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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

(I am in the UK and make TTRPGs. He/Him.)

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Thank you Sunday Sport, the UKs shit-posting "newspaper"
  • Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on "sex dwarfs" that look like famous people, dogs "bumming" things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity "sex arse" toys.

    They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.

  • Thank you Sunday Sport, the UKs shit-posting "newspaper"

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    no bargains, i know what i have
  • It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi's

  • lightly cummed on
  • It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

  • lightly cummed on
  • I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • The server was torn to shreds by raccoons. That's what I heard.

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • Indeed, never let "facts" or indeed anything like that get in the way of your opinion and the things you say!

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • The Most Pathetic Person

  • A quiet moment!
  • I will let her know haha thank you! The nurse at the vets calls her "a model of the cat world"!

  • A quiet moment!

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    I'm in the UK, it is raining and my cat is VERY MAD
  • Oh no! I hope he got a big hug! My cat was overjoyed that it wasn't raining this morning, but it is very windy and it really works her up - so I now have a hyper cat, rather than a mad cat, which in practice is not much difference!

  • Removing an instance does not remove posts from Everything > Subscribed
  • Thank you! Yes I still get posts from the unsubscribed community after switching as you suggested. I have just tried it again now.

  • how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
  • Totally, many early forums and bulletin board systems had good discussion, it wasn't all trash at all! But, there was also a lot of trash. The internet has always been a weird mix of wonderful information and genuine useful tools, and a blazing dumpster fire of shit, on fire.

  • Lemmy vs Reddit in a nutshell
  • Totally, I was meaning more impolite, hostile or confrontational etc than saying fuck!

  • What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?
  • I am quite old and responsible when I'm not here?

  • how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
  • Hang on I'm just shunning it myself but once I'm done I'll let you know

  • *Permanently Deleted*
  • No worries at all!

  • Barbie - In Cinemas July 21

    Starring our very own Esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress @[email protected]!

    I for one am looking forward to it, and as you can see from the review above, even the star of the show can't say enough good things about it.

    The movie will be at least at 10/10.

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    I'm in the UK, it is raining and my cat is VERY MAD

    Unfortunately I can't control the weather.

    How are you and your pet today?

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    Removing an instance does not remove posts from Everything > Subscribed

    I don't know if this is my understanding or an issue.

    My main account is .world.

    I subscribed to an instance that is federated, and have since unsubscribed and removed the instance and associated account from my Liftoff Accounts by long pressing and selecting delete.

    Posts from the instance still appear in Everything > Subscribed. Is this working as designed or a bug?

    Thanks!

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    If you notice your farts are affecting your life, there are things you can do.

    Here in the UK, the health service have useful pages about all kinds of health conditions and questions - such as this page about farts.

    !

    The page advises you can go to speak to a pharmacist about your disgusting smelly farts.

    I went in to a pharmacy and said, what do you make to this and did a massive fart and they threw me out.

    Were they right? Was I right? I just can't sort out what my opinion is on this.

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    Duck art

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    10 days after 3rd party reddit app shutdown

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    I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again

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    Online whiteboards and quick map sketching

    Sometimes, rather than using a dedicated Virtual Table Top, it can be useful to use an online whiteboard - for example if you just need to make a collaborative map or you mainly use text in a shared space.

    Jamboard Shared whiteboard with sticky notes, image import, laser pointer

    Padlet Shared whiteboard with different template settings

    Miro Shared whiteboard with different template settings

    Google Slides To make collaborative shared maps, I also use Google Slides - just set a map template as slide background, and then everyone can add tokens / features etc as layers!

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    TTRPG Random Map Generators

    World generator: https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

    Fantasy Region generator: https://watabou.itch.io/perilous-shores

    Village generator: https://watabou.itch.io/village-generator

    City generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator

    Dungeon generator: https://watabou.itch.io/one-page-dungeon

    Post image is from the Fantasy Region generator by watabou.

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    Little Bobby Tables

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    Missing images in historic posts following incident

    Edit - I have manually re-added the images to my posts where they were missing after the incident.

    Just in case this isn't raised yet, there are missing images in historic posts, where the image was hosted on Lemmy.world. Assume it is not just me.

    I have used other browser and cleared cache etc.

    For example: https://lemmy.world/post/1247878 (my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1197771 (my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1212739 (not my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1027678 (not my post)

    If you access the post from a different instance, the image is visible.

    For example, my post on .world community viewed in .world: https://lemmy.world/post/1247878.

    The same post viewed via .ml: https://lemmy.ml/post/1873120.

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    Your legal page is a lemming

    !

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    Very sleepy

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    r/all

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    On lemming now

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    Wanderhome - full game (link to purchase through Itch.io)

    possumcreekgames.itch.io Wanderhome (Full PDF) by Possum Creek Games

    A pastoral fantasy tabletop RPG about traveling animal-folk and the way they change with the seasons.

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    Wanderhome - free demo playkit

    possumcreekgames.itch.io Wanderhome (Free Playkit) by Possum Creek Games

    A quick taste of the record-breaking TTRPG of traveling animal folk and their pastoral world.

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    Immortality - Clare Harner (1934)

    Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there, I do not sleep I am a thousand winds that blow I am the diamond glints on snow I am the sunlight on ripened grain I am the gentle autumn's rain When you awaken in the morning's hush I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds in circled flight I am the stars that shine at night Do not stand at my grave and cry I am not there, I did not die.

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