An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.
It was added automatically at 15%, but I can't read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.