Oooo, this one actually happened to me. Head on collision with a barrier at 80mph, fell asleep at the wheel after getting out of a 27 day stint in the ICU. Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al was playing when i collided.
"I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn
I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs
I crashed my car into the bridge
I don't care, I love it
I don't care"
A friend of mine had a partner who, after a rainstorm, crashed the friend's truck into a (side of a) bridge. At the time this song was peaking in popularity, and I felt bad for them but the friend thought it was hilarious, as we'd often sing that song when hanging out.
Nothing too bad, just embarrassment and a replacement bumper and such.
No joke, back in highschool I rear-ended someone waiting in line to get in the school parking lot. The song playing was I Can't Stop by Flux Pavillion.
♫ Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie You work on a smile and you go for a ride ♫
This was the last song on their second album, an instrumental. Shortly after that the band was in a car accident and only the singer survived. She was the only performer not on this track.