Internal vomitting is when it comes out of your nose?

Exit polls!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn09xn9je7lt

And 2 more seconds and you start wondering how many pints it would take.

Fair point. None of us are getting any younger.

Voting for Farage is like deliberately shitting your own bed.

Mr Salty.

Voting for Farage is like shitting your own bed.

Done.

I wonder if the country can get the day off tomorrow to celebrate?

Are we sure they could vomit?

A sense of dignity.

And I really, really hope you’re right.

Try harder Starmer. We’re only voting you in because a lot of the other parties are full of bastards, do something worthwhile!

I live in the 272nd most deprived area (out of 317).

New 4 bedrooms houses on horrible estates cost £850,000 because Londoners have moved here and commute from the nearest station.

Build the houses, make them actually affordable and only sell them to people who live or work in the local area.

Because everyone loves sitting with a foot on either side of a sub…

*Equilateral

The sooner JK Rowling is charged with hate speech, the better. How the fuck has she been allowed to get away with it for so long I don’t know.

Services turning a profit seems very capitalist for a communist country.

Why not instead think of all the great things that could be achieved with so much clean, low cost energy.

I thought Pokémon breeding forum was a very specialist fan fiction subreddit.

€93.39 per metre²

It was a gap in the market that’s now been plugged.

So it’s OK for Ukraine to invite friends along to help too?