Looks like empanadas. They'll even fold them the same way to indicate a specific filling.

Apparently masterbating 34 times in a single day is one time too many

It's even easier if you dismember on site.

34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?

Poor Alex Song (A.S.S.)

Boyfriend cuts her open. "It's RAW!"

One thing I love about living in the city is all the free pigeon eggs you can find in random spots.

He guards the first gate and judges if you are worthy to pass.

They did but they forgot to make the hole bigger and it was quite a mess

4-5 is the correct time. Then you can exercise at 7.

To retire on a farm upstate, unless my mom lied to me 🤔

In the comics they are always stealing things from the news stand and stashing it there. It's Superman's 2nd greatest weakness.

I thought the deal I got on my KuKluxKlean was too good to be true!

I know a guy who can get the job

The 5th circuit includes Louisiana, Texas, and Mississippi so they can go fuck themselves. You think I'll live by the opinion of some backwater states? Only a corrupt supreme court would uphold this ruling-ohhh fuckity fuck fuck!

I hear he's playing the part of the right leg

Those tariffs did exactly what they were supposed to do. Push smaller competitors out of the market and allow price increases from the bigger companies. Even with those tariffs the price from China was still much cheaper, all he did was ramp up inflation. Literally no one won.

I got spiders living in mine. Keeps the bugs out.

You are right. She only has 1 ear in the first image but 2 in the 2nd. That's a mage for you.

They look young until they turn 4000 then it's downhill fast.