Former model and Miss Switzerland finalist Kristina Joksimovic 'pureed' in blender by husband - reports
Former model and Miss Switzerland finalist Kristina Joksimovic 'pureed' in blender by husband - reports
Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, Switzerland, in February this year. Local outlets report the Federal Supreme Court ruled against the release of Thomas after he admitted to the murder of his wife.
A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and "pureed" in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.
Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, Switzerland, in February this year.
According to local news outlet BZ Basel, a man named Thomas, 41, had an appeal for release from custody denied by the Federal Court in Lausanne on Wednesday after he reportedly confessed to killing his wife, with whom he had two children.
BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.
There's a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is "I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him".
His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.
No spoilers, but the very end of that series is absolutely insane. Up there with "Icarus" or "An Honest Liar" as great documentaries that end up having a completely unpredictable twist that changes the trajectory of the film completely.
That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.
You're terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low
I like to treat every standard like a limbo bar and see how much lower I can go.
It's one of could have gone my entire life without knowing was a possibility.
gross.
A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.
That's, that's a brand new sentence.
This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf
Yeah I didn't need to read this headline as soon as I woke up
I dunno I thought nothing was gonna beat the Olympian that was hunted down and set on fire by her Ex just earlier this month but yeah this beat it.
This story is wild to read, how do you purée someone and still find a body and determine they were strangled?
I suspect he vastly underestimated the scope of the job.
Shopkeeper: Oh, hello Thomas, back already? How was that blender? Not big enough you say? Well how big do you need? A whole large coconut you say?
The article is unclear about which body parts were dismantled and blended, i assume he just did the arms and legs or something. Which leaves a lot of the body to be found and analyzed.
Basically, if i get this right, he was cutting the body in pieces and blending them one by one, which i assume must be a long process so no wonder he got caught. Honestly if i were to get rid of a body that would also be my plan in its entirety
"We're here about the homicide. Where's the body?"
"Nope, ain't nothing here except 60 litres of strawberry smoothie".
From the bottom up, I imagine.
You'd be surprised the things they can figure out with modern forensics, maybe low oxygen in the remaining tissue, maybe a special enzyme that activates in the lungs when you are carbon dioxide poisoned.
The leaps in detection technology even in the last ten years are astounding.
"the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death."
CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.
He might not have finished blending her corpse. I think they can also determine the cause of death from tissue samples sometimes.
Or they got a confession, I guess.
Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.
Amiright, guys??
Look I was hungry and the fridge only had two slices of cheese, a quarter of a bottle of expired milk, and some random sauce packets. I worked woth what I had on hand.
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must've been a tank
I mean they found a body so I assume it wasn't that great
The Swiss make some great precision machinery, I bet it was a Swiss brand.
Asking the real questions here. I've got a ninja and I'm pretty sure there's no way I could puree bones.
Because that would sure eliminate the DNA evidence...
A murderer and a moron.
I assume that that's what the chemical solution was for.
Most of murders aren't calculated acts with an escape plan, a lot of them done in a heat of a situation or under some influence.
This guy probably didn't thought he'd do that and then panicked, couldn't manage to find any other way to get rid of the body but using a blender he usually used to smash vegs and stuff.
Other ways of life could've probably lead him to another tool or method he is comfortable with in his day-to-day life, but his first thought was a blender.
TBF if it looks like paste as opposed to a murder victim you're less likely to DNA test it in the first place. It's moot because it was the spouse in this case, though, and I'm skeptical he got that far with just a hand blender. (Unless he moved to a real one afterwards?)
What. The fuck.
The start of the headline lured me in for the biggest WTF moment I've had in ages. I'll be sweating bullets the next time I see something about a former model/Miss-Wherever
People following the story of a former Olympic runner: First time?
My mind couldn't contemplate the title when I first read it. I thought this was some sort of AI art or deep fake "blender" program that he was selling nudes or vids of her that he had constructed.... the whole actual person being put into a blender just didn't even compute.
I was so confused at the title too. What does being "pureed" in blender animation software even mean?
Why do people suddenly call a mixer a blender? Isn't "blend" related to light? English makes no sense.
English makes no sense.
Too true!
Isn't "blend" related to light?
You can use blend for anything, especially if you're creating a mix of two original things. And you could mix light too (you have things like
mix()for colors in CSS).In cooking, I would call something you use to mix dough a mixer, and something you use to make a smoothie a blender. I guess there are some subtle differences in "feel" but the words are almost interchangeable.
They quoted the word "pureed" which means there was butter and potato starch involved
That's better. I was afraid he was just gonna chop her up. But having her as some portion of a meal... So much better.
Protein, carbs and fat, you need all three in the right amounts for a healthy diet!
Oh save me Raptor Jesus
What the fuck bros
Poor girl...
Did he drink her?
That is the question
I did not expect to read "Blender" and "Model" in this context ever.
Try blender.org you use it to model. Literally, you can make models using a blender. You, know, a version of it.
So... like running a blender in reverse? 😁
And it was a hand blender even. Wow
Wow is right. That man probably voided his warranty if he blended her feet.
Jesus fucking Christ.
MBS gonna hire this guy
What the actual fuck? No jail for this motherfucker, just throw him into a vulcano
I bet he used a Blendtec
This is human smoke. Don't breathe this.
Um, so did they say what blender it was?
Is that your friend in the woodchipper there, heh?
smooth
Okay gallows humor here, fair warning.
Have you ever made a fucking smoothie? Do you know how hard it is to get that last little bit of ice to properly puree? Now imagine trying to blend fucking bone.
They found her in a puréed state?
If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.
