Choices choices.

DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS, WHO AM I TO DISAGREE

*these
- I had originally written that, but I went and looked it up and it actually is "this". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Nuts, Gottem
- Incorrect my good sir or madam

Caroline, every time. Easy choice.

Sweet Home Alabama really grinds my gears. Neil Young sings about systemic racism in the south and Skynard retorts 'yea some people here are racist ♪ but not all of us are ♪ frig off Neil Young♪ whoa now look at the sky'. Horse shit lyrics, sick composition.

Now Watergate does not bother me, uh-uh

Jesus Christ, my eyes are now open.

Where the skies are so blue (and the governor's true)

I unironically had no idea.
But "Sweet Caroline" is problematic in a different way. From Wikipedia - "Diamond has provided different explanations for the song's origins. In a 2007 interview, he stated the inspiration for the song was John F. Kennedy's daughter, Caroline, who was 11 years old at the time it was released. Diamond sang the song for her at her 50th birthday celebration in 2007. On December 21, 2011, in an interview on CBS's The Early Show, Diamond said that a magazine cover photo of Caroline as a young child on a horse with her parents created an image in his mind, and the rest of the song came together about five years after seeing the picture. However, in 2014, Diamond said the song was about his then-wife Marcia, but he needed a three-syllable name to fit the melody."

He wrote lyrics about touching each other a few years after seeing her in a photo as a young child?
- Gross, classic rock /pop are full of gross stories like that.
I'm the opposite. Any time I hear the 'Caroline' I get aliitle frustrated.

'Home Alabama' forever and always.

Child o' mine

Where do we go, where do we go now?
- Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, **WHERE DO WE GO NOW?

As a white person, I choose "sweet release of death."

DUN DUN DUNNN

Why are white people black?

Why is someone who's half white and half black just considered black?
- Ha you ever seem the movie domino? Woman goes on springer and shows a diagram of all the new races she wants coined like blasian, whack, etc etc.

Cherry pie

Emotions

You talk about things that nobody cares
Only if you adopt a teenager to take on the road to get her pregnant. Tyler is a piece of shit.

Sweet Home Carolina! No, wait...

Emotion

🎶Good times never skies so blue🎵

Sweet, what's mine say?

Duuuuuuuude, what does mine say?
- And theeeeeeeen?

Sweet sweet

Gwendoline, anybody?

Ich war geknebelt. Ich konnte nicht mal schreien. Oh, Sweet Sweet Gwendoline!

He's as white as he is black.
- I usually get grief for pointing that out, fyi. For whatever reason people of any shade don't like to hear that.

How'd you do? I

See you met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the

candy man.

No black people in Alabama or Boston apparently.

So good! So good! So good!

Caroline, every time.

Sweet Home Alabama is just awful

I hate it too, but in it's defense I think it's mostly just over played. That riff is kinda sick.
- Lol, when I describe the song to people what I say is almost verbatim: "it sounds like they stumbled upon one really solid guitar riff and were like, fuck it, play that shit for the next 4 minutes! Umm is that gonna be enough for a song? Who gives a shit!"
  
  So yeah, the riff is pretty good