Cartography Anarchy @lemm.ee AdrianTheFrog @lemmy.world 2w ago

Better Organized Europe

I'm sure everyone's fine with this

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Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.
Europe colonized by Europe
I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.

(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)
- Move back. It's beautiful and people are nice. And the standard of living has been steadily improving. Right, right? No, I mean, you're the one who said they miss it.
  
  I don't get Your point. I know how it is in Poland, I've lived there almost my whole life. And moving back is exactly what I am planning to do.
  
  If they're not willing to move back, I'm willing to move there in their place. I'm an American, but I promise I'm not an asshole who hates everything foreign. I'll integrate and learn the language!
I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂
- Iceland is probably fine with it.
  
  And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again
- double whammy for turkey, half of istanbul is gone, and the rest of us aren't even included in europe.
The germans will not be pleased
- The who?
  
  ZE GERMANS
- I don't think the Welsh will be happy either
  
  People living in Serbia probably would be mad too
You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.

I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.
- Which link?
  
  If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.
- What link. Are you just baiting to post Link from Zelda? Not with me you don't, doing it myself!
If Europeans drew European borders
- Um...
Portugal hasn't changed much.
- Just rotated by 90 degrees.
damn, sweden got screwed in this one
RIP Italy and France
- You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.
  
  (lol @ Vatican city and Poland)
  
  Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.
- The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.
Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair
Lookin good Ireland.
Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???
Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'
Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.

All hail the king/prince or whatever
Swede here, excuse me!? Give it back!
Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.

Also, Serbia's in trouble
It worked for the USA map, this one not so much
disgusting
This isn't organized at all
Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore

They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)
I am now Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got fucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this
Actual physical pain. 🫨😵‍💫
I love how Ireland is Ireland.
I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.
Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?
Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!
Why is Romania almost twice the size of all the other countries?
Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece
Good ol' Polish Newcastle.
Missing Sealand...
- Sealand is there, right between Funen and Old Sweden.
  
  That's at least one of the two options. The other now belongs to Luxembourg.
If you sort it, you'll be able to find any country in log n time.
Approved.
Please God make it happen

Hope it's not toomuch to ask.
Damn, that aware my sleeping nacionalist nerve im never thougth i had

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