Fort Tolukko and Balls

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Intel Outside

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

Baberaham Lincoln

OuttaMyWaymo

Make Acronyms Go Awry

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”

There goes Walmart Nero …

I would be less worried about being on the receiving end of a Nelson “Ha Ha” from the entire IT world, and more worried that Microsoft will ban the side load pattern into the kernel area CrowdStrike depends on for updating their software but also the potential of a major exploit through their software. They have essentially recreated a similar pattern that had Microsoft introduce DEP but for the Kernel. There would be individuals and groups now trying to work out how to exploit knowing there are at least 8 million machines vulnerable and access to the kernel became slightly easier. Hopefully they at least have some cryptographic protection on code that is side loaded so someone can’t just dump a file in the right location.

They are benefiting from some skullduggery.

Indersand

“The hospital misplaced a small section of his skull”

“The piece of skull removed measured 12 by 15 centimeters”

I seem to have a different view to this journalist of what constitutes a “small section” of a skull.

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

I was thinking they were using a trebuchet which seemed odd but stain makes much more sense.