I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

I was here.

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

Uploaded the image for you

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

Hi internet historians

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

It's bean nice being in this community.

Mmm theater food

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

You want upvote, you get upvote. Now, would you like updog?

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

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My favorite bean is the coffee bean

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

Sell-out for upvotes

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

Bean there, done that!

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

Beans beans, the magical fruit

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

It's bean fun

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

Roll that beautiful bean footage

I upvoted the can of beans.

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

b e a n s

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

solid beans mate

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

LOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

Beans

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Mmm love me some beans

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

All hail the can of beans!

BEANS

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

Beans beans beans…

Mexican approved, will bean

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

I was here on this day.

Can fucking beans vote?

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

this is my first comment here, hi

This is a weapon of mass destruction

"I was there when the beans happened"

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

I;m thinking about thos Beans

God dammit, you is right!

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

Maple bacon beans tho...

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

I like beans, I upvote.

Bean nice meeting yall

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

Bees?!

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

With Tomato Sauce

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

Andy Warhol would freak out

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

Okay Mr Bean

Amazing, please share more beans!

Bean there, done that.

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

Yes, we do upvote anything.

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

Who the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up

Take my first upvote on here

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

I'm here for the canned bean party...

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

Cool beans.

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

Aww yisss. Beansss

You damn right we will.

Beeeeeeenz

this is the quality content I signed up for

Beanis

Mhh... Beans.

Lol as if this post is top of all time

What have you done!?

BEANS!

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

The color of that can is trademarked

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch