughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
6 1 Reply"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"
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Why? Not enough sugar?
7 2 ReplyIf you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
8 2 ReplyToo much sugar if anything. They mostly just taste like shit
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Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.
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No one would eat that abortion
14 0 ReplyI know right, the cheese isn't even melted.
I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
6 0 Reply5 0 ReplyLol I mean if I were starving I would but it's not appetizing
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I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
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average american first breakfast
15 2 ReplyNeeds Mountain Dew
2 0 ReplyWhat is it Christmas? It ain't no holiday every day.
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That is a snack.
An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.
5 4 Replyplus tip
7 0 ReplySuch edge
2 1 Replywtf is French orange juice?
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I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
12 0 ReplyIf there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
6 0 ReplyBrazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
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You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
9 0 ReplyThis isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
8 0 ReplyLol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
8 1 ReplyI wouldn't be overly surprised:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States
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Americans take things far too seriously.
6 0 ReplyHow am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
6 0 ReplyYes but one without delicious lungs.
2 0 ReplyDo I have "cunt" tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.
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doesn't have a Lemmy sub, but [email protected]
5 0 ReplyBeans on toast has piss in it??
5 0 ReplyYou put piss in your beans on toast? You need help….
1 0 ReplyAre you plannin to take the piss, mate?
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It’s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
6 1 ReplyThat's an olive
5 0 ReplyWe call those salty grapes.
5 1 ReplyOh well that makes it all ok then!
2 0 ReplyAmericans don't eat green olives.
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Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.
5 1 Replyis that a grape?
4 0 ReplyAre olives that foreign to ya?
4 0 ReplyI think they were just surprised to see a vegetable involved.
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I looked at that and thought it looked more like a grape then an olive as well at first. Thanks for the solidarity
3 0 ReplyPepperoni and Green Seedless
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Begun, the Food Wars have.
4 0 ReplyAnd they’d still call that a biscuit.
6 2 ReplyWell yeah, thats good food.
5 1 ReplyI'd legitimately rather eat the food in the picture than whatever beans on toast is supposed to be
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Patisserie Chicken
2 0 ReplyIs it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.
2 0 ReplyI'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.
2 0 ReplyDefinitely a start.
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brazilians be like:
1 0 ReplyAlmost certain this is a Brazilian pizza
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