Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
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Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
I don't have real money, but you deserve this ⭐
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Ah, the ol' Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I'm going in!
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OP makes a good point, but [deleted].
I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?
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This worked perfectly, thanks!
Does anybody know what this said?! I'm having the same problem!
Edit: nevermind, I figured it out.
I have this problem too!
Edit: Nevermind. Fixed it.
So what is the solution?
Edit: After hours I found the solution. Np
F
Divorce him
Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer
"I'll get off Facebook now!", he said
and though he really tried
Those Russian bots still hacked his shit
...and Timmy fucking died.
Came here to say this
The Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here
But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms..
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This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question...
Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they're not about crowdsourcing... no
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Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can't hate on that
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Where d I got karma?????
I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
...this kills the redditor.
OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out.
Directed by M. Night Shamallama
edit: accidentally a word
I also choose this man's dead wife.
I choose you for choosing there dead wife ∆∆∆∆∆
RemindMe! 10 years
We need bots on Lem-Lem!!!
I'm a leftist but I think insert fascist opinion here
Here's a story told entirely from my point of view, edited to make me look good. Am I the asshole?
NTA your house your rules.
Divorce her immediately.
Here have this award. 👁️🗨️
Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.
Will trade up votes, trying to build karma
This
sooooooo this
Came here to say this! Take my upvote!
And my axe!
This
What he said
Ahh, the ole reddit switcharoo
Hold my wallaby I'm going in
I too choose this guy's dead wife.
Thank you, kind stranger!
Thanks rimjobsteve
that's what she said
Something something broken arms
... And my axe!
Edit: I said the funny line, updoots to the just please
RemindMe! 3y “reply to this thread”.
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Found the r/mobileuser
How the turn tables!
Mod, please perma ban this ahole already.
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Signed, A strangerologist
Are you sure about that? I was watching a youtube video some time ago and it said that the 7% thing is false. What sources do you have that its true? I have gotten many many propts from stangers and have NEVER gotten an allergic reaction. Edit: found the video.
I don't have to Google for you, I'm a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
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Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.
Then you message the mid, nothing.
My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.
Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules .. on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.
Why this community is so anti-non-euclidean
Not all heroes wear capes.
The real pro tip is always in the comments
Today you, tomorrow me
Poop knife
You must not be familiar with the three shells.
Jackdaws
Broken arms
Every thread
Cum box
"You like that you fucking retard"
Jolly ranchers
I'm not racist but...
Will trade up votes, trying to build karma
Username checks out
This site is amazing. It needs a hug from reddit. https://www.smallsitethatwillcrashfromtheunexpectedattention.com/
Somebody gild this!
How do I pay $500 to reddit to show I like this comment and really mean it on here?
Here, take the poor man's gold 🏅
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repost
Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven't seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your "repost" comments aren't adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It's the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother's house.
Downvoted.
Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.
Edit edit - fixed typo
Ninja edit - fuck spez
3/10.
7/10 with rice.
Perfect five out of seven.
YATA - I can't fucking believe you'd do that.
:flag-liberia: :flag-liberia: Trump 2024 :flag-liberia: :flag-liberia:
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When does the narwhal bacon?
🤫🕛
Will trade up votes, trying to build karma
At Midnight! OMG super in joke on our really niche, non pop culture website.
open up this is the CIA
As an AMERICAN, I do not consent to you tracking my comments in any way. The CIA does not have JURISDICTION and I do not recognize THE sovereignty of aMERica.
:flag_chile: :flag_chile: PROUD TEXAN :flag_chile: :flag_chile:
this post doesn't apply to me at all but here's a paragraph about some third party bullshit that's tangentially related at best, but really doesn't meet the spirit of the post
So lemmy and Reddit?
So basically This?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey it's me your brother!
Hey bro, check my latest totally organic post about the package from Amazon. LoL they sent me 2 Xbox station 6s instead of 1 playbox 5. Order from Amazon, they will send you free shit!
How do you do fellow redditors? I also get free shit from amazon. Updooted you. Please give me gold as well.
Steve buscemi was on a fire truck on 9-11 after breaking his toe kicking that helmet while filming lord of the rings.
Ape together
brokestrongTeam Rocket Blasting Off Again!!
🎖️🏅🥇🥈🥉
You have been banned from c/asklemmy
NEXT
ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY!
STILL LOOKING
Locked, Y'all can't behave.
Bring back /r/place
Everyone should have responded in Spanish.
Sí, ¿Como esta usted?
Yo quiero Taco Bell?
Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.
Just because I've owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn't mean I approve of the franchise!
edit: Also, I don't actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.
Si!
I dont speak other language. Also they spelled favor wrong!
[This user has been banned by an activist mod and their inbox blown up by racists and piss drinkers]
what drinkers?????
Fuck spez
XcQ, link stays blue
Google en passant
Red flags!
I once tried to make a post look like a reddit thread, just like back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Reddit* Undertaker* Mankind*
I also ______
Brush my teeth.
Floss.
Masturbate.
7/10
10/10 with rice.
Would recommend, its way better than before.
Play stupid games…
...win stupid prizes
If this post has traumatised anyone you should go home and start playing Tetris. It really works. Some study said if you play Tetris after trauma it changes your neural pathways so you're less likely to get ptsd
Tetris Effect is Eurogamer's best game you can play right now (and the 2010's Game Of The Decade).
Not me but...
Mom's spaghetti
This just in, water is wet.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
This
Hold my koala, I'm going in!
something something broken arms
Now just edit your post to "Sorry this post has been removed by the creator"
5/7 with rice.
i can't use reddit.
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make an account. use a gmail address. verify with phone number.
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suspended/shadowbanned immediately, before making any post or comment. appealing does nothing.
repeat as many times as i want.
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Thanks for the gold!
F
Big if true
Are you also me?
STFU regard
/u/repostSlothBoat
lol
Climate change is a hoax!
/r/unexpectedfactorial
Big Oil puppet.
Clearly you're part of the problem.
Can't help but feel sorry. Not his fault that he was raised in a Neanderthal cave.
Enjoy your ignorance while the planet burns!
Test post please ignore
So true, put this on a tea cup!
Chuck Testa!!!
Putin is just miss understood by weak west
The swamps of Dagobah.
Giffing a Dickbutt https://imgur.com/a/wNs7ZCp
Time to /r/insert plenty of /r/references to /r/unrelated /r/subreddits just in case
r/beatmetoit
You are a bold one.
How a reddit post look like ?
Moar bots
I went to post a comment on this Reddit thread but then my old man saw what I was doing and beat me with jumper cables.
Now is when I post a comment the mods don't like, get harassed by the mods, and reply to them just asking they stop messaging me and get a permanent ban from reddit for harassment.
Holds up spork.
D
Cylinder
